Hello I'm myonetruelove

ummmm... I love reading fanfic and playing softball. But my friends and boyfriend are my world.

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A True Boyfriend

•Grabs her neck when he kisses her, Not her boobs or her butt.

• Stays on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

• When she's mad hugs her tight and dosen't let go, then kisses her hard

• When she says she's ok dosen't believe it, talks with her

• NEVER CHEATS ON HER because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

• Calls her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her he loves her

• Call her before he sleeps and after he wakes up

• Treats her like a person and not something to show off

• Teases her and lets her tease him back.

• Stays up all night with her when she's sick.

• Watches her favorite movie with her.

• Lets her wear his clothes.

• Lets her know she's important.

• When she runs up to him crying, the first thing he says is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in
the time Management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards
when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."