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 Author has written 27 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist. This account is on undetermined hiatus! I do not answer PMs, reviews or anything of the kind on this account. Please contact me on my tumblr or new accounts (see below). Other fanfiction accounts: Venerate oneofyourfrenchgirls Tumblr: dingdong-mf Venerate Links: Hospital - A doujinshi (comic) based of the story Hospital (which is available in English, French, Spanish and German). Contact: I do not answer reviews or PMs on this account. I only go to this email address once in a while, so I do read them even if I don't respond! Please PM me on venerate or oneofyourfrenchgirls for a response within two-three weeks. For more urgent matters, ask me something on one of my tumblr accounts. | |||||||
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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 3,169 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not by LilPurplFlwr reviews
Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,833 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 8/5/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Bridal Deception by Clow Angel reviews
NejiNaruNeji. No one really likes arranged marriages and one Hyuuga Neji certainly doesn't. Well, what's a guy to do when your uncle wants you to marry your cousin? Find a fake partner of course. Poor Naruto finds himself 'going steady' with Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Amber Roses by Romanec reviews
A collection of drabbles and what ifs surrounding the Tachi Aizawa attack. Newest: Entry 29: Mental aftermath. Shuichi tries to write it down. Entry 30: Mental aftermath. Yuki reflects.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,179 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Possession by Fractured Dreams reviews
When you've lost everything you've ever held dear in your heart, it's hard to pick up the peices and start again. But Naruto gets a chance to rebuild his life and find peace with his past. And perhaps, to find love with another. Shounen ai, Sas x naru,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,507 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Red Sun by kaen307 reviews
Kyubbi save Naruto from death's door after his fight with Sasuke in the Valley of Death by sending him back in when Naruto just bacame a genin. Of course this time around, Naruto is no longer the innocent child he once was. Dark, smart, and strong Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,103 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U.
All the King's Men by S. Wright reviews
How far would you be willing go to have the person you love? What would you do to keep them by your side? Even though he never looked at you, he is still the center of your world. It is ambition, power, and their future as it is shaped by two men.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,971 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kisses & Suicide by Dusty Miller reviews
REMOVED A wise man said; "All you need is love." Pff, easier said than done, Old man. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Minato N. - Complete
The Headmaster's Office by DrainBamage reviews
When Slughorn's early retirement means a new faculty member, Harry is faced with a few more life choices than he thought he'd be encountering 10 years after the war. His once happy life has already been shifted, does he really want another change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,145 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
That DNA Thing by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Men are pigs. Sakura knows that, and yet she can't keep her eyes from her new neighbour. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,873 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Draco Malfoy versus the Knitting by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco does not approve of Harry's new hobby. HPDM. Foundations!verse. Fluffy as.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Snake Eyes: Epilogue by Charlie911 reviews
Three months after Snake Eyes ended and Naruto is still on the third task. Follow him through this miserable event. And there is an extra.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Timeless by mickey8701 reviews
Itachi and Naruto are dating. Itachi is the police chief and Sasuke is part of a notorious gang. What happens when Itachi catches Sasuke robbing a bank? What will happen to Naruto? ItaNaru, slight SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Going With It by Ahja Reyn reviews
Sasuke learns that in the face of confusion, it's sometimes best to just go with it. NaruSasu, twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Serendipity by 80x18 gone reviews
AU. SasuNaruSasu. For La Vita a Colori! Prompt: Naruto works at a coffee shop and pines after Sasuke the angst-y, quiet businessman.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Proposal by blugirlami21 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki would do whatever it took to make it to the top of his career, even if that meant marrying his bastard of a boss. Based on The Proposal. SasuNaru. AU. Shonen Ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Object of Gossip by ZaKai reviews
Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,899 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
The Deception by whereSilencebegins reviews
With a new threat looming on the horizon that endangers the world's hard earned peace, Naruto must learn how to become a courtesan. What he never expects is to run into Sasuke...full summary inside. SasukexNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,673 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
101 Words by BlueJey reviews
Oneshot-Series about Naruto, Sasuke and their relationship; heavy hints of NaruSasu though I was told they weren't just HINTS anymore... Rating for chapters 19 and 22, mainly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 22,484 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Guest by soundsofthecity reviews
Naruto goes to visit Sasuke and then forgets to leave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dobe and Teme Chronicles by Twisted Vixen reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have the strangest ways of showing each other that they care. Probably because both are dense when it comes to their feelings. My own personal challenge based on 50 random words. 1 word for each chapter. SasuNaruSasu yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,119 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
On the Page by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Implied SasuNaru. When you love someone, never hesitate in telling them. You might miss your chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Original Sin by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
