Hey! This is Amber Wasabi (like the name?), the adverage girl who no one believes is 13 years old because I look about 16 even when I don't have on makeup. My name is Kay, and I'm your adverage Toronto girl-well, except for the writing of fanfics.

Things learned from total personal (and impersonal) expirience:

When told numerous times to get up or you'll be very late for something, listen to the advice (Personal)

When a teacher tells you that if you don't get up right now, or they'll pull you and your sleeping bag out of the tent by your ankles, no matter how wetthe grassis, it's best to believe them (Impersonal, it happened to a few people in my school on a camping field trip)

Never poke a dead: cat, pigeon, racoon, rat, person, porkupine, or rabbit. It's very odd, and if it's rotting your hand will smell for days (Personal, but you'd think I'd learn...)

Learn to read and write- it'll come in handy, I guarantee(Personal and impersonal)

Look before you leap- it will definitly help (Personal and impersonal)

Don't kill anyone- or the CSI team will HUNT YOU DOWN!(Impersonal-well, what did you think?)

When camping, always check your shoes before putting your foot in (Impersonal luckily)

"You can't stay young forever, but you can be immature for the rest of your life."

"Always remember you are unique... Just like everybody else."

"I try to take it one day at a time... The problem is sometimes several days attack me at once!"

"If you can keep your head while about you are loosing theirs, then it's quite possible you haven't grasped the situation."

"Never go to bed mad--stay up and fight."

"The quickest way for an adult to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable."

"Would you like to speak to the man in charge, or the woman who knows what's happening?"

"Saw it, wanted it, threw a tantrum, got it!"

"If there's no chocolate in Heaven, then I'm not going."

"Everything in moderation, including moderation."

"Don't get lost in the shuffle, shuffle along with the lost."

"Gone crazy, back soon."

Story Statuses

Dropping Some Eaves:Chap 4 is up!Almost all of chap 5 written out on paper, but only started on the computer... : (

Midnight Charades: Just started chap 2 today (July 13th)

Devil on My Shoulder: My new fic--will be from 1st year to 7th (LJ) But it's only a few lines long so far. Sorry.

In short, don't be waiting around for an update. It'll take a while for everything. You're better off to stick me on your alert list.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Biabe Tendou, PurpleLight, Amber Wasabi

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Biabe Tendou, PurpleLight (I'm clumsy, ok?), Amber Wasabi (YOU'RE clumsy? My nickname at camp was Tripz, my adverage number of times falling down in one day was 18! My friend recorded it. Thanx Bobbi.)

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Well, that just about wraps it up- See ya next time! As always,

Later Dayz,

-Amber Wasabi ; )