YES! YES! YES! YES! Hehe, sorry 'bout that. Hello, and I'm Darksiderwithdust, but you may call me Dusty! I have been waiting to join this website since April, but I didn't really want to lie about my age. So now, being thirteen since October eighth, I am an official member! WOO! Ah, memories. Since I've been going on this website since April, I know it pretty well and I will soon be uploading my own stories to my account! That is, if I understand the Document Manager and everything. Anyways, I have never been happier than this moment! Well, except for the time when I scared my science teacher with a giant poster of a dust bunny last year...But that's a whole different story! On with my favorites and everything!

Favorite Animals: Dogs, lions, dolphins, and deer! SO CUTE!

Favorite Movies: All Indiana Jones movies! I also like Disney movies, like The Lion King or the Little Mermaid. Any movie with animals are good, and there are a whole bunch of other ones that I don't feel like mentioning.

Favorite Books: The Book Thief (genius), To Kill a Mockingbird, The Dust of 100 Dogs, The Lacemaker and the Princess, Becoming Naomi Leon, Beastly, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, all Rick Riordan books, and The Parasol Protectorate Series! And those are only a few of them!

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

i can understand that scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why isn’t notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why: because paper can’t beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. Why I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claim to beat me with their paper I can punch them in them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “oh shit, I’m sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet, you have the nerve to call me coloured?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Okay, that is honestly the best thing ever! I actually showed it to my friends and teachers at school, and they were laughing so much!

1. FIRST NAME: Abby

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope

3. SIBLING NAMES: Liam, though I want to call him Wilhelm!

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Yesterday, reading someone's awesome fanfic called Destiny at the Haunted Mansion!

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? No! I'm terribly clumsy with them! Though my feet are amazing, I can scratch my ear with my foot!

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Turkey, I guess.

7. KIDS? As in having them, or just playing with them? I love playing with them!

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No, because I would probably think that other me was a stalker.

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? NO!

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Sometimes.

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? No, at least I don't think so.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No, I'd rather sky dive!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? None.

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? No.

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? NO!

17. SHOE SIZE? Something small...

18. RED OR PINK? Both!

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? The fact that I have a squeaky mind and a sheep conducting the whole ordeal.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Some British dude I had a crush on a couple of years ago, we were actually good friends!

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? If they want to.

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? No shoes, dark blue pants.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Some chips and Butterfingers! :)

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothing.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Silver!

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Cinnamon and maple syrup!

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Don't know, I rarely talk on the phone.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Height.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I suppose...

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Mango smoothies!

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Rolling down hills, when they make it official. Same thing with parasailing, so fun!

32. EYE COLOR? Brown and hazel, it changes.

33. HAT SIZE? Something small, cause I have a hat from my toddler years that's still too big for me!

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope.

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Any kind of seafood! I also like steak, mac and cheese, and Chicken Charles.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy over scary, adventure over anything.

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Don't know, but the next one will be Secretariat!

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Don't have one.

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer and fall, depends on the time of year.

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs, because you can give them to anyone!

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Chocolate lava cake with vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce!

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? One scar is from sanding my finger, one from getting my hand pulled through a window.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Posters, along with a painting of horses that was originally at an old bar advertising Budweiser.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No, but I do have rather odd dreams. I also twist and turn a lot.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Anything.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 4 in the morning!

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To prove that Antarctica is really Atlantis, and was home of the first Americans.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The only invention that could ever completely destroy spiders, if that ever existed.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Got a bunch of them!

9. What's your weight and height? Skinny and sort of short, but not too short.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Not really.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Used to all the time when I was little, but now I actually want to meet a ghost!

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Whoever wrote Destiny at the Haunted Mansion!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't wear perfume.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Red brown hair. Preferably green eyes, reminds me of the Irish!

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? No idea.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese!

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Lindor truffles!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Stuffed animal when I was little.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Sort of, but not really.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No, but I am flexible!

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? None.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yup!

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Buddy, the big black furry dog! Mix of Schipperke, Australian Cattle Dog, and Chinese Chow Chow!

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Hey, it's happened before!

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? When they mean little, scream it out to the world!

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 83! :)

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunette, I am one!

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I BID FIFTY BUCKS! Well, that's what I would call in a bid, don't know about phones...

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Popular people and people who have the nerve to say that dust is stupid.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No, but I want to go all over the world!

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Spiders, roller coasters, my hands...

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Hey, someday I'M going to be famous! You just wait and see, I shall be a great author and archeologist!

37. FIRST JOB? Chaperon on field trip to aquarium, simply by stealing my teacher's sticker! Oh, and the Dark Side! (I'm thirteen, you know!)

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope, but I have toilet papered my brother's room before!

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Surfing the internet.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My eyes, apparently they're far apart...

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No, thank the Lord!

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A whip and a mini fridge!

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Hopefully, none! Maybe I'll adopt...

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I swear I already answered this question...NO!

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No, too cheesy.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Why would I pay attention to that?

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yup! It's actually very neat!

51. ANY BAD HABITS? Chewing on nails, shirt sleeves, the ends of pens...Anything that involves chewing, I once chewed a juicebox in half!

52. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Don't have cds.

53. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Yelling...why?

54. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? I have no idea.

55. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes, sometimes.

56. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac and cheese!

57. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY? Any sort of accent; British, Irish, Australian, Scottish...

58. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? My friends call me Flora!

59. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I like them all. Except for Justin Bieber...Shudder!

60. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Hawaii Five-O!

61. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? ???

62. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookie dough and mint chocolate chip! Oh, and peppermint!

63. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes...

64. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Last year in gym class.

65. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? How am I supposed to know?

66. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Nothing.

67. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Juicebox.

68. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? I already answered this!

69. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? ???

70. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? So many things...

71. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October, July, December, and April. Especially the first two!

72. EYE COLOR? Hazel and brown.

73. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonald's...

74. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? No...

75. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? My mom going outside.

76. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday, Christmas, and New Years!

77. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Used to play oboe in elementary school, chorus for the past few years. I CAN PLAY THE MARACA!

78. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Republican all the way! WOO!

79. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? ...

80. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? No clue...

81. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? None.

82. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Soulless-by Gail Carriger!