AU/Yaoi/Lemon- Naruto is sick of wanting something he supposedly can't have and Minato finds himself unable to refuse. Now if only things would stay that simple. Mina/Naru, one-sided Sasu/Naru. Despite attempts at rewriting now DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,808 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Prove by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke and Sai want to prove who's a better screw to Naruto. At the same time. SasuNaruSai, PWP, lemon, hatesex and UST.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirrty by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke wants to get Naruto into a skirt, and when the blond does something to piss him off the perfect opportunity arises. Shameless PWP, lemon, yaoi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All He Ever Wanted by myfailsafe reviews
All he ever wanted always came back to him. SasuNaru, AU, Gift-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Afraid of the Dark by Jelp reviews
Sometimes the monsters are closer than you think. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,961 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Don't Ask, Don't Tell by bendita15 reviews
Things change for Naruto when Sasuke is deployed to Iraq. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Interview with an Uchiha by Fifi McFu reviews
An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Disclaimer by RaspberrySakura reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are having sex outside someone's door. Now who can that person be? *Chuckles like Kakashi-sensei* Yaoi, SasuNaru oneshot. Uh, plot?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Absolute by kodak-85 reviews
The world has been crippled by a plague that disintegrates both the human body and mind. With a rapidly diminishing human population, two opposing leaders rush to find the cure and the answer, to the virus and themselves. SasuNaru, zombie AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,794 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conscription by Kuroi-Urufu reviews
Naruto, together with his friends, is forced to join the compulsory army training for one year. How will they survive the encounter with the infamous sergeant Uchiha Sasuke? Let’s just say life in the army is not a bed of roses. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Scars, Letters to Sasuke by bones to dust reviews
Continuation of Terrified - LTS. 10 short drabbles to his former best friend. Hints of SasuNaru if you squint. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Terrified , Letters to Sasuke by bones to dust reviews
10 short drabbles to his former best friend. Hints of SasuNaru if you squint. May be continued. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pimpin' by darkalbino reviews
Because in case you didn't know, Sasuke and Naruto are MASTAH PIMPS. Crack for Skully, it's all crack, idk, it's one am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Portrait From the Attic by Nightbloom reviews
Naruto finds an old portrait in the attic. It seems to hold secrets he wants to solve while struggling to keep his relationship with Sasuke alive. But things begin to happen that make him question his sanity. Sasunaru ?naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,837 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Get a Life by TKCat reviews
Now also including "Always": After their meeting, Sasuke is just as lost as before the incident. Searching for clear answers, he seeks out Naruto only to find out that things haven’t been going as great for the blond as he’d originally thought. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,522 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The One Who Wins by rainbowfreak reviews
The one who wins is the one who hits the hardest, right? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Alternative Education by Ljiljana reviews
Field trips are for seeing and learning new things, right? Well, the only thing Sasuke has learned so far is that loud morons have loud wet dreams. AU, Naru/Sasu/Naru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,510 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Secret Santa by michelerene reviews
Naruto, you are standing in the middle of a Christmas miracle. It doesn’t matter who the miracle belongs to. All that matters is that you don’t miss it. SasuNaru Merry Christmas, Everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,346 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Desire by TimeAndChance reviews
He craves the feeling he gets from dominating them, and he doesn't know why. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Awkward, Awkward by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Five times in which Sasuke and Naruto are idiots about sex, and one time they aren't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pool House by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
Nose rings, forbidden kisses, half-boyfriends, vampiric siblings, the feel of wet grass pressing against your back as the one who does not love you back takes you ... NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,443 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How to Write a SasuNaru High School Fanfiction! by InDefenseOfOurDreams reviews
Some guidelines and overall truths of the SasuNaru high school worlds people have written. Meant to be funny. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Concerning Cakes and Kisses by fowl68 reviews
How was I supposed to know that you’re not supposed to put the plastic bowl with the cake mix inside the oven? It doesn’t say anything about that on the box! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alleyway Surprise by ZaKai reviews
Ed suggests that he and Roy include the next person they see in their activities for the night, and gets an unexpected surprise. RoyxEd..., RoyxEdx...? Crack, Humor, Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
You Can't Hide Everything by Church-Of-Yaoi reviews
Itachi is dealing with some rough feelings. It's hard when you are in love with your little brother... Pairings: Itachi X Sasuke mainly. More will show up, though. ItaSasu. Contains: Yaoi and shota. And incest... Lotsa lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Fortune Teller Nightmares by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Summary: Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly sixty days from today. AU, Gen, Het, and Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 15,637 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Just Take It Up the Ass by doodlelover reviews
A hot day brings a guy to want something cold, so when Naruto starts rummaging through the fridge and finds something he has never seen before, you'd think he would have the brain not to drink it... or not. SasuNaru, PWP, lemon, smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Very Sexy Night by KavoMickarle reviews
Oneshot. PWP. Naruto and Hinata. Rated M for sex - the whole thing is a lemon. Is there anything else I need to say?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Pondering It by Annie loves it reviews
