Sam: “How do you become something you're not?”
George: “What do you want to become?”
Sam: “What I'm not.”
George: “What are you now?”
Sam:“I'm nothing.” - Life As A House

'There is no remedy for love, but to love more' - Henry David Thoreau.

'A man may well bring a horse to water, but he cannot make him drink' - John Haywood

'I have you now !' - Darth Vader (star Wars)

Luke: It's a good thing you have these compartments.
Han Solo: Yeah, I use them for smuggling. I'd never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them.

But I do have one regret... this may be the best evil villan speach ever, and you can't understand a word I'm saying. - Gwen Grayson (Sky High)

The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough. - Bede Jarrett

:Dodgeball:

White: Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/ employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing... in which case I have some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But, no, really, I have them.

White: So that's the deal. I give you $100,000 - you sign over the deed to your gym. End-o-story.
Peter: You really think you can come in here and buy me out White? You are a lot dumber than I thought.
White: Oh I don't think that I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought was me. - Dodgeball

Patches: Necessary? is it necessary to drink my own urine? No. ButI do it anyway, because it's sterile andI like the taste

Peter La Fleur: Hey, White. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts? White Goodman: Yes, I did.

White Goodman: We should mate.
Kate Veatch: What?
White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
Kate retches, then forces it down
White Goodman: Are you okay?
Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... in a book.

White Goodman: Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders.

White is introducing his team...

White Goodman: Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to...Blade...Laser...Blazer...I believe you've met my fitness consigliere,Me'Shell.

Peter: We've met

White: Oh, andI almost forgot ourlast player...meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichski, in her home country of Romanovia, Dodgeball is the national sport, her nuclear power plant's team won the championship five years running...which makes her, the deadliest woman on earth...with a dodgeball

White Goodman: Globo Gym is a beacon of human physical perfection. A benchmark in the fitness community, your "gym" is a skid mark on the underpants of society.