Calenhad Hawke, a champion no one expected. Mature filter for future violence, sex, non-con, foul language. Cover Art created By Coupleofkooks dot Deviantart dot com.

Upon having his pride damaged, Danny realizes he needs to learn how to kiss, but great kissers aren't born—you need determination to take the first step, a splice of awkwardness to set the mood, and a willing participant for you to practice on. Pitch Pearl, DPxDF. Character study. Psychological crises.

Clockwork decides his time to pass has come and informs Danny that he will be the new master of time. However, Danny needs a tutor, and Clockwork is convinced "Dan Phantom" will do...among other things. DanDanny DannyDan Most certainly NOT Pitch/Pearl [Update 1/30/19: I'm still alive! Expect a new chapter by 1/31/19]

Desmond Miles was the type of person no one expected anything great from. He served drinks at a bar and then was captured by a corporation that wants to use him to find something. When everything he knows is ripped out from under him again, he has to start anew once more.

Slash/Yaoi/MxM - Rodrick is acting distant, and Greg hates that the older brother is leaving him behind. With the bruise comes a bet; "How long can Greg keep his mouth shut?" Warning: INCEST/SLASH/SMUT/NON-CON [COMPLETE!]

Caught on film in a rather compromising position Danny and Dash learn that being seen as a couple has its perks with the ladies, until someone starts demanding proof.

Butch is cuffed to the chair in Chief's room. Something's not right. This isn't protocol. (Rated M for mature language and themes.)

A story about a M!LW who is as dumb as a bag of hammers. Not funny 'haha' but funny 'oh you poor thing'. Except there's a twist. He has a split personality who is obsessed with Butch. Slighty slashy with a bit of bromance fluffy. Don't like? Don't read and move on with your life. More description in the story. Please rxr

Mixed feelings travel between Greg and Rodrick. Two years have passed and now that he's older he's not afraid to try and figure out why Rodrick has such a big attitude with him. Will he be ready for the repercussions of his action, or will he run away?

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After going off to college, reality hits Danny in the face like a brick: Growing up can be a lonely process. What happens when the first blast from the past is an unpleasant surprise, and the second is an enemy looking to get a job at the same place as him? Rated M for language and future situations. (DannyxDash)

In the new world, all zombies run on instinct. But what happens when a certain hunter encounters a man that threatens to change his view on the life he is living? And what could this mean for the infection itself?

Drugs were relative to everything - nothing else mattered. Warning: Slash, eventual smut, male/male relations, drug use, etc, etc.

When Zimmer left Rivet City without him, the Institute stopped summoning him to come back. But 4 months 3 days 11 hours 12 minutes 29 seconds after re-activation, he had no idea why he was being summoned again. Butch/Harkness. Slash. COMPLETE.

DANNYDASH SLASH! Dash comes to Danny's rescue late at night, but are they ready for the events that they find themselves swept up in afterwards? RATING NOW M

Nolo, Nolle, Nolui : To be unwilling, wish not to, refuse. "Passion and shame torment him, and rage is mingled with his grief." - Virgil. Fearghal Cousland refuses to leave his family and Duncan is forced to conscript him.

Sequel to Romance in Black. After Dash left, Danny tried to move on, to no avail. As the gang gathers again in Amity Park, new threats lurk in the shadows. Can Danny defeat them before it's too late? (Dash x Danny)

Thrown headfirst into an alternate universe, Danny becomes locked in a deadly game of cat and mouse with this realm's top ghost hunter, Daniel Fenton. Original Concept Danny X Danny Phantom. Slash.

A new ghost arrives in Amity Park, and its attack has a costly effect on Danny. (Dash x Danny)

When a new man enters Casper High School, Danny dresses as a woman in an attempt to escape him. (Dash x Danny)

Strange dreams of Altair have been tormenting Desmond, and a accident with the animus has hurtled him into 1191 with no way back. He has two choices reveal himself and be killed, or secretly helping the Brotherhood, and unexpectedly falling in love.

Butch DeLoria/M!Lone Wanderer. This may or may not have been what the LW had in mind when Butch asked him to join the Tunnel Snakes. Rated M for language and sexual content.

When Rodrick comes home after a year and a half how will Greg cope? Rated M for incest and slash Rodrick/greg

Greg is older and Rodrick is acting stranger. Between Rodrick's mysterious late night endeavours and Greg's snooping, the Heffley household is about to undergo a serious change. , WARNING: INCEST/SWEARING etc. M for a reason.

John's death will upset the balance. Midnite is determined to keep that from happening by whatever means necessary. John/Chas, mature content, slash. Slight x-over with the Hellblazer comics. Chapter 9 is posted.

If anyone asked Harkness if there was any trouble in Rivet City, he'd answer 'Sure. You can find the barber in the Muddy Rudder.' Because, he had never met anyone as troublesome as Butch. Told in 3 parts. Pre-slash to Slash COMPLETE

Request for xechoheartx. When you have someone to loathe so dearly as Dash did for Daniel Fenton, the very worst and last thing you can do is fall in love with them. Swagger Bishie, One-sided Pitch Pearl.

Sebastian arrives in Starkhaven to find two things waiting for him - a letter from Grand Cleric Elthina, and a certain apostate mage.

Desmond wondered why they had switched over to Altaïr, somewhat annoyed by the sudden transition that had left him reeling... I'm horrible at summaries.

High school is a long way from the playground. For the kids at Third Street School things have changed a lot, but maybe not as much as they think. A Butch/Hustler Kid story.

"No one's really surprised it came to this. Especially not you, since you're helpless against it. Against anything. Weak is what you are. You can't save anyone, not even you. And no one wants to save you now-they're tired of it. Tired of dying for you."

Completed/Abandoned

Railan, the male human mage, and his relationship with his fellow Warden Alistair as they seek to end the blight. Warnings: Slight AU, M/M, and rated for future chapters.

An Emperor to be, a Judge Magister, and the honor which binds them together proves to be the greatest barrier of all. Gabranth x Larsa FINALLY COMPLETE! :

Coffee. Crane. Killer Croc. Coffee. Crane. Cover-up. Cover blown. Crane/Wayne slash.

When Ellis is separated from his group he meets up with an intelligent Hunter and is thrown into a series of events that will change who he is and how he goes through the motions of surviving. EllisxHunter

Tyler says even the Mona Lisa's falling apart, and he's right. Everything's falling apart, like this thing between Tyler and me. At any rate, I'll be one step closer to rock bottom. one-shot, Tyler/Narrator slash, sex not smut

Travelling to Orzammar in winter is never a good idea, especially if one doesn't bring sufficient warm clothes. As such, tent and blanket sharing happens, and what that leads to is anyone's guess. Slash - M!Cousland/Alistair. Two chapter one-shot.

Dan Phantom is pure evil. So why is he helping Danny, following Clockwork's orders, being heckled by "Sam", and letting that puny clone tease him? Life sucks when you can't kill people, and why does Dani smile whenever she sees him and Clock together?

Aedan escaped Highever but his family lie dead Now he must gather an army destroy the horde and retake his home. As Alistair helps him to heal the friendship between the two wardens grows stronger. Will it become something more? M!Cousland/Alistair slash