Thoughts, remembering, hoping; the usual. A series of one-shots, some connected, mostly not, circling around Yuki and Shuichi and their thoughts about the other and each other.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Thebes by Idlesana reviews
The little sanity he has left keeps slipping through his fingers whenever Naruto is near. -MinaNaru-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
By Word of Mouth by webofdreams89 reviews
Friends discuss things best left in the bedroom. Sasu/Naru, and other mentioned pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No More Word's Needed by maryjane239 reviews
The wind howled against the outside of the small home, the air condontioner hummed in the silence, No words were heard...No more words were Needed. Angst, COMPLETE, F/F, Oneshot, Oral, SoloF, WAFF, WD, Yuri, Naruko, Sasuki, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Store Bought Hangover by Ladelle reviews
Naruto's got to get some cash and isn't afraid to break the law. Too bad he's got bad luck, a cop father, and a guy that just refuses to believe he's not gay. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Eat Me by apathetic-obsessive reviews
‘You’re so hot I could eat you up’ is used so sparingly, but how many people actually mean it? Experimenting with SM and light Vore. Be warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Weird by myfreudianslip reviews
Sasuke, Naruto realizes belatedly, came back weird er.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ten Slytherin PickUp Lines by Benq reviews
Ten Slytherin Pick-Up Lines to get into Harry Potter’s Pants. Suggested Male slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
One Bad Week by Languish-Dreams reviews
Complete. Poor Shuichi's having one bad day after another. What will this week lead to in the end? Rated for language, pocky, delusions, rabid fangirls, general stupidity, and the dreaded glue incident.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,267 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Interlude by Languish-Dreams reviews
A series of short, sometimes random stories about everyday life with Yuki and Shuichi. Short, long and everything in between.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Torque by CerealK reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yuki Eiri's List by sheepism reviews
Fifty Things I Would Never Do and Some I Never Should Have Done and Others I Would Never Do Again.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
He Can Be Taught by michelerene reviews
When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cascade by vernajast reviews
Lying together in bed, Naruto asks Sasuke a very serious question: "When I die, will you go to my funeral?" Sasuke POV. SasuNaru. T for language and implied adult situation. Implied character death. One-shot. Fixed formatting issue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Ever by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the typical sadistic, rich, have-it-all bastard - but one night, when he dives off a bridge to save Naruto Uzumaki from a suicide attempt, his world tilts off its axis. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,118 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Move for Me by Jelp reviews
Powerful desire. Powerful feelings. Move for me. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like Grass by Wildhawk reviews
Hatsumomo is like grass - she’s weed - and she knows that it will hurt in the end. Vague allusions to Hatsumomo/Sayuri.
Memoirs of a Geisha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Trust by Romanec reviews
Drabble. "Eiri, I do not believe that it is healthy for you to trust Shindou-san as you do."
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Eiri Y., Touma S. - Complete
My Seme is an Uke! by TanukiRaccoon reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Absence by CerealK reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has never spoken to Uchiha Sasuke, but he knows him better than anyone else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Shot Naruko by rosesareblue reviews
Now with omake. Naruko makes an indecent proposal to her once upon a time best friend, Sasuke. They say you can't go back, but how can you go forward when the one you love isn't in your future? SasuNaruko. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Apologizing: Uchiha Style by Civil Enough reviews
How can one emotionally retarded Uchiha win back the love of his life- if he’s not even good at anything aside from scalding insults and brutally murderous threats? By writing letters of course!... Wait a sec, why are they censoring every single word?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Gay, Not Gay by highonpixistixs reviews
Sai tells the Konaha gang his insightful thoughts on what is considered gay and what isn't. This story is rated M for a very good reason people. Read at your risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sai - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Six Years, Four Months by Sandylee007 reviews
When an accident strikes, will it lead to bitter goodbyes or something else? ONESHOT YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Save a Life by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Returning to Hogwarts for his 7th year, Draco is horrified to realise he is in love with Harry Potter. Harry is consumed with guilt following the defeat of Voldemort and feels abandoned by his friends. Can Draco save him from himself? DH but not epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 246,473 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Last Farewell by FastForward reviews
Wherein Sasuke comes to say goodbye to the person most important to him. Implied SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Supposed to Make Sense by shizuke reviews
It's because you're sexy," said Cloud. Four words that just made the situation a lot more awkward. SephxCloud. Rewrite of It Doesn't Make Sense.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Right Here Waiting by CerealK reviews
They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Place by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Everyone has a happy place. Naruto is a bit different.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of Control by Jelp reviews
Naruto knew he wasn't in control of the situation, but he was too enraptured in the moment to truly care. Sasuke/Naruto/Hinata threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take a Spin by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
She could think of no better way to celebrate Sakura's return after fourteen days away at a conference than to play spin the bottle for two. InoSaku oneshot. Yuri. Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Acknowledgement and Rejection by ZaKai reviews
When Ed admits his feelings, Roy returns them, just... not in the way Ed expected. :RoyEd, Oneshot, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Cookies by ZaKai reviews
