Well. I said I would do it.

Please don't expect many serious things to come from this--although of course I'll try to make it fun to read.

I'm Ollie! I was on here way back in 2011. Good to see that absolutely nothing has changed ever. Please, fanfiction.net, don't follow Neopets down that dark hole of despair.

I'm 18, bi, latina, and I will fight you, and I will win. :X just kidding...

"Listing all the things that I like" is not going to happen. There are too many, I say stereotypically.

OCs are my jam, so just know that before diving in. Criticism is appreciated, as long as it's constructive.

Requests? Sure. I'll at least take them into consideration!

When I'm a beta reader prepare yourselves. The storm is coming.