During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Thumbelina!

The turtles must endure a belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Forced to tackle many awkward and previously taboo topics, their most closely guarded secrets are revealed... whether they like it or not! Set in 2007-verse with bits of 2003 and Mirage thrown in for fun. Rated M for sex, drugs, and too-realistic descriptions of Ninja Turtle naughty bits.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change? -NOT DEAD, I AM JUST RECOVERING FROM HATING SPIRIT OF JUSTICE'S ENDING-

A What If story. What if Dib had lived his childhood without Zim ever showing up? What if Zim arrived 20 years late? Can a now older Dib help a young, lonely green skinned child? Or will his childhood dreams change his mind...

This picks up right after the New York War ends … How Stark and Banner's friendship evolves from there. Final chapter up.

This reunion was ten years overdue... and was not progressing the way Yomiel had expected it to. -Postgame, massive spoilers-

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Harry is rescued from the Dursley's by Severus Snape. What he tells Harry leaves him stunned. Who is my father?...I am. Not all is as it was believed to be. Who really is meant to be the 'Saviour of the Wizarding World? Complete!

Who repairs the repairer? Who heals the healer? Donatello decides to press on with his workload regardless, with the aid of plenty of coffee and aspirin. After all, it can't be that bad...

“It was then Splinter knew what this was. This was a nightmare, a living nightmare that he was being tested on. He was being tested and his son’s life was the object on the line.” Rated for implied violence

The theft of Donatello's old math books brings past hurts to light, as Donatello discovers that the thief is Leonardo. Genfic.

Alzheimer's is a progressive and fatal brain disease that has no cure. Phoenix/Edgeworth, written for the kink meme.

Oneshot. Donatello has been avoiding facing his inner demons, but he can't avoid it anymore. Can his brothers save Donnie from the dangers of his own mind?

Surrounded by death and destruction, one turtle stands alone...

If you asked him later, or even if you’d had a chance at the time, Donatello would have been unable to tell you what he was thinking. Pre-Exodus .

When Donnie develops an interesting idea for an experiment, Mikey becomes his fortunate test subject. Or is that unfortunate? Craziness is guaranteed. First place for BEST COMEDY in the 2005 TMNT Fanfic Competition. (indefinite hiatus)

AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence

When competing with your brothers, it is sometimes hard finding your place in your father's heart. Sometimes you just have to make room. Preslash.

Don and Mike are trapped underground with a memory. Originally posted under the name AJ3 in 2000. Please see the new note on my Author's Info page.

Torn does not endorse underaged drinking, and quitters never win. Torn and Jak have a discussion at the Naughty Ottsel during Jak 3. Introspective genfic. Not slash. Rated for occasional swears. Oneshot.

AU. Harry is sorted into Slytherin, Snape is confronted with some disturbing realizations, and Draco wants to help.

COMPLETE Summer after fifth year...Harry's living with his father, Severus, dealing with awful nightmares, his friends, Draco, and a growing threat. Harry's in for a very full summer.

AU A secret is revealed that could change the lives of Sirius and Harry. Warning some implications of child abuse. No Slash

COMPLETE...After Severus gets guardianship of Harry, things get strange. Harry's friend's are worried, the staff is confused, and Harry begins to have horrible visions. Snape becomes very defensive of his charge.

Harry just wants to be a normal teenager, but it seems he can't even die normally. So what's a 15 year old wizard to do when he suddenly finds himself as an incoporeal spirit no one else can see or hear except his least favorite Potions Master? COMPLETE!

When a new female turtle enters the lair, Venus must adjust to the fact that she now has some competition. Yet how will she and the boys deal with the other horrors of fanfiction? Completed! Chapter 5 reuploaded due to new rules.

COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED...Severus Snape discovers a hidden truth about Harry's home life. And decides to take matters into his own hands.

After GoF Harry is feeling depressed, seeing how the Dursley are treating him, Dumbledore decides to take him in. To which lengts will the headmaster go to insure their safety?