HighLow!
No, this is not the be-loved Groin, writer of Lord Of The Ding Dongs.
This is his crazy said ""friend"", Hannah. Aka Frobob of the Frob.
Note to reader: He's not my friend, he's my ally, in my mission to confuse this planet off the face of the earth! mauwhahaha!
And I'm not his ally. He's mine. He's lower class, you see?

I, being the wonderful creator of his penname, (because he was too stupid to figure out how to do it himself) Am having the time of my life filling out HIS bio.
Think i sound crazy? maybe. whatever. {got to love that song! if you don't, GO TO HELL!}
btw...this boy doesn't have a radio!!! don't you feel bad for him!! Pwwr Pwwr Corey Gene Adkins! *lol*
Gene.
I don't even know how to spell that!!
Oh and all the nasty little reviews I leave him...I dun mean it...His fanfic is better then mine ;). Mine, as i say in MY bio, is just random stuff I come up with with my friends!
But see if I care!

ANYwhoz,
onto His bio.
He's a short [about 5 foot exactly...yeah! SHORT!, plump kid with LOTTSA freckles. I sware, you wouldn't think he had skin on his face there's soo many! and if you play with his hair it goes..FROING. and if you play with it long enough it goes POOF!!
He rides our ('lyssa & I's) bus so we have plenty of time to figure out fun things like that! *lol* Oh...and he squeels when you tickle him! THE BOY SQWEELS!!!
Oh... and note to the reader: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! don't tell corey that I filled out his bio! PLEASE!!! This is tooooo much fun! of course now your first priority is to tell him now that i've said not to *tear* I'm so hated!
Wait...i knew that awhile ago! SHOOT ME AND GET IT OVER WITH!

ok now really don't tell him he hates it when i talk about death...BUT I DON'T CARE! It's not like i actually want to {yes i do what am i talking about} But he's suposed to be the one that doesn't care, not the one that goes on me like 'lyssa! grrrr. damned friends and allys love me too much.
Another note to reader: COREY IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND SO IF THAT'S WHAT YOUR THINKING GET THE BLOODY THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR HEAD THIS MOMENT!!
kayoh? kayoh.
And I know he likes and I now have blackmail MAUWHAHAHA! But shhhhhh don't tell *finger to lips* ^_^
god he's gonna kill me if he finds out...woh...kill me...YES!! no he wouldn't really...damnit.
Woo! Bring Me To Life on the radio! *does little dance of Bring Me To Life being on the radio and Heero not being toast*
don't ask..

Oh...and i must let the reader know something really gross...*finger to lips* shhhhh C. Gene has a crush on somebody else besides the person he likes *draty eyes* it's...Gimli *finger to lips* i swore i would never tell but I sware to the gods I DID drink Pepsi Blue...oh riight...But I sware I'm NOT lieing.
Isn't that scary??
GIMLI?!
I don't get it either..
I mean...a Grandfather...LOVEING his grandson..alittle more then strictly nessisary.

ok. ok. so he doesn't...as far as i know anyway...but he does always say that he "loves his Grandson"
Note to Reader: In the back of ROTK there are familiy trees and stuff and it is a known fact the Groin is father of Gloin father of Gimli [aka Gimli's Grandfather] so that's where that comes from. And Gimli's his favourite character...I've come to the belief that it has alot to so with Dwarfs being shorts and plump..and HIM being short and pulmp...hummmmm *strokes chin thoughtfully*

In case your wondering...I've only been to California about 4-6 times KAYOH!? *turns around and shakes head and crosses arms*

oh...riight...you don't know about that...riight...um...nvm then...
Kay-oh I think I'm about done now...I think. wait...I do..? yeah i think...occationaly...*skratches head*

iight
Pe@cE-Dude!
--Hannah *peace fingers*

P.S: God I love P.S's!! [if Alyssa is reading this "lol"!] ;)
ok P.S to the readers now...if they really care *cough cough* yeah right *cough]...I forgot to say...wazZZZZZZzup?! hullo..? Why aren't you answering me..?? HULLOOOO!!??!?!? oh right this is alittle Bio thing..not an IM... Me so Smart...
byebye-