Hi! I love anime, manga, Criminal Minds, CSI New York, Bruno Mars, Owl City, Harry Potter, Eminem, Prince Royce, Lil Wayne, and candy. :) Weird combination I know. I'm a proud latina, I usually speak Spanglish so its all good :).

My friends call me crazy and really random but I love it. I'm not girly though I'm more tomboyish. Is that a word? whatever :P. On this site I read a lot of Prince of Tennis stuff, and their really good.

My Favorite QuOtEs and/or ScEnEs(?):

ANIME SCENES

Urahara: Urgent! Meet us outside the Urahara shop immediately!
Ichigo: Ahhh! Who the hell contacts people like that?! This is like some TV crime scene message written in the victim's own blood! And it better not stain my wall! (Notices a P.S.) Hm? What now? A P.S.?
Urahara: P.S. If you're thinking this message is some written in the victim's own blood cliche from some TV show, then you obviously have no sense of humor.
Ichigo: Oh shut up!! (throws pillow at the message on the wall)
-Bleach

Kagome: Thank you Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Huh?
Kagome: Never mind.
Inuyasha: Women.

-Inuyasha

Kagome: Oh, wow! He proposed to her!
Inuyasha: He poses a what?

-Inuyasha

Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.
Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did *that* right in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Maybe we need to have a talk about what it is you do with women!

Inuyasha: [has found out that Kagome told the Thunder Brothers that he is her lover] You actually think I'd hand over the jewel shards as a ransom to get you back?
Kagome: Of course you would, cause that's what a lover would do!
Inuyasha: But we're not lovers! And without love the whole argument kinda falls apart!

Monkey D. Luffy: [after they picked the orb test] Hey! Maybe this is like one of those games!
Sanji: What games?
Monkey D. Luffy: You know! You pick the right door and you get a prize, but if you pick the wrong one...
Usopp: You waited until now to tell us this!
Monkey D. Luffy: I forgot.
Sanji: So what happens if we picked the wrong one?
Monkey D. Luffy: Let's see... we fall all the way back to the Blue Sea!
Sanji: Come on, nothing like that is going to happen!
Sanji: [they fall down a huge waterfall] I can't believe that just happened...
Usopp: I seriously thought... we we're falling all the way back to the Blue Sea... Sanji: That's because *someone* had to make up that story to scary us!
Monkey D. Luffy: [laughing] Come on! I thought I was a goner too!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Eh-eah...
[wipes away blood]
Ikkaku Madarame: I don't get it.
Ichigo: Hm?...
Ikkaku: Sure there's some distance between us, but only a novice unfamiliar with fighting would allow a hand to leave his sword during a match!
Ichigo: Why don't you just shut your trap! Alright? I got blood in my eyes! So I just stopped to wipe it awawy!
Ikkaku: Even shallow wounds above the eye bleed profusely.
Ichigo: Mm!
Ikkaku: Therefore you must stop the bleeding... you can't just wipe it away.
Ichigo: Hey! That's not fair! You have a special ointment to stop your bleeding! Ikkaku: It is too fair. It's called being prepared, you idiot! Instead of complaining, you should be applaoding my professionalism!
Ichigo: Eh-eah...

QUOTES

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late
-William Shakespeare

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
-James Dean

Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
-William Shakespeare

Listen to many, speak to a few
-William Shakespeare

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
-William Shakespeare

It has been said that time heals all wounds. I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue, and the pain lessens, but it is never gone.
-Rose Kennedy

All secrets are deep. All secrets become dark. That's in the nature of secrets.
-Cory Doctorow

God sends meat and the devil sends cooks.
-Thomas Deloney

A woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself.
-Susan B. Anthony

CSI NY

Jason: I never saw that house. I swear on my grandmother.
Don Flack: Let me arrest him for swearing on his grandmother.

Stella Bonnaserra: What time did you get in?
Mac Taylor: I never went home.
Stella: Can't sleep?
Mac: What's sleep?

Mac: I used to sit like this with my wife. Her name was Claire. She died, on 9/11. Nobody saw it coming. I was cleaning out the closet the other day and I found this beach ball. And I remembered it was my wife who blew it up. I never told anybody this, but I got rid of everything that reminded me of Claire; too painful. The one thing I couldn't throw away . . . was that beach ball. Her breath is still in there. (AWWWW)

Aiden Burn[Aiden is explaining the term "grand master" to Mac] Yeah, like a deejay legend: Grand Master Flash or a Jam Master Jay. They paved the way for guys like 'Dre and Cube, Eminem and Jermaine Dupri. You like music like that?
Detective Mac Taylor: I prefer Crunk myself.

Detective Mac Taylor:You should hear Aiden talk about this hip-hop world. Close your eyes, she sounds like Queen Latifah.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: What do you know about Queen Latifah?

Stella Bonasera: There's something gooey here.
Mac Taylor: Gooey? There's a good forensic word. Gooey. I'll have to use that more

[Danny is looking through a ladies' magazine, looking for a sample of lotion found on a murder weapon]
Stella: You know, if you wanted beauty tips, all you had to do was ask.
Danny Messer: Did you know that waterproof mascara dries out your eyelashes? That's amazing!

Flack: Both the super and the downstairs neighbor say they haven't seen her in over a week.
Danny: Yeah, well that don't mean anything. I've lived in my apartment over three years now. My neighbors don't recognize me.
Flack: Better hope you don't go missing, pal.

Aiden: Did you find anything else?
Flack: I haven't gone in yet.
Aiden: What?? Flack, you little scaredy cat, you don't believe these stories about this place being haunted?
Flack: I was doing my job, Aiden: getting statements from witnesses.
Aiden: Stel, you smell that?
Stella: Yeah. Chicken. Well, I did hear the one about the monk who went crazy and killed the others is true.
Flack: The 1-2-2 gets calls about strange noises coming from this place all the time.
Aiden: Will you stop? That's just an old urban legend.
Stella: Aiden, I think you'd better hold Flack's hand.
Flack: Yeah, okay...cute.

