Parody summary of the Twilight Series.

A story of how Bella gets rape, but tries to hide it. Different then others. Please R&R

Many songfics to a wide variety of songs. Includes POV of Fans, Edward, Bella and even Jane. More to come. Please read SONG 20 OUT. BD SPOILERS.

The whole Cullen family has left Bella. Charlie has gone abusive, and rapes her almost every night. All she has left is a girl name Rain who taught her how to cut herself, be anorexic, and do drugs. Can she get out of this train wreck?

Jacob/Edward. ' Edward gasps. “Jacob Black! I can not bend that way! Wishful thinking, dog.” “Are we gonna go to your house or what, parasite?" '

When Jacob gives Bella a myserious engagement present, Edward suddenly finds himself with the ability to dream, waking up screaming and gasping for breath...for more than one reason. LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS! BxE, Slightly OOC, Canon pairings

Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!

Renesmee’s eyes darted around the room, searching for something, anything, she might use as a weapon. She would bite him, she decided. She wondered if that technically broke Cullen house rules. Nessie rolled her eyes. She would apologize later...R&R

When Bella behaves childishly and selfishly how does Edward handle it? The more dominant side of Edward is in this story and it does contain a spanking, fair warning! Edward/Bella.

Jacob and Renesemee are grown up and have twins and little Roxanne and Caleb have hit those terrible two's *funny* *read*

My first fanfiction something tragic has happened in bellas life will the cullens help her through it and wat will edwards choice be to love a human or not

Bella gets a phone call that changes everything between her and Edward

Twilight Characters come to life in this adventure of lust, sex and love. This is a very lemony story and not for the timid, shy or underage reader. If you like Lemons review for faster new chapters. Requests will be taken into consideration.

What if Edward let go of his inhibitions? What if Edward was more sultry, and by God what if Bella responded! Co-authored by "My-Bella".