"I know everyone you know, you know everyone I know; our Venn Diagrams are one circle." AxH, PxG, Comedy/Romance

Maka's a detective on a mission, and nothing is going to get in her way. AU! Eventual M and Soul/Maka. Warning for language. *Updated and edited for grammar, awkwardness, consistency...that weird way I used to do dialog and my inability to stick with a tense. The story itself is mostly the same, but I hope that you take a moment to give it a reread and enjoy the new chapter!*

After a close brush with the Death Eaters, Hermione awakens blinded and on the run with a familiar snarky Slytherin. In hiding, Hermione and Draco must find a way to survive - and somehow thwart a plot that could alter their very world. Dramione, post-DH, COMPLETE.

"We protect our own." Jack is a gang member, Elsa stitches up wounds, and Anna is just in it for the money. (And for the first time in centuries, Loneliness is intrigued.) – Jack/Elsa. streetgang!au.

Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.

A place to dump strange one-shots. Firecracker: Office AU, rated T. Cube farm desk monkey Soul Evans tries to distract his typhoon boss Maka Albarn by sending her a bouquet of flowers from a 'Secret Admirer'. He also steals a lot of her banana bread on lunch break. SoulxMaka

Rose Weasley didn't mean to be different. She didn't intend to stand out in her family. She didn't expect to be Sorted... into Slytherin. Eventual Rose/Scorpius

AU. It's those small moments you end up remembering for the rest of your life.

The cafe was cool and cozy, perfect for such a hot summer, and the staff seemed very polite and helpful. It was perfect for a date. Only, this wasn't a date. She was here for the sex and the person she intended to meet was the prostitute who was going to give it to her. He was a handsome man, and she knew it was going to be one expensive ride for her. AU.

Ghost/Haunted House AU! Maka Albarn wasn't entirely surprised when weird things started happening. If anyone had cared enough to ask her about it beforehand, she would've bet money on something like this occurring. Her first step in this place sent shivers running up and down her spine and left her wondering what her deranged father had gotten them into now...

So what went on at Coates before the Fayz anyway? This is the way I think it would have happened. Drake, Caine, and Diana being as evil and awesome as ever!

"I'm a pathological liar," Jack says, and there is a slight lilt in the creases of his voice. "I can't seem to tell the truth about anything." (Elsa is an accountant, while Jack counts down his years. Their relationship is a very dysfunctional one.) – Jack/Elsa. modern!au. twoshot.

Maka, reigning Queen of Hades, has been ordered by Zeus to hit on the latest hottie in the mortal realm. A Hades and Persephone story. Also a story about fruit, peeping toms, immortox injections, and missing underwear. Rated for mature content and bad Greek myth puns. AU Soul/Maka, implied Zeus/everybody.

AU. One's got OCD, another has a God complex. Mix that with two trigger happy sisters, a well endowed ninja and a blonde hell bent on castrating all men, and you've got yourself one hell of a gang of theives and con artists. This is so uncool.

"Why are we here, Kid?" Maka groaned. "And why do we have to watch the matches? I don't think I can stand to see another one. Not the way the last one ended..."

There's an RP going on called HeroStuck and we thought we'd turn it into a FanFiction. We've stuck to the paragraphs being written by their respective players. Heroes/Villains. Humanish!Stuck. First attempt so be nice. :P R&R please. Rated M for the swearing and graphic violence. Diamond Droog/Eridan/Gamzee/Terezi/Karkat/Vriska/Tavros/Ne peta/Dave/Meulin/Jade/Meenah/Signless

"Hell... I don't like her. She probably doesn't like me... Actually, she might hate my guts." AU. Soma.

Vampire AU! The Vutori Evans stole something from Ancient Maka Albarn and she will do anything to get it back. Anything. Even changing one of their own.

They'd write letters to the moon just to prove that their love was so out of this world that an extraterrestrial could chance upon it and feel the emotion vibrating off the stained pages and know that somewhere, somehow, against all odds, two people were crazy about each other. A collection of RosexScor oneshots. Rated T.

