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Author has written 6 stories for Matrix, Harry Potter, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak. My name is Kirsten and I live In the New Forest, England. I am in themiddle of the 14 to 19 age bracket. I'm back writing after a 1 and a half year break Whoops. The story of my author name dates back to a visit to a really horrible french pet shop, where they kept a chinchilla in a bowl. Unfortunately I could not bring it back across the channel,but my name is dedicated to it. I will probably start something new in 2004, but I haven't seen enough films, or read enough books to really write stuff. Matrix Mall should carry on in due course. Check out loopdaloopy's one really good story. I love it, |
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Albus Dumbledore and the Phoenix Feather by Grandson of Dumbledore reviews
More than 150 years ago, a boy with extraordinary talent arrived at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to begin his wizard training. This is the story of 11 year old Albus Dumbledore and his thrilling adventures at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,339 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Albus D. - Complete
The Astronaut by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
Nymphadora Tonks and the Order of the Phoenix. Originally titled, 'Conversing with Molly.' Being edited at this exact moment and should be finished very soon - before the end of the world in 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,374 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Polluting the Shades of Pemberley by Things-One-and-Two reviews
Lizzy and Mr. Darcy enter into the realm of matrimony and a new life at Pemberley with a friendly sister and eventually children! Includes all the characters we love and hate. Sequel to P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,096 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/8/2005
Bridget Jones's Diary: The Prospect of Fate by writer007 reviews
Bridget Jones believes that her life is now, finally complete. With a wedding and baby on the way, what more could she ask for? Little does she know, the chaos and diasters have just begun.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,390 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 11/10/2004
Mark Darcy's Diary by HeadGirlInTraining reviews
Bridget isn't the only one keeping a diary of the year that she met the dashing Mr. Darcy. Follow Mark as he comments on his destiny to be alone, his family, his work, his fiery hate for Daniel Cleaver, and falling in love with dear Bridget.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/23/2004
The Saga of Darren Shan Lord of the Shadows by Jedi Solo reviews
Vampire Prince Darren Shan goes home after 30 years of vampirism...and finds out his family are in terrible danger spoilers for books eight nine and 10
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
Darren Shan: Hunting the truth by Loop-da-loopy reviews
This is from Annie's point of view around a year after Darrens death.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004
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It started with music reviews
Set post HBP. While hiding out, something arrives in an envelope, something that could bring a little cheer to Harry Ron and Hermiones' lives. Not romance A winters tale...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
HMS Voldiewobbles reviews
You see I had to turn myself into a man you, anybody would love. You see at the end of the day, all I, the great Lord Voldemort wanted, was ….a cuddle.” LVMW Tee hee!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Molly W., Voldemort
The Matrix mall reviews
The final chapter! the fun and OOCness continues as Neo goes shopping... R,R and enjoy! Sob...sob...[COMPLETE]
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Complete
Laugh as we go:: Cirque by a freak reviews
Parody part of the first book. (so far)Read, enjoy, review!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004
Darren Shan: The lost years reviews
There was a gap of about 8 years between books 6 and 7. Here's my look at might of happened. A new vampire comes to the mountain, but what is so special about him?. R & R please!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
Harry Potter and the crazy publicity Scam reviews
Used to be "Harry Potter Magazine" Chap 3 up. Harry is angry when he finds out the dediction of one fan. Surely they must be evil? Right? No, I'm not going to tell you now... Read It and review please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003