Ed contemplates his relationship with Hughes as they make cookies. :HughesEd, Oneshot:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Maes H., Edward E. - Complete
Unconditional by mylilchickadee reviews
Because she watches, she sees. A NaruSasu from Sakura's point of view. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,884 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Perfect Fit by MikiMoto reviews
For Ino, finding the right guy is like finding the right pair of shoes. NarutoxIno, read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Big by runicclover reviews
Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions from a Desperate Emo Heart by Fourangers reviews
Yes, Uzumaki Naruto, the current toad sage, Kyuubi holder and worldly known as “the number one unpredictable ninja” also had a very famous nickname. It’s called “Dense. As. Rock.” How the hell had he managed to fall in love with this idiot? NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Lies by jin.toshikazu reviews
He can't tell the truth. She can't answer with silence. So they lie. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 373 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Butterflies in my Stomach by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
Collection of one-sided love stories, stories of hurt and rejection, stories about regret and pain, stories with that would make you wonder “what if…” SasuNaru, mainly Naruto-uke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mission Impossible by Klei reviews
A couple of paragraphs, if you can call them that, that were originally supposed to be a part of another story, but ended up not fitting, and just deleting them was NOT an option... So here it is. SasuNaru yaoi, don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Uchiha Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Kind of a sequel to my other two fics.Um, Sasuke pretty much still owns Naruto. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love me by lakritsnr1 reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto, but Naruto don't love him back. I can't write summaries, so just read it! Contains shounen-ai/yaoi, suicide, angst, KisaIta and NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Promised Love by Chi.Z.B reviews
Naruto is buried under a heap of books when he meets Sasuke. Poem fic. Oneshot. AU. Romance/Angst. Warnings: Slash, Character Death, Rating-M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke on Sasuke by Naraku's Phoenix reviews
A one-shot. For when your ego is the size of a small planet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Zip me up, Buttercup by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru, There's nothing Sasuke hate more then THEM.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Choices by Caranina reviews
While on a horrible date, Naruto meets a redhead that just might make the night worth it. GaaNaru. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Lunar, Solar by Shaitanah reviews
“…because Sasuke would be the moon, Naruto would be the sun, and during an eclipse...” One can expect only trouble from unbidden guests. Naruto obviously forgets it when he sees a certain Uchiha on his doorstep, asking for help. Sasuke/Naruto. Post394 AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,526 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sai Tells a Joke by highonpixistixs reviews
Sai tells a joke about nuts. Crude humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sai, Naruto U.
Commiseration Night by Kantayra reviews
Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Salvation by VanityWantsYou reviews
He was now a part of Hitler's dream. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,121 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Conversations with a Mad Gryffindor by radical-rebel reviews
Harry wants to converse with Draco. Draco thinks Harry's gone 'round the bend. HPDM. Set after Deathly Hallows, but not compliant with the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,534 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wanna Have Sex? by Asuka Kureru reviews
narusasu-sasunaru shonen ai, no actual sex, COMPLETE. Team Hawk socializes with their Konoha peers. Sasuke socializes with Naruto. Kinda. Maybe. Yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chaos Magic by Ladelle reviews
In a battle that he can't win alone, Sasuke summons a powerful demon that he may not be able to resist...in more ways than one. NaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And Then Naruto Screamed by michelerene reviews
It started off innocently enough with car troubles, but then all the scariest stories start out with innocence. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Can't Be Your Friend by chochowilliams reviews
Slight AU. One-shot. Hiro has always harbored feelings for his best friend and he finally has a chance to express them…or does he? M/M, hentai, romance, OOC-ness, language, Shuichi/Hiro, Shuichi/Eiri
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Shuichi S., Hiroshi N. - Complete
Anonymous Moment by doodlelover reviews
If one would look closely around themselves and take a moment to observe, you would notice things that you normally wouldn't, had you ignored it like any other time. An anonymous moment between two complete strangers. SasuNaruSasu. Can be seen as otherwis
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sick Obsession by AshleeTheDragon reviews
Love can have different meanings. A sane person might not see it like the same way a sick person does. ONE-SHOT, Sasunaru, Rape, noncon, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Dog Died by Imperial Mint reviews
My dog died...' . It was always this day, always this bar, always the heavy liquors and always a woman. Too bad that my brain decided against the tradition this year. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/21/2008 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Loveless by Deep Flower reviews
Naruto was shocked when Sasuke confessed to him. He was downright confused. But the day after the sudden confession, Sasuke acted completely…normal? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Easy? by bevino reviews
Could it really be... that easy? Rated for my foul language!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Something About Us by Out Of Sheol reviews
Yes, Sasuke knew there was no place in this messed up world for the two of them. But still, there was something about them that they just wouldn’t find with anyone else. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Please, Stay by Winds of Water reviews
Roy teams up with Edward to pull off the most dangerous mission to date... Roy's mother, in order to cover up a lie Roy told her. It's just acting though, right? Pretending to be engaged is just another mission. So why is it becoming so personal? Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,323 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Overprotective by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto is coming to dinner with Sasuke's family, and Itachi's a little protective of his foolish little brother. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neji, à la carte by Out Of Sheol reviews