Xmas fic. AU. Maka 'Grinch' Albarn receives a tree as an early Christmas gift, and everything takes a turn for the weird. Rated for suggestive content. SoMa, TsuStar, SteinScience, and others. Updates every week.

Maka hated dogs. Always had. This dog wasn't an exception, even if he was under a curse.. and was actually human. SoMa. Semi-AU. COMPLETED.

The drama that ensues when the infamous Spartoi is laid low by the love potion Nyne, the latest word in hormonal warfare. Crack pairings that straighten out into: SoMa, Black/Tsu, Patti/Kid. M for swearing and deliciousness later on. Basically Completed!

What happens when Maka sees something that could only be described as a nightmare? Will Soul be able to comfort his partner?

The Next Generation has survived tragedies and enjoyed happiness during their first years at Hogwarts. Now older, smarter, and more united, their bonds are tested as life keeps getting harder. Everything starts to get challenged when emotions change, when new people arrive, and when evil decides to play with them. Sequel to 'Leave Out All the Rest'.

It was funny how Rose had gotten herself in the worst position imaginable. And it was funny how she had gotten attached to the worst person imaginable. Or -you know- not funny at all... RW/SM,R&R

Yes, I do know that I'm a Weasley. I also know for a fact I am just like my mother, a Granger. So explain to me why my face is far to incredibly close to this blond haired Slytherin, whose surname just might happen to be Malfoy? Oh yes. I remember. Albus.

After the second Wizarding War, Xeno and Luna Lovegood have nothing to return to but a pile of ashes. While Xenophilius builds a new home for them in Wiltshire, Luna discovers that they have neighbors.

He takes my hand and drags me behind him. Which of course gives me a great view of his arse. Which is, of course, extremely distracting.

Ever wonder what exactly Justin Law spends his hours listening to? Well, Liz does, and she wants to know...But it's not what she expected. Crack.

There's a side to Soul that no one ever knew about, and Maka was the one to discover it. Fluff.

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

"This isn't some cold, dead body he's holding in his arms... Her soul, her Grigory soul, though it sleeps, is calling for him." SoulxMaka. A story about reclaiming love even when it's been lost in the worse possible way.

Maka is drunk. Oh boy. Whatever will Soul do? *dramatic* CHILDREN AVERT YOUR INNOCENT EYES! XD Dialogue challenge from LJ. SoMa

Rose sees twins on the way to Hogwarts, one with a odd ailment. Only Rose can help get a toxic herb needed to make the cure. Her cunning, however, is failing and only Scorpius can help. Can they put away their differences to help a pal in need?

Snow can make you do things that you don't want to do. Oneshot

He really should be paying attention to her, but he's distracted. Because, you see, while she's yelling at him, she just so happens to be doing it in her knickers and bra. - How Draco and Hermione celebrate Christmas Eve through the years.

Cammie falls asleep one night and in one morning everything has changed. How will she react to her new life? More Zammie in this story than in my other one.

Rose tried to convince herself that what she was doing with Scorpius Malfoy was for entertainment purposes only. But then her feelings began to change.

Rose Weasley is 26 and a successful owner of an events management company. But she doesn't do weddings. She hates them. But that's going to change now that Scorpius Malfoy is best man. COMPLETE!

"I need to know how I went from dancing on the common room table, shaking Billy Reid's tie like a lasso above my head, which I will forever vehemently deny, to cheating on my boyfriend. With Malfoy." Rose Weasley is in quite a pickle.

When Darkness is once again a threat to the Wizarding World, Scorpius finds himself involved much more than he would like. With Astoria in Azkaban and his loved ones in danger, Scorpius teams up with the most unlikeliest of allies. But is his heart really in it, or has it become fixated on something-or more specifically, someONE-else?

First starts with a discussion. Then the bet: He will dress as a girl and she as a boy. Finally a chain of events consisting in fake boobs, deceiving looks, tricky crushes and maybe true love? Well, just how far are the partners willing to take this bet?