HI GUYS, INVADERCHARLOTTE HERE! :D

I'm pretty new to FF, so please don't get mad at me if I don't know the lingo and such! Some of you probably know me as silvermewtwo, which is the screen name I usually use (but I got a little bored of it). You can find me under that name on NewGrounds, DeviantART, YouTube,Quizilla and a TON of other sites. And before I made this account, I signed anonymous reviews under the names I'maGoMakeAFiend, and Bria (That's my actual name, not Charlotte! Don't tell anybody, k?) Soooooo a ton of my interests (AKA things I totally fangirl over) are Pokemon(the old ones, NOT new ones), Salad Fingers, Blockhead, Invader ZIM, JTHM, CatDog,Billy and Mandy Ahh Real Monsters, Making Fiends, Big Bunny, Muffinfilms.com, Squid and Frog, Kappa Mikey, Super Mario, Legend of Zelda, and a TON of other things that I'm too lazy to type. I'll also tell you that I HATE Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus,H annah Montana, Fanboy and ChumChum, Twilight, normal people, MySpace, FaceBook,homophobes, and FLAMERS!!!!!! So BACK OFF! I have a tazer. *Stares pointedly at Bieber fans in corner* HISS!!! And... Yeah. Other things about me include the fact that my hair is rainbow, and that I am hopelessly insane. So be prepared for a lot of references to the above mentioned interests, and pie. Ah, yes, pie. The eighth wonder of the world!!!Well, anyway, here's a bunch of copy-and-paste crap that's from my DA account! ENJOY LOVELIES! :D

If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Saya Moonshadow, WrathoftheElite, ThenightmarebeginsWithMe, Chaos of the Asylum, inuyashacat13, silvermewtwo, InvaderCharlotte

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you know it's only a matter of time before were invaded by Irkens, paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, WrathofhteElite, ThenighmarebeginsWithMe, Chaos of the Asylum, inuyashacat13, silvermewtwo, InvaderCharlotte

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Rabbit should kill the kids who won't give him Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have four fingers and an opposable thumb on one or more hands, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to die by suffocating, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, natcat5, silvermewtwo, InvaderCharlotte

Milk tastes good. Why would mushrooms have legs? If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(it's all your fault evil addicting manga characters that remind me of my friends)

If you think that Major Armstrong is the only man who is allowed to sparkle, and that Edward Elric would kick Edward Cullen's 500 year old booty from here to Washington, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

93 percent of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. If you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!', copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, Invader NAV, inuyashacat13, silvermewtwo

If you like the little writings always found on bathroom walls, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like writing, "Haha, you're fucked :)" on an empty roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE cats, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you and your friends take of your shoes and yell at random passerbys "shoes are for noobes" Crazy is when you watch shows and movies and immediately start sniffing out the possible yaoi pairings (curse you FF.net! You've tainted my mind so!) Crazy is when you have dreams about the characters from Naruto and Dragon Ball Z attacking the world of Thomas the Tank Engine, and the trains form a crazy assassin squad and KICK ASS. (yeah...don't ask...) Crazy is when you wave to every single person who passes by...when you're working :) Crazy is when you freak out whenever you see a stranger holding a pack of cigarettes, and promptly run over, grab them, and throw them into the nearest trash can, proclaiming that "smokers are jokers". If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...)

Some Quotes I like :D

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes

I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

I might not be sure what I want, but I'm pretty sure what I don't want

Winners make things happen; losers let things happen

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an asshole

Did you ever wonder why the heart is on the left side of the body? Because it's not always right!

If an egg is broken by an outside force a "Life Ends". If an egg breaks from within "Life Begins"

People who avoid commitment are the ones who know how big-a-deal it is

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals

Suicide Hotline!...Please hold...

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

Procrastinate now, don't put it off

Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize :)

Everyone has a photographic memory, mine just don't have film :D

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it

The problem with the Gene pool is there arn't any lifeguards

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research

Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents

Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming

If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough

Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs

Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay :)

Constipated People Don't Give A crap

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

Illiterate? Write For Help

Honk If Anything Falls Off

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

Boldly Going Nowhere

normal people worry me

you say physco like it's a bad thing

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all

those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE

Anger is one letter short of danger

One death is one too many

Life's not all bad. Look into somebody's eyes, you'll see that they're a person just like you, they also have good and bad feelings, hopes and dreams

If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over

I'm going to live life or die trying

If you die, I'll kill you!

Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself

Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be

Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information

I did my homework! I just... forgot to write it down...

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown

I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose

A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight

Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass

Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died

Every morning is the dawn of a new error

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Maybe this world is another planet's hell

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world

Behind every great man... is a woman rolling her eyes!

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you

It happens. Sometimes people just explode. Natural causes.

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

Sometimes people write what you say and not what I mean

If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in the kitchen :D

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light and dark side, and it binds the universe together

Silence is Golden, but shouting is fun

The difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver is this: A bad golfer goes *WHACK* DANG! A bad skydiver goes DANG! *WHACK*"

I love humanity. It's people I can't stand

Beauty is just a light switch away!

AHHHH That was refreshing, no? XD Sooooooooooooo yeah. If you peepzelz have any questions, just contact me! :D

(p.S. I'd like to thank inuyashacat13 for all the crap I have copied and pasted! GO CHECK HER OUT, SHE'S AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOME!!! :D) (P.s.s. I've also made a ton of this up, so don't go all saying I'm unoriginal and what not or I smack you upside the head! :D )