Who, you may ask, am I? Well, as it so happens I am a human being who coincidentally was born on Earth (maybe) and has lived a full, fun life as a pirate/orange stealer/occasional fan fiction writer. (and no. No typos. I ONLY steal ORANGES (not clementines. not citrus fruits. or tangerines) ORANGES). And as you read this, I know that you are thinking "Wow this lady ain't funny at all."

GOOD POINT!

I'm not.