Folks, you will never be seeing any fanfics from me on this site. You see, fanfiction.net has become a piece of crap that has gone down the toilet because of that jackass moderator Xing! That's right Xing, I'm taking my anger out on you! You absolutely suck at moderating this website. People have been writing very horrible, nasty fanfics, but YOU don't bother to ban them! You've banned MSTings, lists, songfics, blooper fics, but then it got even worse when you banned NC-17 fics! So Xing, let me tell you this, YOU SUCK! I don't give a fuck if you ban me, cause you are the worst moderator on this damn website ever! I'm sure you'll be going out of business really soon. In conclusion: FUCK YOU XING!

And now Xing, it is time for you to be humiliated. I hope you enjoy this fic I wrote about you (I doubt it)

We all know about Xing, aka the man who moderates FF.net and does a damn horrible job. But in this fic, he will be exposed for what he really is: A grown man with no job and who still lives with his parents! So let's get on with the fic.

"Xing Got Fingered" (the name I used to bash you, hehehe)

One day, Xing was on his computer, doing some stuff at FF.net.

Xing: Let's see, I'm now going to be deleting R-rated and NC-17 fics. So let's take care of that right now!

Xing's dad: XING! GET OFF THAT COMPUTER AND EAT YOUR DINNER!

Xing: Oh all right, I just hope I have a chicken sandwich tonight!

Xing's dad: TOO BAD! We're having roast beef!

Xing: (whining like a baby) But dad! I hate roast beef! I'm old enough to have a chicken sandwich!

Xing's dad: Look, you can either eat that damn roast beef sandwich, or you can go to bed!

Xing: DAMN! I HATE YOU! YOU'RE SO MEAN! WAHHHHHH!!!!!

He goes upstairs and cries himself to sleep.

The next day, we see Xing in the bathroom in a scuba diver suit.

Xing: Hi kids! Scuba Steve here! Today, there's a treasure we must find, and it appears to be located in the showers!

He goes into the shower, and grabs a bar of soap.

Xing's dad: XING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!

Xing: Uh-oh, an evil pirate has come to steal our treasure!

Then, he accidentally drops the soap in the toilet.

Xing: Oh no, our treasure could drown if we don't save it.

Suddenly, Xing puts his head all the way in the toilet and grabs the soap.

Xing: YES! WE HAVE RETRIEVED OUR TREASURE!

Xing's dad: ENOUGH SON! YOU NEED TO GET A FUCKING JOB ALREADY!

Xing: Well, I do moderate a website...

Xing's dad: Ah yes, that shitty fanfiction website which you do a damn horrible job at! Time for you to get a real job instead of ruining your website even more.

Hours later...

We see Xing wearing a suit and tie backwards!

Xing: I'm the backwards man, I'm the backwards man, I can go back as fast as you can, cause I'm the backwards man, I'm the backwards man, I can go back as fast as you can!

Xing's dad: SON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET A JOB!

Xing: Uh... I did get a job, dad!

Xing's dad: Don't be lying to me, boy!

Xing: Yes, it's a computer job! I work with many other people and make a lot of money!

Xing's dad: Oh son, I never thought you'd do it, but you did! I'm so proud of you! Now let's see if you've got a cell phone with you.

Xing: You bet I do, and I was just about to call a co-worker of mine! (talks on cell phone) Hello Bob. WHAT?! YOU DID WHAT WITH THE MONEY?! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE FIRED BOB! YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED! I TOLD YOU TO DELIVER THE MONEY TO GENEVA, BUT YOU HEAR HELSINKI!

Xing's dad: Wait a sec, that's my cell phone!

He takes it away from Xing.

Xing's dad: Son, there is no computer job, is there?

Xing: Well... uh...

Xing's dad: I KNEW YOU WERE LYING TO ME THE WHOLE TIME! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!

Xing: SHUT UP DAD! JUST SHUT UP!

Just when you thought Xing couldn't get any worse, here's what would happen the next day.

Xing: (playing a piano) I can't get a job cause I'm so stupid! I'm so stupid! I'm so stupid! I'm so stupid I'm stupid I'm stupid!

Xing's dad: Aw, look honey, our son has attached strings to the ceiling so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid website!

Xing: I'm being creative. Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do! (plays piano) Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausage? SAUSAGES! SAUSAGES! SAUSAGES!

Then, Xing's dad gets so pissed off that he pulls the strings and breaks the piano!

Xing's dad: THERE! NOW MAYBE YOU CAN DO SOME REAL WORK!

Xing: You know what? Fuck you, dad.

Xing's dad: Heh, fuck me.

Xing: Yeah, fuck you!

Xing's dad: Do you want to fuck me?

Xing: Huh?

Xing's dad: DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME? Well then why don't you get your ass over here and fuck me!

Then, for no reason, Xing throws something at his dad and runs out of the house!

Xing's dad: HEY! GET BACK HERE NOW!

Xing's dad chases Xing all the way to a restaurant.

Xing: WATCH OUT! POSSIBLE FIGHT IN PROGRESS!

Xing's dad: GET BACK HERE NOW SON!

While the surprised customers are watching, Xing throws food at his dad repeatedly!

Xing: EAT BROCCOLI!

Suddenly, Xing stands on a table.

Xing: I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!

Some guy: HEY! I know that guy, he's that awful moderator from the fanfiction.net website!

Girl: That website has gone to hell lately!

Xing: (still on the table) NOW DAD! YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!

Suddenly, some police officers arrive!

Policeman: GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND, ASSHOLE!

And so, poor poor Xing finds himself in jail...

Big Man: HYUK! I wanna have sex with you!

Xing: Oh crap, get me out of here now!

Big Man: Before I do, let's watch the news!

Xing: We get to watch TV in here?

News Reporter: In the news today, the website fanfiction.net was deleted by hackers! And I couldn't be more happier cause that website really sucked! And to Xing, the guy who moderated the website, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! Oh, I forgot to mention that Xing is in jail after a fight with his dad! Now if you'll excuse me, I quit! I'm gonna join the circus!

Big Man: Wait a sec... that's you!

Xing: Uh... well...

Big Man: THAT'S IT! WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU I'M GONNA BEAT YOU TO A PULP!

Xing: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THE END!

So Xing, you must be in your room crying like a baby by now. Or maybe you're really angry and you want to ban me so badly. Now's your chance, fuckwad. COME ON! I DARE YOU! ARE YOU A CHICKEN????? BAWK BAWK BAWK!