I have finally decided to take the plunge and get a fanfiction account, because I've been lurking around for ages, but I cant leave reviews if I'm anonymous! Plus, it makes me sad to have so much fun reading everyone's stories without leaving any review and if I ever get around to actually writing some of my ideas, I hope someone takes the time to review mine.

Hmmm...

What can I say...

I'm a crazy Harry Potter fangirl!

I love HP fanfiction, more so than the actual books themseleves, probably because they have no slash, besides Dumbledore, but he hardly counts cause he's old and dead. Though I dont mind the het, I have to say that Harry/Ginny is just plain weird.

Favorite Slash Pairings:

Draco/Harry (hot! and the veela thing was simply MEANT TO BE! Plus, in the HBP movie, Draco and Harry are totally slashy!! Don't say you didn't notice it too.)

Snape/Harry

Lucius/Harry

Tom Riddle/Harry and Voldemort/Harry (I actually like it, though I always thought it would be gross)

Fred/George (twincest! mmmm...)

Remus/Sirius

Remus/Harry

Sirius/Harry

Fenrir/Harry (I love Fenrir, but this pairing is so rare... it makes me sad that there isn't more of it.)

While I'm at it, I might as well say Fenrir/any male. I just love Fenrir! People, please write stories about Fenrir!

I once read a (human)Fawkes/Harry that I really liked, though I cant find anything else that's decent.

Pansy/Hermione is also rather enjoyable. it's just like Draco/Harry but with girls!

Favorite Het Pairings (though I read slash way more. Sometimes I come across some really good het fanfics.)

Ron/Hermione

Fred or George/Hermione

Tom Riddle/Hermione (another paring that I thought I would never like, but I read a story without knowing this was the pairing first and I really loved it.)

Lucius/Narcissa

Things In A Fic That I Enjoy:

Well written OCs that could actually be real people, not the kind of OC that makes me want to scratch out my eyeballs.

OOCness that is fun. Again, not the kind that makes me want to scratch out my eyeballs.

Creature/mate fics

Werewoves! (oh, I guess that falls under the creature/mate category... but this is a class on its own.)

MPREG

Harry being at a school other than Hogwarts.

Founders fics

Pairings That Make Me Want To Hurl:

Harry/Ginny (totally NOT meant to be. it's just so awkward that it doesn't work and I really never liked Ginny.)

Harry/Hermione (they're like brother and sister people! it's also very awkward to read.)

Anything involving an old Dumbledore. Yuck!

Anything that involves Dobby paired with a human. Yuck again!

Hagrid with anybody.

I felt like doing this, since I enjoy reading other peoples.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1)Harry 2)Fenrir 3)Lucius 4)Fred 5) George 6)Voldemort(or Tom Riddle) 7)Hermione 8)Luna 9)Draco 10)Mrs. Figg 11)Snape 12)Mrs Weasley

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Voldemort/Snape? No, it would be far too angsty I think.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Fred. Yes. Dead sexy. XD Bad joke. FRED IS NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Mrs. Weasley/Luna uh… just wait while I go throw up.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? Draco. Yes!!! Too many to count, many of my favorites have Draco in them. Just look below.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Fenrir/Voldemort. Nah… they wouldn’t be a couple, they might get off torturing people together though.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
George/Draco or George/Mrs. Figg? Not much of a contest, is it? Obviously Draco! Mrs. Figg and George? You have a sick mind!

