Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

My name is ~musikfreak (just a lil nickname)

DOB: March 25, 1994 - do the math

lovabl3loz3r@yahoo.com

spell check?...-_-llll

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Musik is my drug and my friend, my mother and my lover. Im into pop and latino but mostly rock like likin park, my chemical romance, three days grace, disturbed, skillet, Papa Roach, Panic! at the disco, Fall Out Boys, Sytem of Down, You Dont Mess with the Zohan, ect.

TOP TEN FAV SONGS~warning my top ten will change every once and awhile

(1) Last Resort- papa roach

(2) Situations- Escape the Fate

(3) Paint it Black- The Agony Scene

(4) Tears Dont Fall- Bullets for my Valentine

(5) Pycho- System of A Down

(6) Fuck the System- System of A Down

(7) Blackout- Muse

(8) A little Piece of Heaven- Avenged Sevenfold

(9) Vampires will never hurt you- My chemical romance

(10) Im a gangster- Josh Tobbin

P.S. ROCK MUSIC IS NOT EMO!! I DONT LIKE PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT JUST BECUASE YOU LISTEN TO ROCK IT MEANS YOUR EMO TALK ABOUT -STERO TYPES!!

MOVIES~ I AM LEGEND, Pirates of the Carribean, Reign Over Me, Tuck Everlasting, ect.

mY futUR3 pLAns & DR3Ams is 2 ... do something big and worth while that will leave my mark in history. something people will always remeber me by... now to figure out what that something is! hmmmm...

Th0ughtS~

All the good guys are either (A) GAY, (B) MARRIED, or (C) FICTIONAL CREATURES IN MOVIES OR BOOKS

I'm in lov CaptiN'jACKsPARROW & Edward Cullen (my3dwARd not robert paterson)

Edward and Bella make fariy-tell endings look so easy...

cH0c0LAt3 is the cure 4 everything

Musik is not a hobbiE its LIFE!

I believe that everyone is smart... its just people are too LAZY to THINK!

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, lovabl3loz3r

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, lovabl3loz3r

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to help him gain world domination! Join the dark side...WE HAVE COOKIES!!

Yay Bunny!! (\ /)
Yay Bunny!! (='.'=)
Yay Bunny!!

Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) Add your name to the list if you have joined the dark side purely for cookies. Ninja C, butterfinger45, vampirechick123. lovabl3loz3r

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in you head...copy/paste this into your profile.

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

BIT is Bella In Training

RAP is Retards Attempting Poetry

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

:D Check this out! :)

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

one sunday morning

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

Only in America... no pun intended

1. can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

What Hallmark doesn’t print:

1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the
bright side, its really good pay.

2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the
tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!

3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend. Here's a
bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.

4. You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they
find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I got
real snippy.

6. Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don't fret
about it, she moved in with me.

7. You totaled your car and can't remember why. Could it have been,
that whole case of Bud Dry?

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

We all know edward is an angel and that god makes angels and charlise made edward so...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

FAv0Rit3 Qu0t3s~

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your oppinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn, we messed up."

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"What part of 'mortal enemies' is to complicated for you to understand?"- Jacob

"Do you realize that your insatiable pull for all things deadly was strong enough to recover a pack of mutant canines from extinction?"- Edward

"And I did all that without a single drop of Rum!" Captain Jack Sparrow.

"Wait- nobody move. I dropped my brain!" Davy-Jonesish Captain Jack Sparrow.

"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?" Captain Jack Sparrow.

"You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you need to watch out for" Captain Jack Sparrow

"I perfer brunettes" Edward

"Define normal..."-Eragon

obsession is... unhealthy, but can you blame me

Look after my heart--I've left it with you." Edward Cullen

But why is the RUM gone?-Jack Sparrow

This either madness or brilliance.- Jack Sparrow

mY w0Rst N!GhtmAR3~ Your ipod's dead mate. There's no chance of recovery. ~RIP +.+ NOOOOO!!

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