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Joined 06-11-08, id: 1601890, Profile Updated: 03-14-09
Author has written 2 stories for Sanctuary.

Hmmmmm... Oh hi! Yeah, I'm Resa_J. Some things people call me include (but are not limited to): Resa Jean, Resa J, RJ, Resa, Jean, and Claire (I'm. . . not too sure about this one. . .).

I have blue glasses, brown hair (with two strands of blonde- just for the heck of it), green eyes, and a weird family. I play the saxophone (alto/tenor) and bassoon (double reeds ROCK) in band. I'm in high school and TRHS has the coolest marching band uniforms of the school district. :)

So, if you're reading this, you must be kinda bored. But that's okay. I'm usually pretty bored, too. It's kind of boring.

Well, since high school is . . . some very nasty words, and I do actually have some free time after homework (sometimes), I write. Hence the account. Currently, all of the spare time I devote to writing is filled with fanfiction. My friends think I'm weird. I tell them I'm cool. They do not believe me.
The FF I write is SciFi related (it ed, Sanctuary or anything Stargate) because, in my opinion, it's funner to write. Much more in the realm of possibilities.

Some favorite quotes:

Ignore the voices in your head. Mine told me to tell you that. -My friend Darcy
Evelyn WaughPunctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows. - David T. Wolf
Floyd DellIdleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. - Paul Gauguin
Dame Edna EverageNever be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
Do I contradict myself?/ Very well then I contradict myself,/ (I am large, I contain multitudes.) - Walt Whitman
George Carlin"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."Emo Philips
HL MenckenThe capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.

