hey yall I'm gonna put some of my fav quotes on my profile.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson (go feminists!) if your a sexist pig hang yourself!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson (you've got 2 love the Simpsons)

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein (got 2 love Einstein)

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin

am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C. Fields

So here's a little info about me. I'm a fiery red head and am 14 years old. My IQ is 156 (so if any of u try 2 find flaws with me please discuss them at the next Mensa meeting). If you think i'm some fat nerd you're wrong. I'm five 8 and weigh 130. For the nerd part my bro seems to think that, but he also thinks he's the John Tucker at his school, so I wouldn't really trust his opinion. My favorite movies are the notebook, lion king, mean girls, sisterhood of the traveling pants, the titanic and the simpson movie. My favorite books are Gone With The Wind, the Twilight serise, Little House on The Prarrie, The Uglies, and the Private novels. I think spelling is a lost cause. Let's see what the world has, spell check, dictanerys, and that one test proved spelling dosen't matter. We all remmember tihs one with the mxied up lteers. Yaeh so tkae taht you spleling feraks! What I like to do for fun is write, read, swim (I like people looking at me with envy when i wear a bikini) dance, party, and look at my stunning good looks in the mirror. I'm vein and I know it so sh!

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.