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Joined 08-27-05, id: 886336

hello all, I'm just a wierd little girl who is seriously obsessed with world doinamtion. Me and my friends love to hang out and they claim that I'm making them crazy and stuff...well, screw them. I cant say that I'm an anime freak because music is my real true love although i still love anime. I have a neopets acounnt and my name is shadow_fairie_girl and I dont know why I told ya that...I suppose I felt ike it...oh well.

Heres more about me that might but probly wont help anyone in a search for knowledge...ENJOY:)

my name:If I told you I'd have to kill you.(Or torture you till you cry out in pain and agony...and if your a guy you no longer had your ...lets just say pride and joyif ya get my drift.)

my nicknames:Angus(its a long story),lizzard(not so long of a story but still...non of your bissness), Queen libba(bow down...OR SUFFER MY FRIGGIN WRATH!), Drifty, angus(If you want to know, e-mail me), and jibba jabba(I talkcoughto myselfcougha lot).

age:None of your bissness...NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I GET THE RUSSIAN MOFIA TO OPEN A CAN OF WHOPE ASS ON YOU!

characteristics:my freinds say I'm crazy(I agree with them),silly and clutzy(Like getting hit right above your frigging eye ...CURSE YOU BOTTOM LOCKER,CURSE YOUUU!), saracastic as shite(I cant hep it I just get these wounderful sarcastic come backs all the time), and random(hense the name).

nationality:Who the hell knows?I'll tell a who...um...yeaaaah. I dont really care because the fact is that it would take way to much thinking to find out. I do know that my last name is Scottish and my moms last name was Irish before she married my father. I was born in Germany, dose that count for anything?...It dosent...oh...well...screw you.

hair:dirty bolnde with natrul highlights. I want to get the tips dyed red.

wieght:I dont give a rats ass and I'm not so self obessed that I check my weight everyday(and I'm to lazy to walk over to a scale and see).I wait tell I'm sick and have the doc check for me.

animes/manga:beyblade, outlaw star and wolfs rain(that is untill those asses at adult swim took them of the air.I will get my revenge, I WILL!), foolly coolly, cowboy bebop(I think the elders are all moo cows and give major props to Vicious for killing them...and his bird is friggin awsome!), Inuyasha(Jakin is a moo cow like the guys at adultswim and the elders), fullmetal alchemist, Lupin the Third, DnAngel, Naruto, Hellsing., and I like a lot more.

hobbys: reading manga and watching anime, tripping over random things, spilling random things, making up random sarcastic sayings, sleeping, food, eating, drinking(not beer), cheetos(Yes, that is a hobby, for me that is), watching movies, day dreaming(My get away from life), and listening to music.

music:My chemical Romance, Lost Prophets, Wierd Al, Nine Inch Nails, Sugarcult, The Used, Superchick, Rise Against, Linkin Park, B.B King, Queen, AFI, The Darkness, The Used, Carpenters, Fall Out Boy, Everclear, Franz Ferdinand, Kean, Muse, Rage Against the Machine, Jimmi Hendrix, Greenday, The Pogues, Armor for Sleep, and much MUCH more.

fav qoutes:

"I feel like I'm about to faint, and theres no handsome prince to catch me. This is tragic."-me

"mmmm...pizza...taste like sex." "how do you know what sex taste like?" "T.V."-me and my friend

"Oh for the love of all Russain orgies"-me(An orgie is a group of people in a cricle with there shoes off...it sexual to)

"I'll belive that when flying monkeys ea t my brains out with sporks."-me

"and the Hamsters did what?"-the end of a very wierd conversation-me

"But the cheese will melt, GOD SAVE THE CHESSE!"-me

"Who shot who with a whadda?"-Jasper.

"I'm going to kill you"-Stewie.

"I got the Idea when I noticed the refridgartor was cold."-Homer.

"Marge, can you set the oven to cold?"-Homer.

"Lisa, stop blowing my sex! I'm mean your sax-yeah your sax."-Marge.

"We don't need no stinkin' badges!"-A old movie.

