Sheldon's turning thirty. To Penny's shock, that's the age of a mid-life crisis for a theoretical physicist. She'll help Sheldon face himself and his biggest nemesis - Kripke and his widdicule.

An unlikely soldier of the Imperial Guard finds himself fighting for his life in an unlikely location...

After the Weasley’s take an unscheduled visit to Romania, Harry goes to Hermione house to stay until they both can go to the Burrow. With twenty-three days until the day they leave for the Burrow arrives, what else does? Will be rated NC-17.