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你好。Hello. Bonjour. Hallo. Γειάσου. Ciao. こんにちは。 여보세요. Hello. Здравствулте!. Hola. Me ...? Boy on the inside, girl on the outside. Goes by Chris. 15 years old, screw that "blah blah years young,"thats bs. you get older by the second, meaning, you're old. Random. Loves socks. Lets go square-dancing. A child forever. Likes Socks. Food. Panda. Penguins. Most music. Backstreet Boys. Books. Anime. Manga. Harry Potter. Naruto, before everyone jumped the bandwagon. My wife. No, I dont have a real one Internet. Avatar : The Last Airbender. Big, baggy clothes. Hatake Kakashi from Naruto. Snowglobes. Grapes. Spaghetti. Coldstones. Bonifacio. Dislikes Humans. Power. Fame. Money. Rap music, unless its the old school rap, like Bone Thugs. Your sock collection. Girly clothes. Brothers. Haruno Sakura from Naruto. Idiotic technology. Porn. Work. Cooking. Rawr. Wife-stealers. Homosexual-haters. President Bush. Author of ... Nothing ... I have a tendency to delete my stories ... Contact dangerzonexd@yahoo.com |
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Learning to Love by Rainy Days reviews
After a wild night at a party, Hermione and Draco need to live with the product of their actions, an unborn child. Can either put aside their hatred and maybe even learn to love one another?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,576 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Las Fatalidades del Amor by Freya's Kitten reviews
AU. What if Kyou married Mayura? What will happen when things between Alice and him become harder to ignore? Rated R for later chapters.
Alice 19th - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,182 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 10/1/2004
Dangerously Sixteen by LakErgUrL262 reviews
16 years old: the age when first love, first kiss, first rape, and the pure innocence is forever shattered. [Read at your own risk] :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,438 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Hinata H., Sakura H.
Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This by xxGREEN BAYxx reviews
When Katie Bell has a dream of Oliver Wood, their relationship begins to take some twists and turns. Rating for safety. Chapter 6's up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Oliver W.
Top Seven Reasons Lucius is Balding by Sniffles 55 reviews
Hair plugs, a house elf for a daughter-in-law, Severus forgetting his birthday? Poor, Poor Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Lucius M. - Complete
Truth or Dare by JenniGellerBing reviews
Remus tells of his first kiss. New Years ficlet, SBRL, MWPP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Graduation by TwelfthofMay reviews
The Marauders reflect on their years at Hogwarts as they prepare to leave it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Tale of the Grim Reaper by Hitsuji no Pocky reviews
Landis, the wingard resident of Budehuc Castle, has found love for the Silverberg Tutor -- Apple! In attempts to learn more about Miss Apple, Landis "borrows" Caesar's body. But will Apple with her intellect be able to catch on to her studen'ts strange be
Suikoden - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 12/13/2004
Harry Potter and Gollums Chamber of Secretses by Kusco reviews
What if Gollum was in the secondHP movie and not Dobby?What would he do when he meet Ron, Hermione, or the rest of the HP gang? Read and find out! RR Oh yeah plus I don't own any of this
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,871 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003
The Sumomo by Metal Bahamut reviews
A crossover of Edgar Allen Poe's story, and Chobits Anime. Hideki is desperate for a whore, and all he get is Sumomo upon his chamber door...
Chobits - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Complete
Everybody wants Remmie by KerrianneLupin reviews
Remus had always been one of the most sought after boys in school with everyone ranging from James and Sirius to his worst enemy after him but how will our Remmie cope with it? The same way he copes with everything, by having some fun! Chapter 5 is up so
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Protect by Yoseia Nasuka reviews
CCS-HP !SPOILERS FOR BOOK FIVE! Eriol foresees the death of a certain man, and sends half the CCS gang to Hogwarts to watch HP, the other to Grimmauld. Life's going to be radical again...(like this fic o.o;). help wanted!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,149 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003
Collision by LilSasamiGrl reviews
Sasuke and Hinata switch bodies accidentally. No, it's not a SasuHina fanfic. It's actually SasuNaru maybe a little NaruHina and SasuHina...I don't think so but yeah P Shounen-ai. Please R R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,425 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ino Stop Chasing Sasuke by HEYUNLOVING reviews
Ino has been chasing Sasuke for years but he never notices her after Ino has a talk with Hinata she decides to stop chasing him. After her decision she gets pared up with him for a project, and things turn upside down. Plz Review. SasuIno :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,268 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 10/24/2003
Sakura's Harem by Istoria reviews
Infiltration and deception is central to being a good ninja. But when Team 7 has to embed itself in a society ruled by women, they're all in for a wild ride.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Sakura H. - Complete
Possession by yuji-i16 reviews
SemiAU. When TenTen is hurt, it's Neji's life that goes downhill. Devolping NejiTen with hints of ShikaIno. COMPLETED AT LONG LAST! Now with EPILOGUE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,529 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Freya's Wish by The Chibi Freya reviews
Freya falls in love once more, And gets a body... and..who is her new someone just for her?
Chobits - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 11/21/2003
Working in the Hyuga Household by radicalL reviews
Sakura's parents are going through some financial trouble. Sakura helps out by becoming a maid at the Hyuga residence. NejiSakuSasu NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 9/2/2003
Stolen Heart by Uchiha Kasumi reviews
Sasuke meets a girl that he finds attractive at the river and Sakura doesn't like what's happening. She instantly becomes jealous of Sasuke and his new girlfriend. Will Sakura find a way to turn Sasuke back into his old self again? COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,843 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Complete
Paper Cranes by Arcynic reviews
A tiny part of me will leave with you...and a little bit of you will stay... [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A NarutoStyle Christmas Concert by Dark Nemesis 7 reviews
It's that time of the year again that teachers hate.They have to find the perfect performance for the Christmas Concert,which is especially hard if you're working with 5-year-olds.This is the funny story of a bunch of uncooperative students who don't even
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003
Sango Ai by KittenTits reviews
[One shot]: In class one day, Sasuke and Hinata have to say, I love you. Slight very slight SasuHina in this. Hey, look mom, I wrote a straight fic!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
Welcome to the Konoha High School by Mrs. Hyuga reviews
Lets see...Mix a little reality with Naruto. Kakashi's a gym teacher. Hokage is principal. Itachi is a gang leader...Still thinking Pairings might be VERY odd. Plez review! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,419 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete
Sakura's POV by kokorodragon reviews
Sequal to Hinata's POV now we focus on sakura's thoughts on her teamates, her role in team seven and the thought of losing her friend. Slight romance
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2003
Is That a Ramen Machine! by Cronus the Reaper reviews
Uzumaki is walking home till what suddenly appeard out of no where. COULD IT BE! IT'S A RAMEN MACHINE! but is there more to this ramen machine than Naruto expects.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 11/22/2003
Hinata's POV by kokorodragon reviews
A fic of Hinata's thoughts. She wonders about how weak she must be and how she would take over the HYuga clan. Slight romance involved. read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 10/15/2003
What? by Dark Nemesis 7 reviews
Temari and Kankuro discover one of Gaara's secret hobbies when he's alone in his room...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2003
Love Song Unsung by radicalL reviews
A prom is held for the Chuunins and Sakura has her heart set on Sasuke. But Sasuke is going with someone else. Who is left? Will Naruto fix Sakura's broken heart? Sakunaru Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 8/24/2003
haunted by kokorodragon reviews
sakura hears something, sakura feels something, somthing's after Sakura. Things go into chaos as a sory of mystery, betryal, and romance occur. non yaoi or yuri
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 10/25/2003