Name: Eva (Pronounced EEEEE-VA Nothing ticks me off more then having people call me Ava)

Likes: I have decided to make this a slight more um more. So it has been broken into thousand of tiny whatchamacallits. Oh thats right Sections.

Books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight, Anything by Tamora Pierce (though I haven't attempted any fictions yet.), Holes, Warriors: the seris, Captn. Hook or anything Peter Pan. Um...There is a book publisher or something that makes the covers of every book cartoons, though they are romantic comedy. I like some of them..well most of them. Lets see, I do enjoy the Bartimeus Trilogy (Bart is soo funny. So very sarcstic. I recommmend this.), Ransom Of Mercy Carter, Pendragon (haven't got very far yet just started. The ninth book distrubed me very much.), Percy Jackson and the Olympians, David Clements-Davies (he's they guy who wrote, The Sight, Fell, Fire Bringer, The Telling Pool), Ranger's Apprentice ( just read the first book and I am so not ready to try reading the fanfics), Gallanger Girls. I do like Gordan Corman. Also, that woman who wrote Inkheart, Dragon Rider, The Theif Lord. I can't spell her name. City of Ember was good, and so was secret garden. Hoot, Stargirl, The host by Stephanie Meyer, Bridge to Terebithia ( I sobbed like a baby, kinda.), Eragon, Eldest and Brisinger, Septimus Heap, Leven Thumps, Little Women, Tuck Everlasting, Wolf Brother...thats all ican remember right now. Get back to you later.

Movies: Breakfast Club, Newsies, Drives Me Crazy, Meatballs, I Am Legend, Ace Ventura, Annie, August Rush, Back to the Future, Balto, Band Of Brothers (sad, alittle confusing but really good), Homeward Bound, Horton Hears a Who (it's cute. Very funny.), Pearl Harbor, Peter Pan, Twilight, Pirates of the Carribean ( memorized the first word for word), Becoming Jane, Black Christmas (oh so creepy. i tell my friends about it. They don't beleive me.), The Bourne movies, Indianna Jones, John Tucker Must Die, 27 Dresses, Jump In, Lake House, Lion King, Rush Hour, Sandlot, Shanghai Noon, Shrek, Sixteen Candles, (It's got Claire and Bryan from Breakfast Club), Spaceballs, Spy Kids, Day After Tomorrow, Longest Yard, Bad News Bears, Unaccompined Minors, Lords of Dogtown, Mean Girls, Men in Black, Meet the Robinsons, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Monty Python, The Mummy, NAtional Treasure, Transformers (The PG-13 one), Transporter, Truman Show, Oceans 11, No Reservations, You've Got Mail, WALL (the little dot thing goes here) E. That's all.

Games: Sure lets go with that. I have a Wii but only six games for it though i do like all but two. Puppy Love and M&M Cart Racing. Puppy love is dumb and we can't figure out Cart Racing. I like Donkey Kong on my Gameboy color. Those old things that are turqouise and large but mine still works. I like Zoo Tycoon on my computer, and cyber chess too. I play chess and almost any board game. My favorite card game is ERS or Eygiption Rat Slap. It's a slapping game. Fun huh? I like soccer but i dropped out after a very ...bad... year. I do soft ball.

Music: I am a all music person. I tend to move towards sadder country, Pink Floyd, and old school but if you play a song around me long enough it will grow. I like Trace Adkins a whole lot and my friend and I go around sining him like the freaks we are. Be thankful you haven't heard us. I've got a odd obseeion with Lemon Demon on you tube and other sites. I like three days grace, Linkin park, Simple plan, and Soulja Boi sometimes. The Muse, Asia, Eruythimics, Night Ranger, Michael Jackson ( you'd be surpirsed how good he was.) Kool and the Gang, and whole bunch others i can't list right now becuase it's like three in the morning and I'm dead tired. Sorry.

Food!!: Spagettihi. I used to call skubecky. I love leche. I mean milk. I'm taking spanish. Love chocolate, apples, pears, chicken pepperika (thats something that my mom makes and it's great), beef stroginoff, heloupkeys (their rice and ground meat wrapped in cabbage), Cabbage and noodles, monkey bread, and a whole bunch of ice cream.

Things people ask you randomly to start coversations: My fave color is orange although my room is lime green and three different types of blue. Fave animal I like 'em all but to name a few of my big are, wolf, large cat, and a zorllia. My fave... yep that pretty much covers it.

Dislike: Huh? I don't really not like anything. Sure there are kids at school I would love to decapitate with the blunt edge of a spoon, remove all fingernail with tweezers, pluck of all their toes, remove all moles and freckels and other type things from the skin, hang their bodies from a wall by their thumbs all while they are still alive then finally when they have died, chop the bodies to pieces, mail them to their family's in polite letter explaining how evil they were, whilst i sit on top of the school screaming and waving the heads around like a crazy but.. there will always be those kind of people... I hate to be a stick in the mud or anything but stories that revolve around love with sweet words and many kisses just make me sick... thing is i write those myself.

