Hi Guys! I am VERY unhappy to tell you that my previous account, KetchupQueen, was shut down for reasons unknown. This is the new and improved account of Nessa, and from now on I'll be extra careful with what I do and don't post! (Waves goodbye to lemons and foul language wthout much warning) (Sigh) Anyway... Here's a bit about me!

I'm between the ages of 18 and 24. I'm a female, and I am currently going to a school, but I'm not getting anymore specific than that. I have three younger brothers, one who will be two in January, who I will be reffering to as "The Monkey", another who will be four in December, who I will reffer to as "The Pest", and the last who will be thirteen in November, who I will reffer to as "The Donut Hole". My birthday, in case anyone cares, is on May 30. So make sure you send me a couple million birthday reviews, and some belated birthday reviews all year long!

May 17, 2006

Yes, I understand it has been FOREVER since I have actually logged on. In truth, I forgot how to spell my password. In fact, I made a new accoutnt, and I will delete this account and put these stories on my new account, because yeah.

Fanfiction I often read~

Harry Potter

Lord of the Rings

Ridiculous stuff

(ex. Sesame Street, Tetris, Telletubbies...)

InuYasha

Tamora Peirce (Trebond stuff, I don't care for the circle of magic...)

Fanfiction I often Write~

Harry Potter

Ridiculous stuff'

Tamora Peirce (Again, only Trebond)

Harry Potter Ships I support~

Harry/ Luna

Remus/Hermione

Remus/Tonks

Neville/Luna

Giant Squid/Ron (Not seriously)

Filch/McGonagall (seriously)

Hagrid/Olympe

Dobby/Winky

Snape/Narcissa

Cho/Pansy

Draco/Ginny

~There's probably more, I've just forgotten them... That reminds me, I have an AWEFUL memory~

InuYasha Ships~

Kagome/InuYasha (how daring, eh?)

Sango/Miroku (how do you spell it?) (See why I don't write it?)

Shippo/Niraku

Rin/Sesshomeru (again, how do you spell it?)

~And that's all I can remember at the moment...~

I don't really have any ships for much else... Well, I do, but there are much too many to list...

Um, let me think for a moment...

Oh yeah! I am vurrently learning spanish, but I can already tell that I am going to suck at it! I'll try writing a ficlet in spanish sometime. Maybe in like three years. Oh yes! I completly forgot! (Big shock, eh?)

I must ask the following things from you...

1) Please, review as often as possible! I need the help!

2)No flames, please! Everybody needs to feel loved and/or needed, so that they don't kill themselves. Not that I have ever concidered it... (shifty eyes) (kidding, not that suicide is something to joke about!)

3)No annonymous reviews! Oh wait, there's a button for that... Mwahahahahaha! Ha! ha... (dry cough) Yeah...

Wow, so many rules, you'll never review for me. I hope to insanity that this is a fallacy. See! Big words! Aren't you proud? Shouldn't you review the first thing I write and tell me that you like my big words? Yes! In truth, I won't be able to submit anything until... (checks stupid little document manager note) September 14, 2005, 8:41 pm PST (US Pacific Standard Time/West Coast). Okay? Well... That's tomorrow. Damn. You'll be getting piles of one-shots then. I write them by the dozen. (In case you are extremely thick, I will tell you now that I said that to be dramatic and impressive. I love writing one-shots, andI write many of them. I happened to save a couple on my computer and you will be recieving them tomorrow! Or, if you're reading this and it's after September 14, 2005, then you should check what I have written. NOW! Go! Go on¡Hasta Luego¡Hasta La Vista! Anyway... Yeah... Stuff... Is it just me or am I writing in a different font now? Maybe it's time for me to eat now. I am not very large (both in mass and height) and people seem to think it's because I sometimes forget to eat. In fact, it's because I am unusually hyper. Don't worry! I talked to my doctor about it and he said my body overreacts to sugar, natuaral caffines, and the like. Wow. I have got to do something besides type now. The letters at the bottom of the keyboard are doing backflips until I look at them. Wow... That's weird... Holy Fudge Monkies I'm Hungry! Why did I capitalize that? Why did I capitalize That? Anyway... I am way too easily distracted! What was I going to do again?