*camera slowly pans over a room draped completely in black*
*a sigh is heard from off screen*
*the dramatic music is heard*
*dramatic music suddenly stops*
Voice: HONESTLY, Jade. It's been a month. Give it up!
Second Voice: NO!
Third Voice: You Mets fans, you're weird...
First Voice: No, just her.
*Three people come into the light*
*Or lack thereof*
Second Person: *notices* OOOOoohh! Look! Cameras!
*Both First and Third Persons duck*
Hiyas! I'm Jade Eyes and I'm absolutely insane!
Muffled Voice #1: You got it...
I'm also an RPSer, so if you want to flame and tell me that I'm going to Hell...well...I won't listen. ^_^;. My current big RPS project THINGY is...
Muses? *two people come out from underneath a table*
They are revealed to be...Shinjo Tsuyoshi and Suzuki Ichiro!
Shinjo: *sigh* She's...er...
Ichiro: *cough* Slashing us.
Very well composed, boys. Good for you.
Sooooooo...that's the gist of it! ^_^ So! Um...
*uncomfortable silence*
Do I have to say anything else? No? Okay.

One Month and Counting! Nyuu Yoku e Katore!