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That Place Between Sleep & Awake by Vivi Dahlin reviews
Follow-up to the Charmings' rescue of Regina in "Second Star to the Right." One shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2013 - David N./Prince Charming, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Five Things by Rachel500 reviews
Series of Five Things fics, concerning the Stargate characters from SG1 and SGA. Updated with 4 new 5 things for Teal'c, Daniel, Jack and Sam.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,811 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Beneath A Beating Sun by magistrate reviews
On an incredible world, SG1 finds a weapon capable of defeating the Goa'uld. But the price of attaining it may be too high... they may have to sacrifice one of their own.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 133,851 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Things That Go Bump by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Just after 'Show and Tell'; something that nobody can see is stalking the SGC.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Magneto by hopeful.inspiration reviews
He silently scoffed at wormholes, appeared dubious about the astral projection, but positively perked up at the issuing telepathic commands. Now that, was interesting.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Hope by JenniferJF reviews
Spoilers through Haunted. Gen with canon hints of Helen/Druitt. 'For Ashley, there could be no moving on. Not while Mom still needed her.'
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Ashley M., Helen M.
Regrets by JenniferJF reviews
H/D. Fill-in scene for Haunted. "It wasn't the big regrets which haunted her dreams..."
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/17/2010 - John D., Helen M. - Complete
To Sleep by JenniferJF reviews
The first few minutes after waking were always the hardest. Mild indirect spoilers for Haunted.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Helen M., John D. - Complete
Edge by AstraPerAspera reviews
He had no business being up there, really. He’d just thought…but he’d been wrong. He had nothing to offer. Magnus' fate, whatever she chose, was in her own hands. Spoilers for End of Night 1&2, Eulogy
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Will Z., Helen M. - Complete
Executive Order by Soleya reviews
When President Hayes goes to examine the workings of the SGC personally, he learns a valuable lesson.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/3/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
Soar by JenniferJF reviews
Post Eulogy. A true 100 word drabble.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Helen M., Ashley M. - Complete
Unspeakable by Soleya reviews
It's not what you say, it's how you say it. SG-1 should know.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2009 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
The Unsung Hero by Rachel500 reviews
SG1 remember General Hammond.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Gen. Hammond - Complete
Stargate Interrupt Us by JaxLass reviews
Some days, General Hammond can’t seem to get cooperation in the gate room from his own people.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Gen. Hammond
The Three O'clock Appointment by a. loquita reviews
“This is the most important appointment of the day, Walter. You know that.” Sam/Jack fluff, humor.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Do Not Go Gentle by jadedfirefly reviews
On a mission to retrieve a downed satellite for Thor, Sam is captured by local savages. As she fights to escape her captors before she succumbs to her injuries, her team works to find her and discover why she was taken in the first place. Complete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,847 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Purgatory by LannaKitty reviews
S2 AU/Speculation. The aftermath of recovering Ashley from the Cabal. Gen. Angst. Helen/John if you squint
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Ashley M., John D. - Complete
Hate by denise1 reviews
There's not much in the universe that Sam hates. Written off an old ficathon prompt, Sam and Hate
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/12/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
5T SG1 hid in Sam's luggage before she left for At by rebeccavoy reviews
written for lj: sg1 five things
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
R is for Rebels and Regrets by NightSpear reviews
As rebellious phases went, especially when his kids both hated him for what had happened to their mother, Jacob supposed it could have been worse." Written for 8/2009 Jacob Carter Alphabet Soup.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Jacob C. - Complete
Discipline by Word spinner reviews
Ra confronts Sekhmet...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Cultural Joke by IsmAsm reviews
And now people think that we're allergic to garlic and that we can turn into bats at will. It's beyond insulting." Nikola Tesla. But does he know the half of it?
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Nikola T. - Complete
Why We Do What We Do by TerryJ reviews
Dr. Weir tells Jack he is owed a "Great debt of gratitude" little does she know that members of the SGC already handled that in their own way.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Cast Your Fate to the Wind by a. loquita reviews
Horses! Bandits! Saloons! It’s SG-1 in the 1890’s where O’Neill is a sheriff in a small Colorado town, and things get interesting when Jacob Carter and his daughter move there from Washington DC. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,406 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Fred by Beloved-Stranger reviews
Jack swore again. 'I like dogs,' he told his rapidly eroding resolve. 'And I don't have time for this. I'm going to be late' Then the kitten blinked, mewed at him, and he was lost.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Phobia by astrid may reviews
Daniel is a dead man.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
Life Sucks, Love Sucks by Bekki reviews
Sometimes it doesn’t matter that you have the best job in the world, that you have friends who would die for you on any given day of the week, or that you just had a whole pizza. Sometimes, no matter how much greatness you can accumulate, life just sucks.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Naming Game by Dream Weaver 85 reviews
“I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: if you name my daughter ‘Carter’, I’m putting her up for adoption and divorcing you,” Sam said. Shameless SJ fluff set in the future. Prequel of sorts to "Kids These Days."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Meditations by AstraPerAspera reviews