"Here is what the French call, La fake dirama."-Bart.

"Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"-that dude form 'Gone with the Wind'.

my ramblings:

heh heh...I have this stuffed animal camale and I named him Moocow so everyone thinks I'm crazy. I just remebered that when I was younger me and my cuz would have 'bey-battles' and the 'bey-blades' kept jumping out of the dish and attaking me...so I have a stirck no bey-blades within striking distance form me rule, and my freind brought one to school wich magicly slipped out of his hand and bounced of the ground hitting me smack dab on the nose...it was funny.

~~~~~~~~~~FYI~~~~~~~~~~~

I AM THE SUPREME RULER OF THE WORLD...when people finally relize this there will be no school and all of the hours that come before10:00 will sesie(I majorly suck at spelling) to exist ...if you have a problem with that(you shouldnt and wont if your any bit like me) send a letter to my office at 200 random road blvd. or contact my assitant at 1-800-random for supereme overlord of the world.

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Smells like Team Spirit by Zadien reviews
Beyblade Ice Hockey AU. The Sharks have always won the league, each and every year, but this year will be different. Kai Hiwatari, the ex-captain of the Sharks, now captains the Tigers, the talented yet dysfunctional contenders for the trophy with all their emotional baggage, prank pulling and bitter resentment of change.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 671,398 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 6/19/2003 - [Kai H., OC] Tala, Brooklyn
Dirty Little Secret by Ms. Controversy reviews
“You are…Tala’s girlfriend?” Kai asked, making an educated guess. The blonde went red, avoiding wrong mental images, “No…no! I’m his sister…”
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 209,148 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 10/24/2005
Help, I'm Stuck in Summer Camp! by Rawr it's Kizami reviews
The Bladebreakers, B.E.G.A. Justice 5, White Tigers, Blitzkrieg Boys, and All Stars are forced into a summer camp with crazy counselors, and... just plain randomness? AN: Currently in the process of being rewritten!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,048 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/15/2005
Taken for Granted by Zadien reviews
Updated!27July08.'Mystel, you'll protect me, right' "From evil ghost rapists? Sure. From Kai Hiwatari... I'll try."
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 229,662 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 2/8/2005 - [Kai H., OC] Tala, Mystel
Watashitachi wa Nani? by Rawr it's Kizami reviews
Two siblings are expelled, and another one drops out of high school. They decide to teach their neglectful parents a lesson as well as finish up their HS education. What happens when the academy they choose turns out to be not very 'coed? On Hiatus.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/7/2005
The Colour Of Blood by Bibbs reviews
One portal seperates two worlds from eachother. The New World is where Humans live. And when a group of teengagers travel to the Old World, anything can happen, and anything can exist. Old enemies return to create new plans of evil. KAIxOC, TALAxOC
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,953 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Kai H., Tala
Russian LoveAn Unexpected Past by Pineapple-Chan reviews
chapters 8 added! Makena OC is trying to fit into a new life at the abbey, but when certain bladers take an interest, pleasantries go down the drain. OCXTALA,OCXJOHNNY,OCXBRYAN,OCXKAI,OCXENRIQUE.Bedroom!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Bryan
The Detention Room by Baby Sweet reviews
French exchange students. Tyson aint 'Bothered'. Nazi bastard! Kai yelled. Chaos in the detention room. Chap 9 up! COMPLETE! R AND R! Swearing, some minor violence. Non yaoi.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Complete
Fall From Grace by Destructive Habit reviews
“Kudos to whatever truck decided to use you as target practice, it’s a shame they missed the bulls-eye” Many pairings
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 9/27/2004
Body Mix Up by Lee the Ice Queen reviews
Kai and Xariah have switched bodies. Life will never be the same...taking a shower will never be the same! "Finally in disbelief Kai cupped his hand in-between his thighs to find something was DEFINATLY missing." AU read and review!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004
Beautiful Disaster by Lee the Ice Queen reviews
We keep falling in love...What a beautiful disaster. formerly 'The New Girl'.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,584 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 9/8/2003