Hello people from every planet.

I'm fluffy KAWAII panda. I am in 8th grade soon going too 9th. I like pizza and the color black. I lovE yaoi .

i am not going to go and introduce all my fav and not fav characters and couples.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Paula

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Pauizzle(Hmm...that's sounds pretty weird to me XD.)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Tigeress(That sounds weird:3)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Andrea Bao-la (I don't know )

. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Clapagil(...just wow)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Ice tea(I don't know, I guess I'll dress in all black...)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marina(That seems normal)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black pandaHaha:D)

STOLE THAT FROM SOMONE ELSE SO NOW U CAN STEAL IT FROM ME! JUST COPY AND PASTE IT TO YOUR ORFILE BUT ERASE MY NAMES AND PUT YOUR OWN!

Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

I HAVE: I NEVER BANGED NO ONE AND I NEVER SEEN A CONDOM , THAT'S WHY SHOELACES ARE FUN TO PLAY WITH? FAIL :-/