Lady Cheese
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Joined 11-10-03, id: 485340
Author has written 2 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Harry Potter.
One day up in the North Pole the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause were sitting around drinking tea when suddenly the Easter Bunny had an idea. “I think,” said the Easter bunny “You think!” cried Santa Clause, “that’s amazing! Can you do any more tricks?” “Shut up!” said the Easter Bunny, “I’m not done yet.” “Fine!” “Ok! I think,” he said as he put his hand over Santa Clause’s mouth so he wouldn’t continue his ranting, “That maybe we should let Lady Cheese give us a manicure.” “Why cousin! That’s a wonderful idea!” said Santa Clause looking extremely happy (or constipated, what’s the difference?) “I want pretty pink nail polish and do you think she could draw little flowers on my toes?” “I don’t know,” said the Easter Bunny as the two cousins skipped merrily away hand in hand to find Lady Cheese together. ~~~ I'm Sorry! I know it's supose to be a bio, but i just love that little stroy thing, something, dude. I wrote it for my friend. It's a little demented,I know. O.k.
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One Moment by Lunatik27 reviews
Love can happen in one moment, one hour, one year, or even one decade, but it’s not really the when that matters… it’s the how. This is an incredible romance between two of my fav. characters during an adventure through time. Enjoy! Plz R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,740 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Legacy by Queen's Own reviews
(FINALLY UPDATED) I know this is classic! This is about the illegitimate daughter of guess who? Who could it be, if she's got mother's purple eyes and father's black hair. But this one's different, I SWEAR! NO FLAMES! Review, and I update.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 9/28/2003
Rules of the Ball by Kate the Tigeress reviews
Basically, the Own and Kel have a little fun, at Raoul's expense. Chapter four is up. (finally) Send in your ideas on what you want to happen next!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 9/30/2003
MixedUp Love and a Brick Wall by Death Goddess Assassin reviews
After Joren loses a fight, he hits Kel over the head with his sword. When she wakes up she has a VERY contorted version of Tortall (she thinks Alanna and Wyldon are TWINS for Mithros' sake). Revised and Complete.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Complete
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The weird things Kel does reviews
Random tales about The people of the Palace.Owen losses his Llama. Raoul has taken over the crime fighting industry. While Neal acts normal.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
I Don't Know Why reviews
A LJ one-shot fic "I always knew I was different, I always knew that I was a god given gift to the women on earth. Everyone loves me, everyone that is except the one person I love the most."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/15/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete