Name: J Gibby

Location: Inez, Kentucky

Age: 17

Weight: 142

Occupation: Student/Lifter of Weights/Eater of Pizza

Blood Type: Blue

Poison: Deadlines, Pull-ups

College Plans: University of Kentucky, major in English, with Pre-Med, be in the band so I can get in games for free

Demeanor: Pleasant

Spelling: Somewhere below the level of a talented crocodile

Cookie: Oatmeal Raisin

Personality: None

Max Bench Press: 140

Favorite Book: Cell, by Stephen King

Favorite Class: English Literature

Organization: Lists

Sport: Tennis

Instrument: Trumpet

Backflips: No

Cereal: Raisin Bran

Toes: 10

Days Spent at Gym: 4 times a week

Shoes: Tied once, a few weeks ago, then slipped on every morning since

Game: Bioshock

Best Friend: A lesbian.

Camera: Stolen

Belly Fat: Permanent resident, despite the loss of 50 pounds...damn it.

Signal Strength: Excellent

TV show: Scrubs

Women's Shotput: Bronze

High School Class: '08

Accent: Hick Twang

Biceps: Getting there

Hair: Black and spiked

Funny: No

Ability to think of more things to list: Absent

So, I'm a hillbilly who likes to write about zombies and such. Yup. Currently working on the hopefully on-going story "House of Zack", about a group of teenagers trying to survive against a horde of zombies. Which turns out isn't that original. In fact, if you were to take the essence of original, pull it inside out, roll it in bland juices, smother it in greasy bacon, and then make it sleep outside with the badgers, you'd have the concept for my story. You know, in a nutshell. But, still, it's fun to write.

Any ideas or feedback is more than welcome. Hate mail is okay too, but there are probably more important people to hate.