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hermione walking in on Fenrir and Mrs. Weasley. That really is a crack pairing. It would only ever be rape lol. She’s probably faint.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Lucius/Mrs. Figg. I don’t feel like it, its too odd. Why do all these involve her? I would change number ten but I’m too lazy. Plus, I like Mrs. Figg.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Harry/Luna yes I’m sure there is, if only for the fact that Luna is awesomely nuts and she talks about Nargles and such. XD hmmm… I feel the urge to look up some Harry/Luna. I love Luna, she’s so awesome!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Hermione/Mrs. Weasley. This I could actually see working, odd though it is… if Mr. Weasley and Ron were both dead, I can see them getting together in their grief. Lol that would be the title “Mrs. Weasley And Hermione Getting Together In Their Grief” ok… maybe not. Maybe just “In Their Grief” would work. Hmmm… I actually like that idea. Maybe someday I’ll try write that.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Fred deflowering Harry. Ooohhh. This would be hot. Eh… no ideas. I’ll have to come back to this one.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Lol I have no friends. BUT I READ HERMIONE SLASH!!! Pansy/Hermione is awesome, I rather enjoy Tonks/Hermione as well. Sometimes Ginny/Hermione is ok. I’m not a big fan of Ginny.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Cross out the friend part and change it to me. Lucius het? GROSS! Actually Lucius/Narcissa isn’t bad as long as its not the main pairing. Mostly all the main pairings I read are slash, cause slash is just that much sweeter.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Snape? I know someone on deviantart who does an excellent Snape (though unfortunately no slash). Lilyhbp, check her out!

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Fenrir/Fred/George no, but I could definitely see this one happening. Fenrir would be all werewolfy and find his mates and it would be both Fred and George!!! I’m getting excited just thinking about it. If I ever write fanfiction, this would be the first one I would write! Someone please write this!!!

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Mrs. Figg again! #@$&! Ok, let’s pretend that we don’t all have our minds in the gutter and are thinking of “moment of great passion” as having Mrs. Figg in a (dare I say it) sexual situation. Well wait, actually she might be into a bit of cat bestiality, who knows. I know someone who says that she sometimes dreams about “having moments of great passion” with a lion. Stranger things have happened. Ha, I totally didn’t aswer this question, but I don’t care.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Luna! Yes! I love her! Umm… after the random outburst… Definitely something by Vampire Weekend, they remind me of her sooo much. California English or Oxford Comma, both songs just *sound* like her. Anything by Vampire Weekend, really. Or maybe Electric Feel by MGMT cause that song is magical. And Luna is shocking! It fits! Ahh. There’s so many songs that fit Luna. Hey did you see the way Luna rode the thestral in OOTP? It was awesome! I watched that part like eight times! I have a girl crush on Luna. Seriously. I have a picture of her in my wallet just to remind me to take life like Luna. Whenever I see it, it’s like instant de-stress. This is really off topic, so maybe I should just quit while I’m ahead.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Harry/Voldemort/Mrs. Weasley. WARNING: May cause your eyeballs to bleed, aneurisms, or seizures!

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? A pickup line for Mrs. Figg to use on Fenrir? Well, it would probably be the other way around, but she would just ask him if he wants to see her cats.

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? George. Yesterday actually. I read fanfics like EVERYDAY. You’d think I could find a better (more productive) way to use my time, but no. I don’t even read real books anymore, all I read are fanfics. Can you say OBSESSED.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? Voldemort gets off on torturing people. But that’s no secret, everybody knows that… I bet he’s really into BSDM! and leather. I once read a fic where Harry topped Voldemort. It was good, but I was like, no, this just doesn’t work. Sorry, but it just doesn’t.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Hell yes Snape would shag Draco! Ehh… and Draco would be sober but Snape would be drunk.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Lucius/Hermione, definitely Lucius. Plus, its het! Geez. This is a gross pairing.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you five this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Harry and Draco are in a happy relationship until Draco suddenly runs off with Fred. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Snape and a brief unhapy affair with Mrs. Weasley, then follows the wise advice of George and finds true love with Lucius." I would say that Harry’s just replacing Draco with Lucius… “a brief unhappy affair with Mrs. Weasley.” I’ll say it would be unhappy! I doubt I would read this, but if you took out the Mrs. Weaslel part, yeah, I would take a look at it. I’m not doing the rest of the questions cause I don’t feel like it.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Hermione/Luna! That would be awesome! I would be still reading the books if that was the case. I’ve never really thought of this pairing, I should really read some!