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Joined 10-23-10, id: 2587292, Profile Updated: 04-13-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.

I really don't know what to put in this little box so here it goes...

I live in Sebastian FL where I do and play all kinds of things. Water Polo is amazing, its the only contact sport for girls and it is viscous. Also I swear to the gods that if anyone asks if 'Water Polo is like volley ball but in a pool' I will have to murder something, but something small...like a plant or a bug. Swimming isn't as much fun as Water Polo but it does get ones ass in shape. Surfing is pretty decent over here though some days there isn't even a single decent set but every once in a long while when there is a hurricane off the coast things get pretty good. Hmmm not much girly stuff in there eh? Well that's whatever. I'm just a product of my environment, the environment being three older brothers.

When i'm not kicking ass in Polo (or getting my ass kicked) I'm usually listening to music. I love it, it's the best! Favorite bands (sort of in order): INCUBUS!, Gorillaz, , Radiohead, Kent, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, The Beetles, Audioslave, Blur, Supervillains, Slightly Stoopid and a ton that I am forgetting.

One last note I love the "Southern vampire mysteries" they are the shit. and if you haven't seen HBO's mini series GENERATION KILL I strongly advise it, the dialog is great, I love the picture it paints of the Marines (that they are crazy badasses) in Iraq cause it's from their perspective and also Alexander Skarsgard's hot ass is in it and i think he is...talented really, really talented.

The chapter that I've published is for a story that I hope is interesting and engaging (also with a twist), I wanted to re-write it with characters that are more dynamic, one's that have flaws that are more that skin deep and less obvious, it's just kinda weired that its twilight considering I didn't really care for it and think that it sorta secretly hates women. What can I say it bugged me that the whole damn book was filled with things like:

"Aren't you hungry?" he asked, distracted.

"No." I didn't feel like mentioning that my stomach was already full - full of butterflies.

Sweet Satan, please tell me that no one really thinks like that.

Also I hated that the whole "Edward sneaking into her room every night to watch her sleep" wasn't an issue with her at all. i mean how rape-y can you get?

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A Smarter Sookie by Sophie Myst reviews
What if Sookie had been more than a little smarter, intellectually and emotionally? Slightly AU. Rated M for language and the occasional lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 117,244 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sookie, Eric
CopOut by Sweet Sookie reviews
Eric is a cop that gets mistaken for a stripper at Sookie's birthday. What happens when Sookie finds out? A/H
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,273 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Eric, Sookie
I Am Not Your Autumn Moon by Miral reviews
ON HIATUS. A person would have to be crazy to love someone they feared, wouldn't they? Pre-Great Revelation, Brooklyn, NY. Late one night a telepathic bartender sees a man fly off the Verrazano Bridge. Dark. Some humor. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,247 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Eric, Sookie
Instincts by evenflo78 reviews
Set near the end of season 3 episode 10, during Eric and Sookie's conversation in his office. My version of what SHOULD have happened. Sookie decides to trust Eric. Was it a mistake? AU Continues on into season 4, with slight changes to the story line. NOW COMPLETE.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,577 - Reviews: 2646 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
As Good As Dead by Im2xshy reviews
AU - Eric discovers QSA is sending Bill Compton to procure a human from his area and gets to her first.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,924 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Fresh Blood by Spicy-Vanilla reviews
An angry and confused Sookie is taken hostage by a cunning Eric who has schemes of his own and a vendetta to fulfill. But things aren't always what they seem and Sookie is in for big surprises when she decides to trust Eric instead of Bill.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 158,435 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S.
The Dead Man of Shreveport by Miral reviews
What happens when a 1,000 year old Viking Vampire Sheriff and a 26 year old telepathic barmaid partner up to solve mysteries? What doesn't happen might be the better question. A supernatural romantic comedy. AU, SVM canon thru Club Dead.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,012 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Not Dead Yet by Rei455 reviews
The story of Sookie Stackhouse's daughter and her adventures in the supernatural world. May contain spoilers up to and including Dead in the Family.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,791 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010
The Viking and the Valkyrie by ElfChef reviews
The story picks up seconds after "Dead in the Family" It provides both Eric's and Sookie's POV. It provides my view on the heart and mind of everyone's favorite viking. They are faced with a deadly threat. You can expect action suspense & lemons..
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,472 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
What The Fae? by MKay Productions reviews
A collaborative event that takes SVM!Sookie & drops her in TB!verse, while TB!Sookie finds herself dropped in SVM!verse. How did this happen, and will they survive? AU with serious potential for citrus explosions of am Eric/Sookie variety.
Crossover - Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,913 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sookie, Sookie S.
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The Specter reviews
Sookie and Eric meet under different circumstances when she rescues him from drainers on her way home from a job. But she's not a barmaid, she's something much more exciting.T for now I guess.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,967 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sookie, Eric
Dusk reviews
Rather than being helpless and boring Bella's strong, independent and doesn't take s*** from any one. not really a feminist kinda deal but more like how any one not completely blinded by the attentions of a "dangerous" guy would have handled it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010