Sometimes, it is the white knight that needs to be rescued. Sometimes, it is the handsome prince who needs to be free. Sometimes, it’s the princess who is slain for the dragon. Sometimes, happy ever after, is not for free. KK,MegS,MiA

Terrorists takes a whole apartmentcomplex building hostage, and SAT Captain Himura Kenshin knows there'll be trouble. He just didn't anticipate the cause would be so...female. Armed with a bokken, he find she's not as harmless as she'd appear. AU, AR.

Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue

The Salmalíns are a powerful Carthaki noble family with a long history of magical excellence. Veralidaine is an orphaned girl from Galla, but she has a gift that the Salmalíns are willing to offer an arranged marriage to get. DN. AU. Rated high for safety

A Breaking Dawn Parody. What more can I say?

Crack Story. Just something me and my friend were joking about in math. Anti Jacob & Nessie. oneshot that may be expanded on latter, probubly not.

Part 3 of 3. “This feeling that I get, This one last cigarette, As I lay awake & wait for you to come through that door. Oh maybe, maybe, maybe I can share it with you: I behave, I behave, I behave so I can share it with you.”

Part 1 of 3, AU, SaitouTokio. “Goddamn this dusty room, This hazy afternoon; I’m breathing in this silence like never before…”

After a bargain for her freedom goes awry, Kaoru finds herself bound to her cousin's husband. She is taken to his country to save her life. However, an old danger awaits... BK

What happens when Tortall is at complete peace, and there is nothing to do? Alanna and Neal get very bored that's what, how do they solve their extreme boredom, and who is involved? What is the real plot behind their scheme? R&R, original pairings.

If you liked Jaenelle and Friends sing 12 Days of Winsol, then you'll probably like this one too. I'm not sure because I'm not you, but I know I laughed my bum off... Rated T for language even though it's censored....

Kids really do say the darnedest things...

KK. AU. The story of a thief and the FBI agent determined to catch him.

Kidnapped from her father's mansion in the dead of night, Kaoru finds herself trapped in a world of deceit and lies. To make matters worse, she falls for her kidnapper... Battousai & Kaoru, Complete!

UPDATE AFTER LOOOONG HIATUS! The sequel to PRIDE OF THE CONVENT. No one could expect Alanna of Trebond's life to be dull, could they? Not with her wild dreams and night life...

After Enishi's Jinchuu, Kenshin is scared of hurting Kaoru. He makes a wish, and unfortunetly it gets granted... bit funny, bit WAFFy, all silly. Updated with link to fanart 20060419

/Done with Permission/v1.0/ Felt like spoiling yourself and splurged on a SHINOMORI AOSHI unit, but now don't know what to do with the human popsicle? This prized manual will teach you all you'll ever need or want to know!