I am an all around lover of all things Harry Potter...OK fine...I'm obsessesd...but you know what they say...a restraining order is just another way of saying... i love you.

My ex best friend: You're going to pay $30 for a stupid book??

Me: Thats funny, I thought you just called my pride and joy stupid. Ya know what else is funny? My foot in your ass!

not important person: Harry Potter's gay.

ME!: Is that supposed to be an INSULT?!?!?!

1. harry potter syndrome

Syndrome where an individual believes to be the fictional character "Harry Potter" from the successful series by J.K.Rowling. Symptoms are: hallucinations of "dementors", "wizards", and other magical beings, believing that one can fly on a broomstick, waving around a stick seeing if it will make something move, disappear, or change at all, drawing a lightning bolt somewhere on the forehead, etc.

"I do not have Harry Potter Syndrome! Look at me fly on my firebolt!"

i CANNOT wait until Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows comes out...uber excited.