Rainbow and Butterflies
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 04-18-10, id: 2332917, Profile Updated: 05-27-10

Hmmmm...

What to write, what to write...

Well, a bit about me: I am hilariously funny, stunningly beautiful, incomprehensably intelligent, and of course, extremely modest. Oh, and I'm also going to rule the world when I grow up. Just thought I should let you know. :)

That pretty much sums up the important stuff.

I don't have any stories yet - still just reading other people's (my favs are the Harry Potter ones, especially the Dramiones). But someday, when I get a really brilliant idea, I am going to run straight to this computer (I guess it doesn't really have to be this one, it just sounds better that way) and start typing, and I'm sure everyone who is reading this now will leap with joy and review my story 100,000 times! Yay! I'm excited already.

Now some random stuff cuz I feel like it.

My Favorite Word = fantabulous

My Favorite Joke = The blonde joke (sorry blondes!) about the potatos and the forbidden shed. Sound intriguing? Then Google it, cuz I don't want to type it out!

My Favorite Irrational Number = i

That's it. I know you're disappointed. Now go read a really good fanfic, and review it 100,000 times as practice for when I write my story. Goodbye!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,892 - Follows: 18,601 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Key and the Mask by Lyla Calm reviews
When Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are assigned as partners in Potions class, Hermione puts Draco in the hospital wing-and Dumbledore's finally had enough. To teach them to get along, he locks them in the Room of Requirement...for an entire weekend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,741 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14428 - Favs: 21,923 - Follows: 8,809 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.