Well, thank you, I am the pinnacle of human evolution. I am strapping, extremely well built with a face chiseled by the very gods themselves. I enjoy tests of strength, including sprints, swimming, pole-vaulting, discus spinning and bench-pressing tons at a time. On a daily basis I run twenty-five miles and swim double that in under an hour. My brain is the epitome of mental perfection, as my intelligence quotient breaches the three-hundred mark. I have won the Nobel Peace Prize for uniting two fueding groups of rednecks, led by a militant obese man named Bubba. I won the Congressionall Medal of Honor and I speak over five foreign languages, inculding German, Russian, French, Latin and acient Greek. I keep my libido healthy by dating such celebrity personalities as Claudia Schiffer, Pamela Anderson, Carmen Elektra and many more! It is amazing what I have achieved in my twenty one years! ... oh yeah, I write too...