She wished she had been able to tell her the whole story...." Helen's sleepless night in Rome, immediately after The Five.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Voyage Through the Ash by Noontide reviews
They had been so sure of their victory over their enemies; feeling safe in the knowledge that they were free from the dangers of impending annihilation. They had forgotten that old saying about evil. It never dies, simply sleeps. Apocafic. Sam/Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Stargate: Revelations by TamsIam reviews
This is a feature length Stargate story in script format that details SG-1's search for a way to destroy an unknown enemy on its way to Earth. Canon pairings. I consider Sam and Jack canon.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,156 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Failure by JenniferJF reviews
He had failed her." Will point of view ficlet set at end of Revelations. Spoilers for Season One. Sanctuary Fanfiction Awards Nominee 2008
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Memory Awake by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Our memories, when relived, are the things that leave the deepest scars.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Year Twelve by Kate1013 reviews
“You celebrated by watching DVDs?” Cam asked in disbelief. “Four years of the Stargate program, and you sit down and watch a movie?" SG1/SGA crossover, the whole gang's here with some S/J thrown in for good measure.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Time's Shadow by Psamathe reviews
Set in Season 10 prior to the Pegusus Project. During their search for the Sagraal, SG-1 unleash a new horror. A team based fic with some S/J, D/V UST.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 99,122 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
The Ninth Chevron by jadedfirefly reviews
Now complete... SG-1 must race to beat Ba'al to a power source capable of dialing a Stargate using a ninth symbol. Set between seasons 8 and 9.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 127,313 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Promises to Keep by dreamer one reviews
Teyla and her unborn child are at Michael's mercy. While Carter, Sheppard and the others try to find her, Wraith and humans work to solidify an uneasy alliance. This story is a crossover with SG1. It is a sequel to Leaving Atlantis, but can stand alone.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
Janus, Two Face by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Ianuarius prequel. Megan contemplates her and Don's outfits and their effects on the rest of the team before their undercover assignment.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Megan R., Don E. - Complete
Y is for Yucca by Jelsemium reviews
This was written for the 2006 Summer Alphabet Challenge. Colby and Megan on a stakeout, non-rational criminals, and very sharp plantlife.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Colby G., Megan R. - Complete
Red Lace and Kilts by denise1 reviews
So....what DO Jaffa wear under those kilts?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Washington Worries by sam938 reviews
Washington receptions just aren’t Jack’s cup of tea. Especially when the President, the press, the Russians and various and sundry riff raff are involved. And, of course, who knows who else might crash the party. S/J. RST. Season9. Now an A/U.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Upsides of Knowing German by Psalm 136 reviews
Daniel happens to catch a conversation between four German girls – and they’re talking about how delicious he is. Oneshot, please review.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - D. Jackson - Complete
The Universe's Greatest Threat by MusicalLuna1 reviews
The greatest threat to man--and alien--kind is out there, lurking at the farthest reaches of the Universe, just biding its time. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Impact by northernexposure reviews
Not sure if this should be SGA or SG-1. Set in Atlantis, but Sam/Jack. Season four. Disaster strikes Atlantis and Carter must rise to the command challenge - just as her old boss arrives for a visit.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,123 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
In a Yellow Wood by Zubeneschamali reviews
Missing scene from late Season Four. Megan tells Don about her future plans. Spoilers for "When Worlds Collide."
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Leaving Atlantis by dreamer one reviews
At first, he thought she was dead. Then he worried what had been done to her was worse than death. Perhaps it was simply the beginning of a greater adventure. Sam and the Pegasus Galaxy might never be the same again. SJ story; SGA crossover
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 75,003 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A Moment Alone by Kiki Cabou reviews
Don gets interrupted during a private moment. This literary multi-vitamin contains 100 percent daily value each of nudity, profanity, and stupidity.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Don E. - Complete
The Case of the Missing Bodice Ripper by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
One shot, written with tongue firmly in cheek!
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Security Footage by Cold Ember reviews
Colby comes out of hiding after Edgerton's unexpected visit to the FBI. Oneshot drabble. Part 3 of my series "Colby's Dating Guide".
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Colby G., Megan R. - Complete
Out in the Cold by Izhilzha reviews
And now he had lost track of Megan, in this house of carven wood and wine-dark wallpaper. Small spoilers for the episode Tabu; Larry/Megan.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Larry F., Megan R. - Complete
The Date by Cold Ember reviews
Why doesn't Colby want to talk about his date? Megan investigates and discovers his reasons. Oneshot drabble. Part 1 of "Colby's Dating Guide".
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Colby G., Megan R. - Complete
Venéra in Silence and Color by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Panic. Desperation. Cars. Cars whizzing past as she swerved and fought the wheel. Fought for control. Honks. Angry yells. Baby on board. Lights. The screech of tires. Megan/Larry. Don.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Megan R., Larry F. - Complete
S is for Siblings by Jelsemium reviews
The haunting question of the day. What's the best kind of sibling to have?
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
The Madness of Megan Reeves by Emmeline Black reviews
The team discovers a dark secret from Megan's past when it comes back to haunt her.
Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Megan R. - Complete
Canta y No Llores by Kiki Cabou reviews