Detective Stella Bonasera:I'm driving.
Detective Don Flack:No! Please let me drive?
Detective Stella Bonasera:No.
Detective Don Flack:Do you at least got a cracker or a piece of candy in the glove box?Detective Stella Bonasera:Why?
Detective Don Flack: Because, when you drive, we don't eat!

[Stella and Mac stare at the flattened victim]
Stella Bonasera: I'm going to call Hawkes.
Mac Taylor: Tell him to bring a spatula.

[Danny is questioning a Mr. Arnold, who just admitted to being at a strip club]
Danny: I'm sure you were just sharing stock tips with her, right? What's her name?
Mr Arnold: Savannah. But, you know, I don't think it was her real name.
Danny: Nah. You think?

Sheldon: You know what my favorite games was when I was a kid?
Mac: Jacks?
Sheldon: Operation.
[He holds up a pair of tweezers and then uses them to remove a bullet from the body of a gunshot victim]
Mac: His nose didn't buzz red. Well done!

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes[hands Stella a spleen from a victim] Oh, I've got something else.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Don't make me hold something again!

[Mac has learned that Steve Collins was a confidential informant, which is why he was let out of prison]
Steve Collins:You can't touch me!
Det. Mac Taylor: Sure I can.
[pokes him hard]
Steve Collins: Oww!

Sheldon Hawkes: [regarding the victim's brain]It's about 98 degrees out here, the pavement is very hot, any remaining pieces are more than likely fried.
Stella Bonasera: I knew this would be a no-brainer for you.
Hawkes: She didn't just say that.
Don Flack; Mac: She did.

Mac: [talking to Lindsay in the tiger's cage]I need you to hold the tiger's jaw so I can get the dental impression.
Danny: [whispering]Just take a deep breath. Don't let him know that you're afraid, 'cause he can sense when you're nervous.
Lindsay: The tiger's been tranquilized. I think I can handle it.
Danny: I'm talking about Mac. And make sure you call him "sir."

Mac: [after Lindsay calls him 'Sir' various times] And don't call me "sir".

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes:You know I've never been fishing, never even thought about trying. Seems kind of boring.
Detective Danny Messer:Until you hook something. I went fishing with my old man once on a pier near Battery Park. I caught the sweetest striped bass, must have weighed close to thirty pounds.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes:Did you eat it?
Detective Danny Messer:Threw it back! Would you eat anything that came out of the Hudson?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Good point.

Hawkes: …Put time of death at least 8 hours ago.
Danny: Actually… [looks at his watch]10 hours and 13 minutes.
Hawkes: It's impossible to be that exact on ToD.
Danny: You think so, Einstein?
Hawkes: Danny, I'm a certified pathologist. I know so.
Danny: Her coat is damp, I got caught in the rain last night. 20-minute torrential downpour: 8:45. Only the makeup on the right side of her face is streaked which means she was lying dead here when the rain began.
Hawkes: Showoff.

Male tenant: No, I didn't hear anything unusual. What happened?
Flack: A guy was shot down the hall.
Male tenant: Oh..yeah..I heard that.
Flack: Did you call 9-1-1?
Male tenant: No. Why?

Stella: That's it? No butler?
Flack: No.
Stella: Too bad. I thought we could wrap that one up quick.
Flack: What?
Stella: In a mansion like that, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?
Flack: I was a Monopoly guy.

(Marty is consulting Danny over the phone about how to examine the victim)
Marty: Lucky you're not claustrophobic. Me? I do not like confined spaces.
Danny: Why'd you choose a career that puts you in a windowless room with dead bodies then?
Marty: Ladies love the degree.
Danny: 6 years of med school to become a player, eh?
Marty: No...I was already a player, Messer. I just needed the bank to pay for my Porsche.
Danny: You know what? I officially hate you right now, all right?
Marty: [laughing]You done?
Danny: Yup. Only thing abnormal about this guy is the blood leaking from his neck.

[Lindsay walks into the crime scene dressed in formal wear. Mac is already there in formal wear, having been to the mayor's party]
Danny: Well, hello, Miss Monroe. You clean up nice. Were you at the mayor's party also?Lindsay: I was at the opera.
Danny: I am hanging out with all the wrong people.

[Stella's waiting in autopsy, and Sid wheels out the body]
Sid: Uh, sorry for the delay. QT and I were busy necking.
Stella: Come again?
Sid: Necking.
[Stella looks confused]
Sid: Looking at his neck.
Stella: Oh.
Sid: You don't think I'd kiss a corpse, do you?
Stella: Oh, no, no.
Sid: That's disgusting.
Stella: I agree.
Sid: As long as we've got that straight.
Stella: So, Sid,...cause of death?

Danny: [bringing in some of the exotic cuisine]Who's going first?
Stella: You gotta be kidding.
Flack: Pass!
Hawkes: Uh-uh.
Lindsay: It's just protein. [takes a bite of fried tarantula and everyone looks on]
Mac: [smiling and holding out hand to Danny]Told you she'd do it.
Danny: [handing five dollars to Mac] All right, all right, here you go.
Mac: Okay! Pizza in my office. [Everyone but Lindsay and Danny leaves]
Lindsay: You bet Mac I wouldn't do it?
Danny: Yeah, what was I thinking? Never bet against a country girl.
Lindsay: [eating more] You know, actually it's not that bad.

Lindsay: Do you think Danny calls me Montana because I'm a 49ers fan?
Sid Hammerback: He calls you that because he's got a crush on you.