hello humans werewolves vampires an other natural and supernatural beings who for probably for no reason decide to view my profile

well am gonna tell u about me.im SUPER obsessed with twilight & avatar the last airbender.My friends say im a freak ,mental ,i need help,no one or thing can help me,i often question myself and ask "Why are they my friends?"...then i realize my life would be incomplete without them. I love Toph/Aang , Toph/Sokka , Bella/Edward and Nessie/Jacob. My life is a long lasting tale .A roller coaster. I love Robert pattinson and Taylor Lautner (i like Robert pattinson more...jk XD) team JAKE WARD!!! I like LEMONS.Yeahhhhh ummmm...thats all im tellin :P

birth date: January 1,1994(I'm 17 just for those dumsculs who cant figure it out)

favorite band: Paramore

colour: red and black

car: 2010 Honda civic hybrid

book(series): twilight(breaking dawn)

--x$^_^*(PEAYACE BIATCHES)*^_^$x--

Attention!!
Do you suffer from insanity DONT!!!!! enjoy it embrace your insanity!!!(copy and paste this to your profile if you are alive)

--///--If you have ever felt
--///--Alone
--///--Hated
--///--Suicidal
--///--Apathetic
--///--Depressed
--///--Or
--///--Just
--///--Felt the pain
--///--Put this on your page

Friends: I love my friends and this is dedicated to them.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will help you when your confused, A best friend will act like nothings wrong but use "small words".
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend allready has you on speed dial.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
A good friend will give you a cookie when your down. A best firend will help you plan revenge...
A good friend will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. A best friend has all ready hidden your keys so neather one of you will find them and will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend will sugestbooks for you to read. A best friend will tied you down and made you read twilight then you'll never need another book again.
A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. A best friend calls your parents MOM and DAD.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...It'll turn up sooner or later."
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend asks nicely for your stuff. A best friend just shouts ‘GIMME!!’
A good friend Waits to call you until a reasonable hour. A best Friend Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning.
A good friends will pick you up when your down. A BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh.
A good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend. A BEST FRIENDS will yell 'No She's Mine'.
A good friends won't let you do stupid things. A BEST FRIENDS won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
A good friends will take you to buy a pregnancy test. A BEST FRIENDS will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
A good friends will buy you lunch. A BEST FRIENDS will eat yours.
A good friend will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabes you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. A best friend will push herself inbetween you and the punk, wrapp her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A Best Friend will pull you back down when you try to stand up because you pulled her down when she tripped you.
A good friend will E-mail you once a month to try and keep in touch once college and life have separated you. A Best Friend won't see you for six months and when your togeather again it's like you were never apart.

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all of it's pupils..."

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

"True love can be found anywhere. Even a small diner in the middle of Philadelphia."-J&A
"True love can be found anywhere. Even out in the woods after you get your butt kicked by a grizzly bear." -R&Em
"True love can be found anywhere. Even in a morge after its been declared to late." -C&Es
"True love can be found anywhere. Even when its your food you fall in love with and the world seems to be against you." E&B

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If "knowledge is power" and "power corrupts" does Knowledge corrupt?

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question and actualy needed the ancwer, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slept on the floor of your room next to your bed because you felt like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.~

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went with your firends to see Twilight at midnight, copy and paste this into you profile then scream!

If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and pase this into your profile.

If you've ever thought that one of the songs on the Twilight CD would make a good marching band show, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

Dance like no one's watching!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters long, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hated the Twilight movie but got it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not."

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

"Forbidden to remember; terrified to forget. It's a hard line to walk."

If you are one of the 'three out of two people' who have trouble with math, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 48 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. because you know you want to.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to go. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you have an insane best friend, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! and make one up yourself.

If you have ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't sing to save your life but do so anyway, Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read books that no one has ever heard of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into something while walking with a book (I have-multiple times) , copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate! , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends have ever threatened to "cause you bodily harm" you because you talk about twilight to much, copy and paste this into your proifle. (Mine did, there scary when they get mad.)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish to one day be an author yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realy should sometimes stop and think about what your going to say before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off!

