Hi, I'm a game addicted female who was coxed into this writing thingie by my classmate Kimmy Jarl (DBZ), aka the Comma Police. I'll probably write about DMC most of the time but as you can see below I have some ideas for some other games too. I can't promise that I will keep the chapters coming in an even flow, but I can promise that I will never abandon a story, I will finish it even if it takes time.
And by the way, I just luuvvee reviews, so keep'em coming!

Quotes that apply to my life:

I live in a state of almost perpetual hysteria - Sting

I’m going slightly mad - Queen

I am the EVILEST! - Evil the Cat

I’m lazy but determined - Me

You only die once - Me too

HAA HAA! - Nelson

May 25, 2004
Coming soon; Primal and DMC crossover, Dante in Wonderland (will he wear a tutu? No one knows!), a pure Primal story (if I can get the category created for me)and the conclusion to my 'River' story, aka You can't cross the same river twice.

June 8, 2004
Sqiuggly bottom removed by FF because it did not comply with their "guidelines". Like there's not tons of similar stories in every category on this site! It might be resurrected in a more "appropriate" form, I'll check with my co writer.

September 21, 2004
I'M BACK! And so is my squiggly bottom! Rewritten to fit the guidelines. HAA HAA!

September 9, 2005
No, not dead yet, just stressed out and suffering from an acute case of inspiration loss. Sorry for keeping you waiting but I just can´t get any words down in print,even if I have whole stories in my head. ARGEL! (Bangs her head repeatedly against abrick wall.) Aow. Just bought DMC 3 by the way. Yes I know it was released ages ago but I couldn´t afford it then. Got some money now and totally pigged out and bought a stack of games. Haha! Now I´m running around Norrath hacking people´s heads off and destroying their furniture. I love my big shiny sword that fries evil undead thingies that tries to lick you in the ear with their disgusting one and a half meter long tongue. Blargh.