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The top ten ways to be Annoying!!

1. If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.

2. Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you re a spider person.

3. When attending a movie you ve already seen, yell out: Don t let him in! He s the killer!

4. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.

5. When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: I hope I fixed it this time.

6. Occasionally talk into your hand in public.

7. Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it s full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.

8. Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.

9. While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.

10. Insist that life is one big musical, then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.