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Name: Anna, Anna-Belle

Age: 1,000,000

Location: Wouldn't you like to know 3

(From Kisame's Corner) If you think Evil is always sexy if it's Madara, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

My Favourite Couples

Naruto

Gaara/Hinata (Best A Di Best!!)

Itachi/Sakura (All Di Way!)

Naruto/Hinata

Sasuke/Sakura (sometimes)

Shikamaru/Ino

Neji/TenTen

Kakashi/Anko

Asuma/Kurenai

Jiraiya/Tsunade (HAHAHA)

Fruits Basket

Kyo/Tohru (super KAWAII!!)

Yuki/Machi

Shigure/Akito

Hiro/Kisa (SO SWEET TOGETHER!!)

Haru/Rin

Harry Potter

Draco/Ginny (MY new fave!)

Ron/Luna

Harry/Luna

Draco/Luna (Weird I know but I read it once and fell in love!)

I DESPISE HERMIONE GRANGER AND HARRY POTTER!!

Draco is my sexy bad boy D And Tom Riddle too

Got this philosophy from Angry Fox Girl who got it from vegetasfan14720's profile.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.