Sasuke knows that Naruto is very fond of Neji. So when Naruto’s birthday rolls around, Sasuke gets very kinky idea. NaruSasuNeji threesome fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cycles by On Permanent Hiatus reviews
The beautiful thing about cycles is that you always get a second chance. And they aways come full circle. NaruIno. TWOSHOT. Rated for citrus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Drowning by NoNoWriter reviews
Being at the top of school hierarchy, it was Sasuke's 'duty' to make Naruto's life hell. Until the boy saved his life, leaving Sasuke to drown in feelings of regret. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,716 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Common Knowledge by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Everyone knows about SasuNaru. Mostly, anyway. But how do they know? Sasuke and Naruto are always careful...right? Yeah, sure. Should I make another chapter?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Quiet by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Naruto isn't stupid, just quiet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lacking by Jelp reviews
Naruto decided he could never let anyone else know what had been lost to him. It would cause him too much pain. Rated T for angst and humor at Naruto's expense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hurt and mend by lakritsnr1 reviews
Itachi treats Sasuke bad, but he loves him and Sasuke loves Itachi to, he just don't beleive Itachi when Itachi tells him that he loves him. ItaSasu fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pivot: Part II of The Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
NaruSasu. “Living with a brilliant Architect has never been easy, but the last months have been the worst by far. It’s time to remind a certain workaholic perfectionist what’s really important, even at the risk of Naruto's career." YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dead Weight by Ladelle reviews
Naruto's father promised to protect him from the world, but as with most good intentions, this promise falls short. Sasuke, however, never breaks a promise. And when he decides to protect Naruto himself, he'll have to defy the odds to keep his word. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,293 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
All For One And One For All by Jelp reviews
Sakura’s faced with a dilemma when Sasuke confesses he likes her after she asks Naruto out. Then again, Sasuke has a really good idea that might be a win-win situation all around. SasukeNarutoSakura Threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Becoming Gay by Ahja Reyn reviews
Simple questions can sometimes lead to unknown answers. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocence From Ashes by Ren421 reviews
Sequel to The Slave of Sound; SasuNaru. Yaoi, and more fluff than is healthy. Naruto has been brought back from oblivion through Kyuubi. And this time, a certain Nine Tailed Fox is going to make sure his beloved kit is safe and happy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,451 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Porcelain by 1954 reviews
SASUKExNARUTO. ONESHOT COLLECTION. Naruto decided he liked Sasuke best when his hair was soaked with sweat and plastered against his forehead as he moved above him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Slave of Sound by Ren421 reviews
Angst, mature themes, distressing situations, deepening yaoi. You have been warned. Sound has risen once more, under the auspices of the traitor Sasuke Uchiha but what of Naruto Uzumaki, stolen away by the one he called his friend so many years ago?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,065 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drops of Jupiter by 1954 reviews
AU. SASUKExNARUTO. ONESHOT. Naruto looked around at the golden water and the blood red sky aglow in shades of the sunset as though it was made of drops of Jupiter. For once, he found that he could not even argue with his rival, best friend, and brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Whetted by emma'xo reviews
Threesome. Itachi and Kisame capture Sasuke. :Incest, yaoi, rape: :ItaSasuKisa:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Immature, And Liking It by Croup reviews
Kiba and Naruto as they should be--brash, wild, and oversexed. Done for a 50 Sentence Challenge. KibaNaru. Warnings for porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
World Domination by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
ItaKisa. Itachi has awesome dreams.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Private Party by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke, neither the life nor the soul of any party, gets drunk. Naruto finds him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi, à la carte by Out Of Sheol reviews
Naruto decides that a night of sex between the Uchiha brothers could do them some good. ItacNaruSasu. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,352 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All I Wanted Was A Puppy by Akira of the Twilight reviews
AU SasuNaru One-shot Sequel to "All I Wanted Was A Candy Bar"/ All Naruto wanted was a puppy. How was he supposed to know the process of getting one would drive Sasuke insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/2/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Sh t Happens by Jelp reviews
Sometimes, sh-t just needs to happen for other sh-t to come out. Rated T for language and inappropriate humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Onion by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke hides them well, but Naruto knows there are unshed tears.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Piano by TheladyWolf reviews
Sasuke never thought that he would fall in love he also didn’t think that he would fall in love with a boy, let alone one who is dying. See what happens when a boy comes to live with them, with his music, and unseeing eyes, he changes Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,961 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Cliché, Anyone? by Ma Chat reviews
You've all seen it before. The typical SasuNaru fanfiction. This could possibly be the WORST fanfiction ever... You know you want to read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
vox by Denwa reviews
Nine things that Uchiha Sasuke knows but would not say for the world. [Sasuke, Naruto.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Final Hours by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke is given the death penalty and Naruto stays with him during his final hours. [SasuNaru sorta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Sasuke By Uzumaki Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Twenty things Naruto wants everyone to know about Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Narcissus by NoNoWriter reviews
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Similarity by Orodruin reviews
Things become interesting in Iruka's class when one girl notices an uncanny similarity between the man pictured in her book and the loud, annoying blond seated behind her. Preseries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Complexity of Complexion by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
At the risk of being dubbed a vain or shallow girl, Ino admits to liking eleven things about herself with all her might. [NaruIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Anonymous Strangers by brumalbreeze reviews
This world is full of strangers. A name with a face, a face with a name. Sometimes with no name or even a face. But when you gain a face and name together, what does that mean? Are you still strangers? Ask them. Maybe they will know. [SasuNaruSasu, AU]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This and That by hello heartbreak reviews
It's the simple things that keep them together. — SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
At Your Service by darkalbino reviews
I'll serve you if you'll serve me, but will you wear this maid's dress please? SasuNaru, oneshot, lime&lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pancakes and 'Partments by laurelangel reviews
Usually, when Sasuke woke to the feeling of foreign chakra present in his home, it was because ninja were attempting to assassinate him. Either that or one of his more intelligent stalkers finally figured out how to pick the new locks on his front door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Riding the Tube by Adistoria reviews
NaruSasu When traveling by public transport has it’s advantages. AU,PWP,Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
These Things by weialala reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crooked Love by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Sasuke needed Naruto. Naruto needed Sasuke. This wasn’t just love. It was an obsession, an addiction, a horrible, wonderful dependence on the other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What I've Learned by elloshort reviews
Naruto has learned many things from his marriage with the Uchiha. Such as, he's a clean freak, possesive, and has ALOT of stamina... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Child of the Earth by Glow in the Rain reviews
Traveling all 12 years of his life, Naruto has grown up close to nature and far from society. But when his sensei informs him that they're returning to his birth town, Konohagakure, he finds out that adjusting to the changes isn’t going to be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Naruto U.
Odama by Rae-chan33 reviews
Sasuke visits Naruto every day, in that padded room. Sometimes he'll get Naruto, and sometimes, he wont. But it doesnt matter, because in the end, it was the Council's decision. Naruto would never betray his beloved village. Oneshot. SasuNaru. Test fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Four! by darkalbino reviews
Why the hell would we wanna play golf anyway? Oh...that's why. Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Boys Don't Cry by Anime ADHD reviews
Naruto weeps for all the times he never got to, but his team prefers that goofy, annoying smile of his. Rated for slight language. OneShot. Team Seven Freindship Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
With one last growl by bevino reviews
In which Naruto make Sasuke need him... in a bad way. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Row in the Konoha Library by brumalbreeze reviews
It was always that one row where they would sit down, reading their books, ignoring each other, but acknowledging each other. Will it be that one row where the two of them will realize the meaning of their friendship? [Shonenai, SasuNaru, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Power of Axe by Stavi reviews
Sasuke tries a little trick he saw on t.v. and Naruto takes the bait. How will this mayhem end up? SasuNaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Me Knots by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Naruto is an odd person. Figures that he fell in love with the same guy twice because the dude tied his shoelaces properly and combed his hair. [SasuNaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The wonder that is maths class! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto has a problem involving Sasuke, and chooses to blame it on maths. And doodles. And Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling Is Like This by desolate butterfly reviews
A series of SasuNaru and NaruSasu fics, ficlets, and drabbles in no particular order. Just posted: Orestes Stranded
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Uchiha's Game by ame shiroi reviews
He makes the cutest noises when I ‘play’ with him. He smiles almost coyly at me and says in a childish voice “Aniki, come play with me.” Threeshot. Itasasu. Lemon, uchihacest. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot Ride by desolate butterfly reviews
[SasuNaru, AU oneshot] Naruto buys a motorcycle and Sasuke is unimpressed. Until Naruto changes his mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crouching Children, Hidden Love by Erisabesu reviews
Sasuke is having a rotten, rotten day. And like most things in life, it only gets worse before it gets better. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, exaggeration for comedic effect, one swear word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spontaneous Lust Spells by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Draco's potion leaves Harry lusting him in the most inconvenient of times. HPDM slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Girl Talk by desolate butterfly reviews
[yuri, InoTema] Ino's not drunk, she just wants to inform Temari about something very important.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Ino Y., Temari - Complete
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweat by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruIno, drabble] Ino examines the benefits of making Naruto sweat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Uchiha Couple by asashouryuu reviews
Uber fluff and angsty stories of Sasuke and Naruto as a married couple. SasuNaru. Mpreg starting from chapter 14.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 321,699 - Reviews: 3742 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What was the score again? by chibisanzo reviews
In which no one gets cancer, no one gets killed in a jealous fit of rage, no one angsts over a pencil [well maybe. You never know what Shu might do], but they are saddled with more trivial problems, which are however, no less important. Yuki x Shu, Hiro
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,822 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y.
