The pyro is a lady, but due to the strict "male only" rule, she's forced to keep it a secret. How long will that last? (hint: not very) And could there be romance in store? Who knows! (I'm writing this as I go along, suggestions are welcome. Also, I try to include all the characters in the story, but you're only aloud to put four in the description.)

The last thing Dipper knew was the fact he was below the water and sinking ever faster. When he wakes up he and his family are thankful hes alive...even though hes not really human anymore.

Kayla's life is a nice one. She has a family, a great high school, a great education. All of which turned into ashes, literally. A fire has started in her home leaving her with nothing in return. With no family or friends to seek too, she flees into the streets defending and surviving on her own. When on a special day, she comes across a man who has forever changed her life.

Gray Mann has finally won. After spending several months gathering the scattered and defeated Mann Co fighters, he has them in a prime position to kill them, save one problem: respawn. To buy himself time to unravel the complex device, Gray destroys the mercs' memories, gives them new personalities and scatters them across the globe with brand new lives until he can finish the job.

Felix, a German boy, is accepted into the unusual school for the Reliable Excavators and Demolitionists. He is given a class and a weapon, makes friends and suffers loss. Soon you will see how this nervous, etiquette and caring boy from Stuttgart is transformed into the malicious, insane and uncaring Medic. High School AU.

P-0078 is somehow still active after a direct hit from a rocket. Now after being blinded and badly damaged, they must convince an extremely confused Engineer not to kill them. (This is a reboot of "Bolts and Screws")

The BLU team first met in early winter. Everyone was quick to spot that the Medic's had dove wings, and Scout was part sparrow, and even if they hadn't recognised his plumage to start with, everyone's told again and again that the Soldier's a bald eagle. The only person no one was sure about was the Spy. (Wings Fortress 2 AU)

The robot wars are over, and Gray Mann is long dead, but not forgotten. The future is bright for the mercenaries, but less so for the one remaining active Scout robot. Frustrated, lonely and bored, he discovers that he's actually not as alone as he thought. Will he be successful in his attempt to save the poor broken Soldierbot he found, or will his actions endanger everyone?

This is now being rebooted. Sparking Mind is the reboot. READ IT!

Sequel to the epic adventure The Mercs Take New York, our nine idiots are going out once more to a very different part of the U.S...stay tuned for Airline food, sunburnt Bostonians, and crazed everglade locals. And if you haven't already, read the first one before this one!

Pyro only loved fire due to his hallucination of being in a happy wonderland, where he himself is a spreader of happiness. But one day, he is revealed to the truth. No romantic pairings whatsoever. Rated T for (possible) violence.

When the mercs are issued a mandatory vacation to New York...things can only go awry. Grown men try to bond, noses are broken, and hilarity ensues. Written (mostly) from Medic's POV.

According to my legal papers, I am a grade A schizophrenic psychopathic pyromaniac that should be admitted to a mental hospital, but I didn't end up that way over night. It took years of slowly dissolving to land myself as many mental disorders as I have. Pyro Origins Story.

RED's Spy secretly teams up with members of both RED and BLU to uncover the truth behind the war and stop The Administrator and her allies...all for the sake of his son, BLU's Scout, who shouldn't be in the war in the first place.