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!) copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE JASPER HALE, EDWARD CULLEN OR JACOB BLACK, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you enjoy telling "This one time at band camp" storys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123,bella cullen 17, Number-1-Twilighters, darkroselight,kaylie-nessie-cullen-BIETCHES

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you tossed your copy of New Moon acroos the room when Edward left Bella only to leap after it, despret to get to the part when you knew he would come back, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER, because we all know Stephenie Meyer owns all of the twilight characters not us and we all secretly wish we could be her, Copy and paste this to your profile.

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Emmett or Jasper...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copyand paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with a completely fictional character...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading (Or writing) in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy and paste this into your profile.(Hee, hee I can never go back to New York)

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If almost all of your "Copy and Past this" things are about Twilight , Copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this into your profile, because you know you want to.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile...Lets not talk about this one.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can change any topic of conversation into something Twilight related, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started a Twilight debate in one of your classes at school (my R.E class...that was funny), copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason, Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus, Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man if there cool enough to read it!) Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a weakness for "good" Burritos, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

I support Blackwater, copy and paste this into your profile if you know what that is and agree.

If you think "rock paper scissors" solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

DUCKTAPE!!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have stepped into a puddle of dirty water then went into you're house copy and paste this to your profile

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever stayed up all night readding fanfic or a real book, copy and paste this into your profile.

I agree with the dictionary: Girls before guys, partying before studying, books before reality, music before sleep, death before drugs, Chocholate before Math, dessert before dinner, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely. If you "think intensely" about Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If your the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy and paste this into your profile.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. If you've all ready done that with your firends, copy and paste this into your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. If you love life and just want to simile for no reason right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

When angry count to ten, when very angry, swear!

"Stuff you hear about me might be true. Then again, it might be as fake a the person who told you."

Well behaved women never make history.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, where the heck is the celing?

Everyone has a wild side, me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.

Friendship isnt about who you have known the longest, it's about who came and never left your side.

Life isn't about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself.

Don't look back wishing you did something different, instead, hold your head up high and walk into the future that awaits you.

Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.

When women are depressed, they eat chocolate or go shopping. Men invade another country and blow things up. It's a whole different way of thinking.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG alot, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, If you love duct tape, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. (I've tried this)

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh at the world while it trys to figgur out how you did it.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

One day your prince will come... Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

"Elmo knows where you live". If you shiverd after you read this, copy and paste this into your profile.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? if you love sarcasim, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls giving up chocholate is like world peace, we all want it to happen but we know it's never going to.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. copy and paste this into your profile if you understand.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers, If your afraid of shrinks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If over half of your profile is “Copy and past this into your profile” things, copy and paste this into your profile, because one more wont hurt now.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.

If you understand the true meaning of firendship, copy and paste this into your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun..!

He said "I love you". I sneezed and said "Sorry, I’m allergic to bullcrap".

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Life isn’t passing me by. It’s trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide!

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet!

I can resist everything except temptation.

Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misquoted, then used against you.

The soptaneous rally will began at 1:45.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

If you try to fail, and succeed in doing that, which have you done?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isnt.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

The cops never find it as funny as you do...(To true)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: "I couldn't find anyone to copy it from".

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

BEST FRENZZ

A best friend can look at you with a smile on your face and ask 'What's wrong?'

She's the kind of friend I could call in the middle of the night and say I killed somebody and her first question would be "where'd you put the body?"

It takes a minute to like some one, an hour to have a crush, and a day to fall in love, but it takes a lifetime to forget!

I live in a world where unicorns eat rainbows and poop butterflies.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

A true friend is someone who will still ride in a car with you no matter how many times you almost killed them.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The road to success is always under construction.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun! (We got yelled at for trying this)

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread the TWILIGHT books (All four of them) over fifteen times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills or Desparet house wifes religiously, never have, never will, and are damn proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional characters, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people...yup

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? about 23.

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 7 percent that stayed with rock, if your the one percent who listens to both, put this in your profile.

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Do stairs go up or down?

"No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you."

A day without sunshine is like...you know...night.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two lefts do.

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen to, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

"When America sneezes, Europe gets the cold."

Part of midnight sun was released against Stephenie Meyer’s wishes on the internetand. now she’s postponing the release of the book which is completely fair and with in her rights as an author and the creator of this beloved book sieres. I would be pissed too if someone did that to my work. It's just so wrong! If you want to join the mob that’s going to torch the dip shits that released it early and would happily dance around a fire while they burned in it, Copy and past this onto your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile, Because you rock my sox's right off and I'm not even wearing any sox's!