This is an actual interview made on April Twenty-Fourth, at One Seventeen P.M. Ha-ha. Seriously.

So, Hikaru. When do you plan on writing?

Maybe in a few days. I'll start writing very soon. The wait will be short.

What is the usual time it takes for you to update a fanfic?

Well, it varies. But, if I get comments saying they want me to continue faster, I tend to update as soon as possible. Of course, I still am busy as everyone else.

What is your writing about?

I write fanfics under the lines of: Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto , Pandora Hearts, Vampire Knight, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Fruits Basket, Death Note , Harry Potter, The Heir Series, etc. etc.

Do you plan on writing Yaoi fics?

Sorry, but no. I've never been a big fan of Yaoi.

What are you doing right now?

I'm typing, duh.

Who is sitting besides you?

Do you find this question personal?

How could I find this question personal?

I ask the questions.

That wasn't a question.

Sure, Sure.