Fave Characters: It would be best perhaps if I break this down: Percy Jackson: Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Percy's mom, Clarisse, Nico, Artemis, and Hades Harry Potter: Draco, Hermione, Fred, George, Mrs. Weasley, Bellatrix and Winky Maximum Ride: Max (duh) Iggy, Nudge, Ella and Total Eragon/Eldest: Saphria, Thorn, Murtagh, Arya, Maude, Solumbum, Angelina, Roran and Sloan. I would like to mention that i am a avid Jacob fan. One you go Black you never go back. I think I'll stop there. I can go on forever.

Stories: Hey hey Guess who called? My friend! Yea the one who told me to write this and join fanfiction. And so now i have to change it. Crap. Mucho more writing. Where to begin? I don't really get the whole writing thing. You have summaries for this kinda stuff. I shall go into some of them becuse i need to alert you about them. You should pay attention. it isn't mucho importante but still...

The normal Flock- Alright I feel I must warn you. This had become a Twoshot. I don't expect it to turn into something more that would be beyond my power. I Think I was just too lazy to start a whole new story so I just added on. Please should it become more then what it is it will be completely spontaneous and I will have no control over what my thoughts and hands do. The chapters have nothing to do with each other except names and what the flock looks like.

The best I ever had- I had questions on this one and well the truth is Edward left in new moon and in my fasntsy world he never came back. And now due to many late nights and my diabolical schemes Jake now has Bella all to himself.

Life without them- Okay so this one is my first. Uh I just stared reading Naruto six or seven weeks ago and I haven't got all the characters down yet but i will. So if I describe some one not how they look its because I've read only the books and never seen the show except for once and only in the beginning. so...forgive me. I've been looking pictures up on google but they could be inacerate. Right I have selected names that mean something. I do think they are a little shorter then the ones in the book but i wanted them to have meanings so here we go. Taka means Hawk. Yabi means Night Beauty. Kariudo means Hunter. Kuma, Kiba's wife, means Bear. And Hana means Flower. Iwa means Rock and maru is just a common sufixx for a boys name's. Ookami means wolf. Taiyou means Sun and Haru means Spring. If i'm wrong I'm sorry I looked those up on line too.

Amazing Feats and Odd Facts: Uh.. I read a book every day and finish it. If given the right amount of free time and no interruptions I can finish the entire Harry Potter series 1-7 in three hours. I went on the Sky Coaster at the Royal Gorge and vomited whilst out over the gorge. (I did not enjoy that day) I went to work camp with my church in hope to come back feeling good about myself I returned feeling worse because the people i met there i liked and i would never see them again plus I was surly to begin with

I have a name, an age, a gender and a religion,
I read novels in class, does that make me a slacker or a nerd
I have crappy grades, but I've got street smarts, does that mean I'm stupid or that I always know what to do?
I don't have many friends, does that mean I'm anti-social or just shy?
I haven't been to church in 3 years, does that mean I'm a bad Christian or that I just can't find the time?
I listen to rap and pop, does that mean I'm a wigger or girly?
I watch chick flicks and action films does that mean I'm girly or a tomboy
I like movies from the 70's and 80's and the lastest movies, does that mean I'm old fashioned or that I'm going with the times?
I don't like horrors, but no one can scare me, does that mean I'm a wuss, or that I'm hard to scare?
I'm a teenager who remembers all my chores, does that make me irresponsible or responsible?
I'm the middle child but I make myself known, does that mean I'm the forgotten child or the kid my parents can't get to shut up?
I don't cry, does that mean I'm cold-hearted, or that I can take what you throw at me?
I care about the planet, but I wake up early to get a ride to school, does that mean I'm conscience of my ecological footprint or that I want give my kids a messed up earth?
I don't care about little things, but I get worked up about things matter, does that mean I don't care about everything, or I'm a spaz?
I'm a girl who's a tomboy, does that mean I'm girly or boy-ish
I'm not always dolled up with makeup, but I do send time getting dressed, does that mean I don't care how I look, or I obsess with how I look?
I can talk non-stop, and I can listen to you forever, does that mean I can't shut up, or I never talk?
I swear, and I can have a damn good conversation with someone does that mean I swear in every sentence, or that I talk like a textbook?
I'm not one sided, I have pros and cons,
I have a name, an age, a gender, and a religion,
But I can see where you can get confused about who I really am.
Cause I'm both.

So thanks for reading this and reveiwing and actually reading my stories. I really appreciate that. :D You're da bomb.