Sawasa prefers to write one-shot fics, because that's how long her concentration lasts. Her latest story, "Celia Jones and the demonic Mary Sue author" is not a one-shot and therefore will probably never be completed.

Sawasa requests that you do not shoot her for anything that she writes, as she is the Chosen One and can repel the bullets at will. Her nurse requests that you do not shoot Sawasa as then she will be out of a job and have to wait for some other raving fangirl to be admited to the asylum before she receives her next paycheck, and she's got three growing kids to feed, dammit, so you better bloody well not lose her her job.