If you were flamed by me, it was because your fic was of the type that induces nausea in anyone who makes the mistake of reading it; it was because of the stultifying stupidity of your ideas; it was because you created a Mary Sue, the most deplorable type of delusion humanity has ever come up with in its history of coming up with deplorable delusions; it was because you lacked talent so acutely that you could make a fish drown with your writings. If you're confused, I suggest you pause for a moment, or give up thinking altogether. Too much thinking isn't good for someone who's just been flamed. I am to understand it's bad for the blood pressure.

Before you start spewing nonsense about how my flames should have been "constructive", I'd like to remind you that my intention was not to be "constructive" in the first place. I don't care if the author cried for a fortnight after reading my flame. I don't care if he or she deleted all of his or her stories, packed up all of his or her things in a little knapsack, and retired to the mountains for the rest of his or her life. I don't even care if the author refuses to budge, and continues to put up garbage in the way of fan fiction for the world to see and for people like me to flame.

I flame because it's fun to read those incoherent little PMs you send me, rife with unreadable expletives, and ridden with grammatical errors. They invariably exude the same kind of ignorance. Just so you know, saying "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!!" or things to that effect is not going to help you one bit. The fact that you were so indignant to begin with, that you actually sent me a message, is proof of the fact that you did care, and a lot.

More later. And yeah, don't underestimate the power of tangents. You've been flamed by one. Ha!