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OOOOOOOOO i almost forgot i copied a WHOLE BUNCH of quotes, some funny, actually most funny so enjoy and some of them are mine

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QUOTES:

("My eyes are like printers and they're running out of ink.")

("My hair turns Swahili, then gets all tangled.")

("Blarny Blarny Blar.")

("Arg me lumber charms!")

("Pass the sex.")

("Less farting, more working!")

("Don't flick me to death!")

("The moustace is gone, but my manly physique lives on!")

("You stink of garlic!")

("Run away!"
"In fear of attack by jingle balls!")

("Mr. Kearny married a woman, making him not a gay teacher")

("Oh shit.")

("Parle francais? Oh, you speak french.")

("try to imagin becky. what kind of foods do you see on the table?"
"um...i dunno...muffins?"
"Good! now, what kind of muffins are there?"
"All kinds! every kind the mufin god ever made!")

("I think, there for i am not a waffle...")

("hey! i like your eyes...they're all, like, there!")

("Hey, audio means Video right?")

("OH MY GOD! I THINK I HAVE ABBS! looksat her elbow")

("i was all, uh!...and then i liked him...")

("maybe, if i think hard enough, ill get abbs!"
"or boobs...")

(Jensen: damnit, sex is just goofy
Vernum: sex isnt goofy, that's sex jokes..or sex comix
Me:..or sex with vernum)

("my ears are lopsided!" )

("are yoooooooou man enough to be a woman?
are yoooooooou man enough to be an onion?")

("GOD! west side story has the most randome lines...their all like, BANG! POW! my hands are cold...")

("Have you ever liked me?"
"uuumm...i like sheep better...and snack time!"
"Would you ever concider dating me?"
"sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"
"Do you think im a virgin?"
"baaaaaaaaaaaaahh...")

("Who do you think ill end up marying?"
"the bumm on the corner"
"What will i grow up to be?"
"a mime!"
"if we were to go on a date, where would you take me?"
"to a dark parking lot...with a shovel...and youd take a veeeeeery long dirt nap")

("where would we go on a date"
"to a dark parking lot to take a dirt nap...but with snack time!")

("i dunno what the hell is up with cranberrys, but their gettin in all the other juices! who ever is the sales man for cranberrys is doin a hellof a job. hes all:
whadda ya got. mangos? y dont we put some cranberrys in it; call it cran-mango, go 50/50
whadda ya got, apples? then cran-apples!
you got pork chops? then cran-chops! i think you need to back off cranberry man! why dont you take your sales trophy and have a vacation..")

("IT is so totally possible that i WILL marrie Ben Aflec some day!")

("omg! look at the house! thats gonna be my house some day. look, it has a porch!...and a dock! oh, and NEIGHBORS!")

("I'm in my own little world. . . But it's OK, they know me here."

Are YOU in my world? O.o

(Let's pray NO.)")

("i've run out of sick days. so I'm calling in dead.")

("Reality is the leading cause of stress...")

(" I went out to find myself. If i get back before myself, please tell me to wait.")

("Service is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see that you've done it, but only you can feel the warmth.")

("God must like stupid people. He certainly made a lot of you.")

("We find comfort among those who agree with usgrowth among those who dont")

("build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.")

("You would think that with all the time back-packs spend with books, that they would be a little smarter")

("I don’t need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own")

("Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling?")

("Bacon and Eggs: A days work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.")

("life is too short to be confused")

("Numbers scare me... there are too many of them")

("There is no such thing as love... it's only a fairy tale fed to little children as bedtime stories... if so... than I don't want to grow up.")

("When in doubt, play dumb")

("I'm not a violent person so stop saying that before i KILL YOU!")

("Life is all fun and games 'til someone gets hurt...then its halarious!")

("Without pain, life has no meaning. I'm here to giver you life meaning.")

("Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them")

("COME CLOSER so i can slap you")

("Elmo know where you live...")

("If the world didn't suck then we'd all fall off.")

("Saying 'eh?' is way better than saying 'huh?'")

(Tony drank my allergy medicine, he thought it was... well I don't know what he thought it was. But he drank what I had left, that bastard.")

("My back aches, my stomach hurts, and I have the biggest headache. My life rocks!")

("Me and Flambert are going to kill yoooooooooou!")

("Have you ever dreamt about what's...out there?looks at sky"

"No, but i dreamt about Inuyasha last night")

(gasp "I've been purpled!")

("If I can write it with my little hand, you can write it with your little hand!")

("CRAZY CONDEM KAGOME")from 'the price of freedom'

("God created men first, cause ya always make a rough draft before a master piece!")

("Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups!")

("I wanted to kill the most beautiful person in this world...then I realized, 'Oh yeah! Suicide is a crime!'")

("Since it's my 15th birthday. Does that mean I should WISH to be pulled down a well by a giant centipede demon and thrown unceremoniously into Feudal Japan where I will find my one true love? Or...since I don't HAPPEN to live in Japan...will I find myself in Feudal...New York?")

("Fear not people! For I have a spatula!)

(AHHHHHHHHHHHH! EVIL BABY! AHHHHHHHHHH!")

i'll add more if i find more... whew that took a lot of editing...

ok now for my story stuff

Miroku goes kErAzY: this is my most popular story, i have some plans for turning it into a normal story because it's getting a little out of hand and i'm having a little writers block not a lot just a little...chapter 5 is up on this one