Two months after the Janus List disaster, the unthinkable happens. The team soldiers on, straight into a case that pushes everyone to their limit. Started off canon, ended up AU, and tied for the win - Gen/Case-Related - at the 2008 Numb3rs Awards.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,070 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Karma, Bad Karma by Valerie Vancollie reviews
It was karma, it just had to be. Not even three weeks ago he'd been in LA with Eppes, jerking some criminal's chain by pretending to be unable to steady his hands and now look at him. Written for the Ian Edgerton round at Numb3rs Write Off.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Ian E. - Complete
V is for Valet Parking by Jelsemium reviews
Megan goes to CalSci, hoping for a little private time with Larry. If she got it, there'd be no story. This is 2nd in the Handymen trilogy, between H is for Handymen and J is for Jaguar. For the 2006 Summer Alphabet Challenge at Numb3rs dot org.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Megan R., Larry F. - Complete
Good morning by Rinne reviews
It's an ordinary morning in the FBI office...or is it? COMPLETE
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Don E., Megan R. - Complete
Intervention by ALEO reviews
Query: “Anyone got a visual?” Response: “Target is armed.” COMPLETE
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Don E. - Complete
Of Right And Wrong by Magister Equitum reviews
Where had she gone wrong? How had she come to be here, sitting at her desk, nursing a glass bowl of rainbow flavored candies with a pounding head and a guilty heart? Megan's thoughts during Thirteen. Spoilers for Thirteen.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Megan R. - Complete
The Crackpots and These Woman by Caladria101 reviews
Sam and Teyla, conversation under fire.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Teyla E. - Complete
M is for Megan by Jelsemium reviews
Megan is having a bad day, but not as bad as some of the people around her. Yes, another entry in the 2006 Alphabet Fiction Challenge
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Megan R., Colby G. - Complete
Underwear What Not To Wear by PoeticallyIncorrect1 reviews
Sometimes the unmentionables become public. Wriiten for the 15 minute challenge on FanRush. Drabble word Decontamination
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Twas a Dark and Stormy Night by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
The title says it all. Set in season three, before Janus List. Waaaay before Janus List. Got a little bit of humor, and a few Fleinhardtisms in it. Complete story.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,312 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Sanctity by Dragon's Daughter 1980 reviews
He didn't bother to wipe away the warm tears rapidly cooling on his face as he knelt down on one knee in front of the headstone.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Colby G. - Complete
Secrets in the Sun by Dragon's Daughter 1980 reviews
Sometimes, women have their secrets, and they don't plan on telling anyone soon.... especially when those secrets are deadly.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Megan R.
Limericks by Cleo the Muse reviews
No plot whatsoever. Busted up and confined to the infirmary, SG1 finds a way to pass the time. Again.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 11/17/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
W is for Welcome Home by Dragon's Daughter 1980 reviews
Two stacks of release papers. Two patients. Five happy family members. One homecoming. [Sequal to P is for Prayer]
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Don E., Megan R. - Complete
ZATMAN by Beckettsbabe09 reviews
What happens when the team gets together for New Year's Eve? With lots of alcohol? Read and find out! Now with a sequal!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Family by Dragon's Daughter 1980 reviews
Charlie's stress test. She wonders what her results would look like, what they would say about her.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Megan R. - Complete
P is for Prayer by Dragon's Daughter 1980 reviews
One case. One day. One raid. Nine people. One prayer.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
When Math Doesn't Solve Every Problem by Acerbus Animus reviews
When Charlie finds the only living witness to an investigation currently haunting the minds of his older brother and friends, his only choise is to bring the person in. There's a couple of major problems...Megan Reeves isn't enough.[NumbersXCriminalMinds]
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2006
Constellation by FraidyCat reviews
Oneshot. A different kind of torture for the Brothers Eppes.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
Three Men And A Little Theoretical Astrophysicist by ReganX reviews
“How can somebody so small and so sweet possibly cause so much trouble?” Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,866 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - S. Carter - Complete
Bond by Jessa4865 reviews
Something unleashes the dark, scary, disturbing side of Jack. Not a happy tale. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Blue JellO Metaphor by Slayne22 reviews
Sometimes she feels like she came from another planet. Sometimes she forgets that there are three men who love her despite her faults. Samlove.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2005 - S. Carter
Normal by N'kala reviews
Don wishes Charlie were normal. Charlie's willing to grant that wish, but at what cost? (Set when the guys were in high school).
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Math 110A by deichtine reviews
A short oneshot: Don visits Charlie's class at the university and discovers why the students love Dr. Eppes. Nominated for 2006 Numb3rs Awards! See link in profile.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Woman's Work by Admiral reviews
Stranded and alone, Samantha Carter must solve the mysteries of an alien civilization and defend herself against a relentless foe. Rating for graphic violence. R&R...if you dare!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,042 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2001 - Complete
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Homework Dilemma reviews
Prompt: An improbable comedic scene that would NEVER take place in Sanctuary! EDIT: Now redone! Snark, spit, and ice cream. With a touch of fluff.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Helen M., Ashley M. - Complete
Oh The Woes Of A Band Geek reviews
It was the icing on the cake. Or, as band geeks would say, the music in the measure. God, she hated band geek jokes." An 'improbable scene' with Ashley in junior high or high school band, so it's AU. And yes, this is an actual instrument. Enjoy!
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
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