"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.

CS Enchanted Forest AU. A princess, a curse, and a vengeful pirate captain. Kidnapped and cursed as a child, Emma spends nearly a decade locked away in solitude, until one day a certain devilishly handsome pirate comes to her rescue. Rated M for language, violence, and steamy goodness.

A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.

They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.

Susannah Stackhouse was doing well on her five year plan. Only one more goal to accomplish - marry Bill Compton. Sit back and enjoy as one Mr. Alcide Herveaux throws a kink into that plan. AU/AH no Eric . Rated M for later chapters.

Sookie has mostly lived her life according to others' wishes. Eric is a playboy called home to be groomed to take over his father's company. They clash immediately but when they're forced to rely on each other for their very survival, can they? AH/AU

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. Sookie Stackhouse has spent the last five years doing what everyone else wants her to do. Now it's her turn to take control and live the adventure she's always wanted. AU/AH, rated M for language.

Love finds us in the strangest places, and in the strangest ways. See how love finds Sookie and Eric in this fluffy short story. AH/OOC.

Bella and Edward are together for one purpose only: trying to get over their previous relationships. It's just a plan, isn't it? AU/AH. Rated M for language and stuff.

Lottie's found herself backed into a corner when a walk on the beach lands her with a beautiful bottle containing a Djinni with rough past. She had enough to deal with before the beautiful man started calling her master.

Jason Stackhouse returns home with a friend, Alcide. Sookie realizes that Alcide is the man she's been dreaming about. Interested in why she dreams about him and Jason's secret life, Sookie gets involved in a secret that could end up killing her.

AU/AH...Sort of. Sookie is on her way to America to marry a suitor, when there's a snag in her plans. A pirate snag, better known as the Northman.

1800s-AU. What if Sookie's only way to escape life as a spinster was to follow her brother's wishes and wed his business partner. Handsome as this stranger may be, there is very different about him. Soon Sookie will see she isn't the only one with secrets

This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.

Example fic for the Kiss A Cook contest! Immediately following Hurricane Katrina, Sookie Stackhouse is stranded in a city that is in ruins and seeks out the only person she knows in New Orleans, her brother's friend, Chef Eric Northman.

Set three years after the end of Dead and Gone, Sookie and Eric have been on the run. Now they're returning home.

Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.

Sookie wakes up in a bed a 1000 years ago without knowing how she got there. The story takes place after chapter 1 in Dead in the Family. Spoilers for all books. Rated M for later chapters.

A/H A/U Sookie and Eric are having a secret relationship under the nose of their boss Felipe... when someone finds out will it be the end or just the beginning of Eric and Sookie?