Denial by Quack says the T-shape reviews
It seemed that Naruto was the only one in the village unaware of his sexuality. SasuNaru NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Natural Progression by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaIta, drabble] Itachi finds nothing particularly enthralling about masturbation until Kisame starts watching him do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
What the Doctor Ordered by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruNeji, bondage] Neji is injured on a mission and perscribed bedrest, but Naruto doesn't trust him to stay put so he takes matters into his own hands.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Reconstruction by Erisabesu reviews
Set four years after the timeskip during Konoha’s reconstruction, when Naruto finds that it’s not only the village in need of fortification. [SasuNaruSai triangle, InoSaku on the side] Yaoi, spoilers up to chapter 337.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Metaphorical blissbubble by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleepless by Erisabesu reviews
Gaara doesn't sleep, but it's not always Shukaku's fault. [NarutoGaara] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Out Of It by Ms Trick reviews
After trying to kill his brother, Sasuke is declared a sociopath and ends up as roommate to Naruto in a mental institution. NaruSasu. SEQUEL: 'Landing'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,445 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 391 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To The Winner by Nakitama-san reviews
It is a long time before Sasuke realizes what he is eating. Even longer before he figures out why he enjoys it. He smiles as he says, Delicious.warning: Cannibalism. Slight pairings including SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Character Bashing is Bad for Your Health by desolate butterfly reviews
[parody, making fun of fandom fic] Naruto has a fan. Unfortunately, that fan doesn't seem to think much of Naruto's friends.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
By His Side by mylilchickadee reviews
Days by his side, waiting for him to wake up. Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everybody Loves Naruto by desolate butterfly reviews
A series of drabbles in which I pair Naruto with everyone under the sun. NaruSaku, NaruShika, NaruKiba, NaruGaara, NaruIno, NaruLee, KakaNaru, and many more to follow. Rated from PG to M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Naruto U.
Shatterglass by desolate butterfly reviews
[NejiNaru, ficlet] Neji confronts Naruto about a rumour he doesn't like the sound of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Herr Mannelig by Yamazakura reviews
Sir Mannelig, Sir Mannelig, won't you marry me, For all that I'll gladly give you? You may answer only 'yes' or 'no', Will you do so or no? [SasuNaru, AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi voyeur by Quack says the T-shape reviews
While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why I don't like that damn brat by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Yuki's POV on why him and Shuichi are totally not in love. Definitely not... right? YuShu. Humor and Romance. Oneshot.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 158 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Best Man: Part I of the Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
Naruto agrees to be Best Man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Claimed by ivy-queen reviews
After Sasuke’s return to Konoha, he finds his friendship with Naruto threatened much to the amusement of their friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Artistic License by desolate butterfly reviews
[SaiNaru ficlet] In which Sai attempts to paint some sunflowers and fails. Watch out for implied NaruSasuSaku as well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Prism by sharingank reviews
Everything is dark, dark, dark. Sasuke centric Team 7 oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Take off your goddamn clothes! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
On a mad whim, Sasuke and Naruto decide to swap clothes. How does this affect their personalities? Not much. But how does it affect their relationship? A hell of a lot. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lessons by desolate butterfly reviews
[AnkoIno, yuri] In which Anko teaches Ino what it means to be a real kunoichi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Anko M., Ino Y.
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Insomniac by Letta reviews
In the wake of tragedy, Naruto struggles with the difference between hallucinations and reality. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
The Great Debate by cutiechibi reviews
Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
A Better Fox Trap by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Seveness] When Tsunade gives Sakura and Sasuke a mission to change Naruto's bad eating habits, it'll take every ounce of intelligence, creativity, and cunning they have to do it. [NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 299 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
20 Truths About Uzumaki Naruto And Haruno Sakura by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Illusions of Nightmares by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*ItaNaru, hints of SasuNaru, One-Shot* After three years, Sasuke returns to Konoha, only to find that the worst nightmares are what you once called normality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Unnamed Feeling by FairySolo reviews
Sayuri considers The Chairman. Drabble. One Shot
Memoirs of a Geisha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Complete
Instinct by Nakitama-san reviews
“Ideas pull the trigger, little brother,” Itachi would whisper at his ear. But instinct loads the gun. ItaSasu, incest, noncon, nongraphic yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Last Four Days of Uzumaki Naruto by Charlie911 reviews
[COMPLETE] There was a boy who knew everything about everybody for four days. He smile, but not like other kids. He understood, but not like other kids. He died, but not like other kids. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 834 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Chess, Chips and Flowergirls by Chevira Lowe reviews
Team Ten doesn’t come home one night. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Cat and Mouse by Ahja Reyn reviews
It had always been a game of cat and mouse between Potter and Malfoy. So it was no surprise when things took on a more sexual spin in the end. (HPDM, oneshot, slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Butterflies by Nakitama-san reviews
Sure, Dobe. I'll catch the butterfly for you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2004
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
Share the Pain by Yosuke reviews
How far can homophobia be taken...?
