Allow me to introduce myself: I am JPT, one of the greatest assholes known to man, Mr. Cranky to your fanfiction and often the rain on your parade. Adjetives frequently ascribed to me: close-minded, insolent, rude, tactless, vicious. All around I am a fun guy to know!

I've found that many fics fall under the prinicple of Dr. Malcom from Jurassic Park. Fanfic writers, like scientists, always think if a thing CAN be done, and nevermind if it SHOULD be done. In a fandom where innovation is rare but prized, stories are conceived that should never have left the drawing table: stories of underaged incest and rape, stories of romances that could never occur, stories that make light of some of the greatest atrocities known to man, all in a vain attempt to do something "new."

I like to call people on these horrors-come-to-life, unfortunately people don't appreciate it, hence the many slanderous adjectives. Also I hate bad fanfics in general.

Boo hoo. Dislike it and you can email me and discuss it there -- don't leave your idiot opinions in my story review sections like so much animal scat. If you feel you have a valid point you can email me. I'll remain as civil as you -- honest.