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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Parodies and Spoofs. Someone should have shot me when I was 14. See, that's about how old I was last time I updated this profile. And dear Lord, did it sound retarted. So if any of you read the previous profile thing that was here before, I apologize; I'm really not that stupid. And also,I apologize for my previous writing style. I am a moron. I'm trying to fix a few things on my fics, here. Maybe, if I really want to, I'll even write some more. This concludes this public service announcement. |
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Harry Potter's Sixth Year in Bad Fanfiction by LargeMarge reviews
Trite phrases, overused plot devices, and other general insanity. Basically I'm making fun of bad fanfiction. So sue me. But don't really. Chapter 18 up! Tonks lays the smackdown on poor unsuspecting Harry, while Dumbledore has a bug fetish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,057 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Harry P.
The Gryffindor Rouge by Lady Celebare reviews
*COMPLETE* Here it is, the first of my Moulin Rouge parodies! This one centers in on a doomed romance between Ron and Hermione... with Snape as the horrible duke! I really hope you guys have as much fun reading this as I did writing it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,529 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 10/11/2002 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sirius Black, the Time Warp, and the Oregon Trail by Evil Yellow Day Moon reviews
When an accident lands Sirius, James, Lily, Peter, and Remus in 19th centuary America, chaos ensues. Sing-a-longs, new religions, fandangos, cow-tipping, and much more await them on their journey to find a way back home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Sirius B.
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The BrianCrystal Chronicles reviews
Sequel to Heir of Voldemort. *Chapter 28 up* Havoc has been bestowed upon your favorite clan of insane(in every sort of way) bunch of older and younger Hogwarts Members. Losing someone is hard, but will Cate live through this ordeal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 215,688 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 3/29/2002
Secrets reviews
There is a new person at Hogwarts. A strange new person. She's looking for a new life in Britain, or is she just continuing on the one she should have had? Follow the rather tragic events of Harry's 5th year... and follow as they lighten up...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2002 - Published: 12/16/2001
Harry Potter and Voldemort's Heir reviews
This is a next generation HP Story. All our normal characters are grown-up, and now it's their childrens' turn to rule the school (and the world?) The Black twins cause choas, and the younger children follow up to it nicely. Please, REVIEW! PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2002 - Published: 2/10/2002
How to be Properly Evil and More! reviews
Ever wondered how to be evil? Well, even if you don't just read it. Get a good laugh out of this parody type thing. It's making fun of evil villians in movies sort of, and the mistakes they make... READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2/22/2002
Harry Potter and the Student Quidditch Cup reviews
***CHAPTER 6 UP*** Sorry I took so long to update... I was busy with another fic... Anyways, I'm horrible with Summaries, so just R/R! please! (Quidditch in this chpter!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2002 - Published: 11/3/2001 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Dark Angel of Light reviews
**ENDING IS UP** What will become of poor (hehe) evil Cate? What will become of everyone else? Will they stop her? Or will she kill them first? Co-written by HpGrl! Please R/R!!! It means alot to me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2002 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Wish reviews
Cate is alone in the world. Or so she thought. When Meagan wishes someone was like her, Harry Potter's world changes in many ways. Secrets are revealed, and chaos ensues. As the darkness settles in, they all find their purpose...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2001