Harry felt the need to start over after the wizarding world took that final step off the ledge to insanity. What better place to begin fresh than a new galaxy where he would be the only magical?

The original version of Something Familiar. Very heavy on crack, lighter on plot. This is no longer being updated and most of the good stuff will be in the rewrite anyway. I suggest you read that instead, unless you're impatient and really, really want to see an ice-skating ninja narwhal be suplexed into oblivion by a child. Yeah, I wasn't kidding about the crack.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.