Bonjour! We're not very good at introductions ^^'...Hi(?)...

Chances are you probably read one of our stories and clicked that little sexy avatar looming over your left-side browser as you were reading. .

In all honestly, thought we do not have many stories out, writing is, by fitting circumstance, our passion and subsequently is, as you would say, our way of conveying that which is buzzing through our lewd and twisted little minds(tears is the honest and entertaining romances that are our stories, personified by the color to the painting that is our shounen-ai pairings.

Ehm...Passion is bugging me to stop babbling now...SO, if you haven't figured it out by our writing styles(or..I don't know...maybe you're stalking us and just somehow know...), we, Passionate Tears, are a two-person writing team, paired for the soul purpose of filling our favorite series with YAOIIII(Or...almost so ^^'). I am Tears, having the pleasure of opening up our profile(though it is only fitting that I open our profile considering she got the first part of our username..). Passion, the obviously more enthusiastic YAOI fan than I, would like to take the floor. However, I must add one last declaration...SHE WILL NEVER BEAT ME IN MY LOVE FOR SHOTA...AND(

Well hello there I am passion the more yaoi loving of the two. If you tell me a a yaoi series, there is an 90% chance I've watched/read it. I admit tears is the more experienced of the two of us, but to all new writers reading our stories, I'M WITH YOU. The reason tears agreed to do this account with me was because basically I've got talent and she's helping me develop my skills. If you want to PM us specify who your talking to otherwise we will be like WTF who are you talking to? If you have corrections or ideas for ME please don't hold back. If you see somehing random or a little, how should I say this, TOO crazy or yaoified it's probably from me, but if you see something smart, witty, original, or awsome it's probably tears' ;(. I'm going to try my best so root for me in my writing adventures :D

I have a decloration of my own... (Tear says, "Just because I made a declaration -_-.") I LOVE YAOI. That is all. For now...

What we believe in:

Why exactly are gays called "fags?" It's a valid question that most people don't even seem to take note of. It's been said that "fag" is a literally negative phrase used to insult a person, usually of homosexual tendencies. But the root of the word comes from a very "bloody" lineage. Back during the Crusades, not only did Christians(under the employment of the Holy Catholic Church) burn supposed witches, they were also prejudice against gays(as it was justified in the Bible, from several passages saying men whom had sexual affairs with others--or anyone who had anal sex for that matter--should be killed immediately) which led them to feel the need to burn the gays as well. But, rather than being burned at the stake, they were thrown directly onto the burning lumber, the fags; Hence, the title which we so use today. It is offensive, even since olden times, and does not support any theory of non-prejudice acts against love of any kind, regardless of gender, age, or skin color. This, P & T strongly regards as incorrect and immoral in society.

Some things you might be wondering:

Tears is female.

Passion is female.

Tears is the older of the two.

Passion is disclosed about her age.

Tears is 13.

We believe we are still too young(as are all our age) to know what gender we prefer within sextual relation..

So yeah...We're not Lesbians...-_- infact we both think we're straight..Why else would be fawn over sexy boyz?

Passion is taller than Tears-_-...

Tears likes being petite though...

Passion is a yaoi fan(Again, for like the 3rd time..)

Tears used to hate yaoi ^^' and shounen-ai... :P but now she ships it like hell...

Tears and Passion belong to the same anime club.

Tears is the founder and overlord of this club; Passion is her successor.

We like vocaloid...Len in particular(que fangirl squeal!)

We enjoy having yaoi sleepovers with friends...

Tears enjoys acting...which turns into strange things at the times at night in which we all stay up(Ex: making sex noises in guy voices 0.o)

Passion agrees we have weird fetishes...She asked Tears to do the voices of Misaki and Usagi from Junjou Romantica .

Passion thinks that all who have not watched Junjou Romantica yet are not true yaoi fanatics.

Tears agrees, but thinks that Kuroshitsuji is the best Yaoi ship in the world~~...And it has cute shotas...

Tears has a fetish for Shotas...Sweaty people...And Asians...

Tears is Chinese.

Passion is Italian.(-talia series..)

We're both American though(funny how we always say nationalities as our races...^^;)

Tears does not have squinty eyes :'(, people often call her Italian...

Passion does not have a curly mustache, nor is she plumber(

Tears has curly brown hair :D She likes cosplaying as boyz~ Young boyz...*droolz and attempts to rape Ciel who is currently chained to her bookshelf..* Damn, he got away...

Passion has long, dirty blonde hair...And green eyes(damn, all of Tear's friends have pretty eyes -_-)

Tears is the ultimate Kuroshitsuji fan..:P Obviously. She convinced Passion to write Kuroshitsuji shounen-ai with her...The situation played out like this(*cough*in Tears' head*cough*cough*):

Tears: Hey let's go make a fanfiction account about guys F*cking.

Passion: Sweet!

Tears: Ehm...So should we like...Choose a series?

(One hour of conversing later)

Passion: SO, we're doing Black Butler?

Tears: Yeah...BUT about that thing with Religion, I think--blah blah blah...

(3 hours later)

-_- Tears' head is and endless hole of energy...There will never be an end to her stories...

Tears doesn't know very but about Passion, she suspects that Passion is an alien...She's too perfect...(glares)

Passion: it's true i am.

Tears *punches* But I iz still your teacher.

Passion: Oww that hurt.

Tears is also known as RukiaRocks, Chained in the alias Craddled and Chained, Desires in the alias KuroDesires, and Red Eye in the alias Two Eyes(she has a lot of students and hold double accounts with them :P)

Passion suspects Tears is a secret agent with too many names.

Tears suspects Passion is just a newb...

Passion: Sadly, it's true. (

Passion: What would I do without her?

Tears thinks Passion would live in her blissful wonderland in "Heaven" or whatever..Going about her daily life without her dose of the twisted persuasions of Tears :).

Tears is not practicing a Religion, she was not raised brainwashed into a specific set of beliefs, she was given a choice to follow what she pleased. And at the moment, she follows nothing...

Don't call her an athiest -_- it pisses her off...

Passion is christian and always will be lol

Tears does not think she is telling the truth..But, nontheless, has had experience with Christians...Learning to accept that some people need security to live comfortable :P

Passion thinks each religion has truth in it and we should agree to disagree...

Tears thinks that's a load of bullshit :P...Nothing is ever solved if the question to begin with had no answer. If there are indiscribable things, why would you believe them..

But, we can all agree that Yaoi is awesome...Look! A banana!!~~~

Passion looks* Where!?

Tears thinks that Passion always falls for that trick and it's kinda funny~~

Passion: It's true, I love bananas so I can't risk not seeing them...

Tears: I like guy's bananas...but that's a different type of "fruit..."

Passion: LOL

Tears thinks that, without further ado, it is time for her to sign out of this extremely long info-turned-conversation in her own profile...

Passion agrees

Both: Til next time~~ Have wet dreams...^^

Bai!