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,349 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inconceivable by Sunfreak reviews
Sasuke's not-so-guilty secret. NaruSasu 100-word drabble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2004
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 156 - Published: 6/20/2003
Cracked Ceiling by Lilas reviews
Naruto is in bed recovering and Sasuke pays him a visit (SasuNaru UST)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/13/2003
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/4/2003
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State of Shock reviews
Naruto couldn't speak. Sasuke could, yet he choose to stay silent. : YAOI, SasuNaru, eating disorder :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,957 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Summer Love reviews
The crown prince is to marry before he turns twenty years old. : YAOI, SasuNaru, Prince!Naruto :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,923 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Love reviews
CHAPTER 3: Hybristophilia. : A series of one-shots with different paraphilias. YAOI, SasuNaru :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
You are one of God's mistakes reviews
It is a bond of friendship that brings them closer, closer, until they are so close that they can just reach out and touch. : YAOI, OroNaru, ItaNaru, abuse etc. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,044 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Evolution reviews
Naruto is in search for his own evolution, Sasuke is in search for Naruto, and Gaara wants to get out of prison. : YAOI, SasuNaru, past GaaNaru, hints of Naru!others, Anarchist!Naruto :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,887 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Krankenhaus reviews
Hast du dir schon mal Gedanken darüber gemacht, was nach dem Leben passiert, Sasuke? : YAOI, SasuNaru. Now also as comic! TRANSLATIONS: French, English, Spanish and German! :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - German - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Did It Again reviews
Jiraiya always said, "If you don't show or tell him what you want, how is he supposed to know?" : HET, Fem!Naru, SasuNaru, SasuFem!Naru :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Entertainment reviews
A series of drabbles and one-shots with the Naruto characters, mostly around Sasuke and/or Naruto. : YAOI, YURI, HET :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bleaching reviews
Naruto goes to bleach a body part due to a particular scene in his upcoming movie. : YAOI, SasuNaru, ItaNaru, Threesome :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,864 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Apologies reviews
SasuNaru. To Shenmi Meiren. Drabble-ish. "Naruto-kun is to leave this room immediately. He will not come back ever again."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scarred reviews
The scream that erupted from the bathroom echoed in the entire hospital. : YAOI, SasuNaru :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleeping With Strangers reviews
Naruto never intended to become what he was. : YAOI, male characters with Naruto :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasori
Years reviews
They are young and foolish. : Shounen-ai, SasuNaruSasu, fluff :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Moving On reviews
It was with a smile that Naruto looked up, wondering if this was real. : Sequel to "Roommates". YAOI, SasuNaru, KibaHina :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,433 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Touched reviews
You can get used to everything. You can get used to having cancer. Naruto knows this. : YAOI, SasuNaru : PREQUEL "Null and Void"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Null and Void reviews
When Naruto was told that he had cancer, he didn't feel anything. : YAOI, SasuNaru. : SEQUEL "Touched"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forget it reviews
Naruto finds himself sitting in a park. His mind is blank - he can't remember anything. Not even his own name. : YAOI, ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Again, Again and Again reviews
Again, again and again, Sasuke wants to have Naruto on his own. : YAOI, SasuNaruSasu, hints of NaruHina :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates reviews
Five guys living together? How hard can it be? : YAOI, SasuNaru. : SEQUEL "Moving On"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,743 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I'd rather be alone reviews
Itachi didn't want to think of himself as a replacement. Perhaps it was already too late for that. : YAOI, DeiIta :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Talk Dirty reviews
They were in a forest, but what more can you ask for? : YAOI, KakaHida : Dedicated to Sasodei-iz-awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hôpital reviews
Il est beau. : YAOI, SasuNaru. Now also as comic! TRANSLATIONS: French, English, Spanish and German! :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
God told us to be faithful reviews
After all these years, Sasuke was stronger. : YAOI, SasuIta, Uchihacest :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Gift of Fear reviews
The threat of violence surrounds us everyday. : YAOI, EnvyxED :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Hospital reviews
AIDS-sick Naruto asks Sasuke a question. : YAOI, SasuNaru. Now also as comic! TRANSLATIONS: French, English, Spanish and German! :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Hurts Me reviews
Once he starts, he can't stop. : YAOI, SasuNaru, abuse :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete