Name: If I tell you I will have to kill you.

Age: 24

Gender: Male

Height: 5'7

Job: Call Center

Location: somewhere that is lower than hell

Friends: They're all psychos, like me

Hobbies: Reading fanfiction, listening to music, watching anime, and thinking of new senarios with anime (I got a lot of ideas that I haven't written, or typed.)

Ocupation: Full time psyho,and getting crazier, I was in the Army.

Known affilates on FF.net: ValykirieRevolution

Recommended Authors: Queen of the Red Skittle and Mister Cynical

Recommened Stories: Bloody Tears, Possesion,Team 8, 2020Vision, the Conqured

Xbox Live Gamertag: CG1 Temporal

Favorite Books: Dragon Riders of Pern, Anne Rice, Predator, Aliens, Aliens versus Predator, The Magic Circle, and Seikai

Favorite Movies: AVP, Predator 1 & 2, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Ressurection, End of Evangelion, Devilman OVA, and Guyver Out of Control

Favorite Series: Evangelion, Guyver, Guyver 2005, Fullmetal Alchemist, Crest of the Stars, Banner of the Stars, Banner of the Stars II, Devil Lady, Demon Lord Dante, Escaflowne, This Ugly Yet Beautiful World, Scryed, and Hellsing

Current Projects:

Have a few ideas but slow to write.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany
doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon."

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profileIf you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have gotten hit by a parked car, copy this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Demonic Dragon Knight, Water-Star, CG1 Temporal

Quotes:

“They say that there is a fine line between genius and insanity, but what they don’t tell you is that it doesn’t mater what side you are trying to cross from.”- Naruto from Zarunak's True Jinchuriki

HE’S A NINJA!.

Naruto walked up to the bridge, where Sasuke and Sakura were already waiting for Kakashi-Sensei. After about thirty minutes, Naruto got bored and turned to Sasuke, “Hey teme, did you know that Jesus was a ninja?”

Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi, who was hiding in a tree face-faulted. Sasuke was quick to recover, “What in the world makes you say that, dobe?”

Naruto smiled and said simply, “Think about it. Jesus could walk on water, which is a ninja chakra-control exercise. He also healed the wounded, like a medic-nin. Not to mention…he wears ninja sandals in all the pictures of him!”

Every other member of team 7 looked forward blankly. Sasuke turned to Sakura, “Holy shit, dude. Naruto’s right.”

This is an Omake from GothicGohan-again's Konoha's Demon Fox

NOTICE: I will update ASAP HOWEVER I am having some writersblock so it may be a while. I am also in collage and working so not a lot of free time.