Last updated: 9/10/05

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Quotes:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you are going to critcize some one, first walk a mile in their shoes; that way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away, and youhave their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier for Christmas, so I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. Then I filled the humidifier with wax, and now my room's all shiny!

You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice.

If everything were perfectly safe, it wouldn't be any fun.

When I woke up this morning, everything in my room had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.

I love cats...they taste just like chicken...

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Diplomacy is saying ‘Nice Doggie’ until you find a rock

If God had intended man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity